..is that they lack that "Boy am I an ASS and Do I look stupid or what?" gene, therefore never experiencing the normal emotion of embarrassment and self-revulsion that us common folk who have never been admitted to the Bar feel when we do REALLY hypocritical things like this Viacom Lawyer/Weasel/MediaPimp has done.
And BTW...The only people who watch John Stuart are teenagers and those who have never functionally matured beyond that level.
I again celebrate the demure and chaste Bev Stayart.
Upon further reflection on the comforting assertion that:
"23. Stayart has never engaged in a promiscuous lifestyle or other overt sexual activities."
This makes complete sense really.
That is why there is -NO SUCH THING- as the Bev Stayart Angry Dragon, the Bev Stayart Arabian Goggles, the Bev Stayart Bait N' Tackle, the Bev Stayart Bear Claw, the Bev Stayart Beef Curtain, the Bev Stayart Blumpy, the Bev Stayart Bronco, the Bev Stayart Brown Bagging It, the Bev Stayart Brown Necktie, the Bev Stayart Brunski, the Bev Stayart Bullwinkle, the Bev Stayart Butter Face, the Bev Stayart Canine Special, the Bev Stayart Carpet Cleaner, the Bev Stayart Chili Dog, the Bev Stayart Chocolate Pizza, the Bev Stayart Cleveland Steamer, the Bev Stayart Cold Lunch, the Bev Stayart Concoction, the Bev Stayart Cop's Delight, the Bev Stayart Corkscrew, the Bev Stayart Daisy Chain, the Bev Stayart Davey Crockett, the Bev Stayart Dirty Sanchez, the Bev Stayart Dirty Swirly, the Bev Stayart Dog In A Bathtub, the Bev Stayart Donkey Punch, the Bev Stayart DVDA, the Bev Stayart Electric Chair or the Bev Stayart Fish Eye.
Nor is there any Bev Stayart Fish-Hook, the Bev Stayart Fire Island, the Bev Stayart Flaming Amazon, the Bev Stayart Flooding the Cave, the Bev Stayart Flying Camel, the Bev Stayart Flying Dutchman, the Bev Stayart Fountain Of You, the Bev Stayart Fur Ball, the Bev Stayart Gobstopper, the Bev Stayart Golden Shower, the Bev Stayart Greek, the Bev Stayart Ham And Cheese Sandwich, the Bev Stayart High Dive, the Bev Stayart Hindenburg, the Bev Stayart Hogging, the Bev Stayart Hole In One, the Bev Stayart Hotdog In A Hallway, the Bev Stayart Hot Karl, the Bev Stayart Hot Karl Candy Cane, the Bev Stayart Hot Lunch, the Bev Stayart Hummer, the Bev Stayart Indian Cock Burn, the Bev Stayart Jedi Mind Trick, the Bev Stayart Jelly Donut, the Bev Stayart Juanita Special Bean Dip, the Bev Stayart Kennebunkport Surprise, the Bev Stayart Landshark, the Bev Stayart Lorena Bobbit, the Bev Stayart Menthol, the Bev Stayart Mellon Dive, the Bev Stayart Monkey Wrench, the Bev Stayart Mork, the Bev Stayart Moses or Bev Stayart Motorboat that I know of.
And I certainly have never heard of the Bev Stayart Mushy Biscuit, the Bev Stayart New Jersey Meat-Hook, the Bev Stayart New York Style Taco, the Bev Stayart Nixon, the Bev Stayart Oyster, the Bev Stayart Pasadena Mudslide, the Bev Stayart Pattycake, the Bev Stayart Paying the Rent, the Bev Stayart Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, the Bev Stayart Pearl Necklace, the Bev Stayart Pig Roast, the Bev Stayart Pink Glove, the Bev Stayart Pirate's Treasure, the Bev Stayart Plating, the Bev Stayart Popcorn Trick, the Bev Stayart Purple Mushroom, the Bev Stayart Ram, the Bev Stayart Rear Admiral, the Bev Stayart Red Wings, the Bev Stayart Resuscitation, the Bev Stayart Roddy Piper, the Bev Stayart Rodeo, the Bev Stayart Rose Creeper, the Bev Stayart Rusty Trombone, the Bev Stayart Sandbag, the Bev Stayart Seatbelt, the Bev Stayart Shirley Temple, the Bev Stayart Shocker, the Bev Stayart Shop Vac or Bev Stayart Shrimping.
But mostly it is refreshing and uplifting to know that the Bev Stayart Skiing, the Bev Stayart Slumpbuster, the Bev Stayart Snerd Nurgling, the Bev Stayart Snoodling, the Bev Stayart Snowball, the Bev Stayart Snuff, the Bev Stayart Stingy Nut, the Bev Stayart Sud N' Fud, the Bev Stayart Surfing, the Bev Stayart Swimmer's Ear, the Bev Stayart 3-Eyed Turtle, the Bev Stayart Tortoise, the Bev Stayart Tossing Salad, the Bev Stayart Tropical Wind, the Bev Stayart Tuna Melt, the Bev Stayart Twisted Sister, the Bev Stayart Vegetarian Hot Lunch, the Bev Stayart Wake Up Call, the Bev Stayart Walrus, the Bev Stayart Western Grip, the Bev Stayart Westside Glaze, the Bev Stayart Woody Woodpecker and the Bev Stayart Zombie Mask simply do not exist.
Because if overt sexual activities like these did in fact exist, I'm sure a Google, Yahoo or perhaps even a Bing search would find references to such abominations.
Whew! I'm sure glad that'll never happen. I would be very, very dissapointed in Bev.
"23. Stayart has never engaged in a promiscuous lifestyle or other overt sexual activities."
Wow! That's sure is great to know that Bev Stayart has never done the Angry Dragon, Arabian Goggles, The Bait N' Tackle, Bear Claw, Beef Curtain, Blumpy, The Bronco, Brown Bagging It, Brown Necktie, Brunski, The Bullwinkle, Butter Face, The Canine Special, The Carpet Cleaner, The Chili Dog, Chocolate Pizza, Cleveland Steamer, Cold Lunch, The Concoction, Cop's Delight, The Corkscrew, Daisy Chain, Davey Crockett, Dirty Sanchez, Dirty Swirly, Dog In A Bathtub, Donkey Punch, DVDA, The Electric Chair, The Fish Eye, Fish-Hook, The Fire Island, Flaming Amazon, Flooding The Cave, The Flying Camel, The Flying Dutchman, The Fountain Of You, Fur Ball, Gobstopper, Golden Shower, Greek, Ham And Cheese Sandwich, High Dive, The Hindenburg, Hogging, Hole In One, Hotdog In A Hallway, Hot Karl, Hot Karl Candy Cane, Hot Lunch, Hummer, The Indian Cock Burn, The Jedi Mind Trick, The Jelly Donut, The Juanita Special Bean Dip, Kennebunkport Surprise, The Landshark, The Lorena Bobbit, The Menthol, The Mellon Dive, Monkey Wrench, The Mork, Moses, The Motorboat, Mushy Biscuit, New Jersey Meat-Hook, New York Style Taco, The Nixon, Oyster, Pasadena Mudslide, Pattycake, Paying The Rent, Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, Pearl Necklace, The Pig Roast, Pink Glove, The Pirate's Treasure, Plating, The Popcorn Trick, Purple Mushroom, The Ram, Rear Admiral, Red Wings, Resuscitation, The Roddy Piper, The Rodeo, The Rose Creeper, The Rusty Trombone, Sandbag, The Seatbelt, Shirley Temple, The Shocker, Shop Vac, Shrimping, Skiing, Slumpbuster, Snerd Nurgling, Snoodling, Snowball, The Snuff, Stingy Nut, Sud N' Fud, Surfing, Swimmer's Ear, 3-Eyed Turtle, The Tortoise, Tossing Salad, Tropical Wind, Tuna Melt, Twisted Sister, Vegetarian Hot Lunch, Wake Up Call, The Walrus, Western Grip, Westside Glaze, The Woody Woodpecker or even the The Zombie Mask!
What a relief to know that Bev is above all of the above.
(Gee...I hope Google or Yahoo won't index this page now. That could be a whole new problem. Ya think?)
Biography
I am interested in animal rights. We have three dogs and provide a sanctuary in our yard where we feed all wild creatures.
Location
Elkhorn, Wisconsin
Interests
antiques, reading, travel
Occupation
legal assistant
Once again, this story was submitted something like two weeks ago and I -did-, within an hour or so, submit another "Mia Culpa" retraction story to Mike pointing out that I -HAD- discovered this site was a hoax/joke, just not a very well known one.
Go ahead and spank me if you wish, but it'll make Baby Jesus cry.
Yes! Yes! I admit it! (And thank God this is finally out in the open.)
It -is- true. Mike Masnick is merely a puppet in my tangled web of schemes within schemes. A lackey to do my bidding! When you hear that CTU ringtone on his cellphone go off...that's me calling with marching orders.
My influence and control over Mikes editorial content is so complete and pervasive, I had Mike make changes to this very post SIX times. Each time, making it more powerful and slyly convincing. Can you feel it as these words bend your will and errode your confidence?
And for you my AC friend...In my benevolence I shall not upend your life with misfortune and destitution, but instead leave you with this sage advice from the Great Actor Warren Oates:
Man...is it ever weird pulling up Techdirt and seeing your nom de plume in boldface.
For the record, I also managed to figure out it was a hoax site by navigating up a level... and I -did- submit an "Oops, Nevermind." submission to Mike about an hour or so later.
Also, for the record, I did in fact actually go to Lowe's that day and bought -four- tubes of Loctite.
(It's the little things in life that are important.)
You have 18 months at most to implement ala carte pricing by network or you WILL be pulled out of my home.
I am NOT interested in your lame arguments about the economic efficiencies of bundling. Do NOT lie to me about it not being technically possible.
I only care about ONE thing. Every month when I write that check to you, it's like Drano in my veins knowing that some of MY MONEY is going to support LEFTIST LYING CRAP HOLES like Olberman, Maddow and Matthews.
This FORCED financial support of the LEFT's "Spew Machine" IS GOING TO STOP.
At the very least, it suggests that the Swedish court did not fully understand the technology or the implications of such a ruling, and was more influenced by the fact that it seemed like The Pirate Bay must be bad, and therefore decided to support that in the ruling.
Maybe next time rather than pick a name like "The Pirate Bay" (Pirates==bad), you call it "The Large Sad Eyed Puppy Bay" or something to that cuddly effect.
And do Swedish Judges cower in the closet at home on Halloween?
So the UK Post Nannies think they can copy Postal codes?
Solution: STOP USING THE CODES.
Make these avaricious, lazy, good for nothing, suction devices attached to the Public Tax Teat look up the damn codes themselves for EACH and EVERY Piece of MAIL.
On the post: Viacom Warns Bloggers: Post Clips Of The Daily Show And We'll Sue [Update: Or Not!]
The problem with Lawyers is...
And BTW...The only people who watch John Stuart are teenagers and those who have never functionally matured beyond that level.
On the post: EMI Tries Fake Word Of Mouth Campaign To Promote Ok Go
WHAT????!!!?????
I propose a Class Action lawsuit so we can all be reimbursed.
Ummm...and that title...are you sure that wasn't "This #Two Shall Pass"?
On the post: EMI Tries Fake Word Of Mouth Campaign To Promote Ok Go
Too many outlets in and out...
"I can't stand those useless fools (E.M.I)"
On the post: TV Station Issuing DMCA Takedowns To Try To Hide Weatherman Making A Bad Joke
Wait...Just a sec...
Thought so.
On the post: Bev Stayart Sues Yahoo Again For Violating Her Privacy Rights
I again celebrate the demure and chaste Bev Stayart.
"23. Stayart has never engaged in a promiscuous lifestyle or other overt sexual activities."
This makes complete sense really.
That is why there is -NO SUCH THING- as the Bev Stayart Angry Dragon, the Bev Stayart Arabian Goggles, the Bev Stayart Bait N' Tackle, the Bev Stayart Bear Claw, the Bev Stayart Beef Curtain, the Bev Stayart Blumpy, the Bev Stayart Bronco, the Bev Stayart Brown Bagging It, the Bev Stayart Brown Necktie, the Bev Stayart Brunski, the Bev Stayart Bullwinkle, the Bev Stayart Butter Face, the Bev Stayart Canine Special, the Bev Stayart Carpet Cleaner, the Bev Stayart Chili Dog, the Bev Stayart Chocolate Pizza, the Bev Stayart Cleveland Steamer, the Bev Stayart Cold Lunch, the Bev Stayart Concoction, the Bev Stayart Cop's Delight, the Bev Stayart Corkscrew, the Bev Stayart Daisy Chain, the Bev Stayart Davey Crockett, the Bev Stayart Dirty Sanchez, the Bev Stayart Dirty Swirly, the Bev Stayart Dog In A Bathtub, the Bev Stayart Donkey Punch, the Bev Stayart DVDA, the Bev Stayart Electric Chair or the Bev Stayart Fish Eye.
Nor is there any Bev Stayart Fish-Hook, the Bev Stayart Fire Island, the Bev Stayart Flaming Amazon, the Bev Stayart Flooding the Cave, the Bev Stayart Flying Camel, the Bev Stayart Flying Dutchman, the Bev Stayart Fountain Of You, the Bev Stayart Fur Ball, the Bev Stayart Gobstopper, the Bev Stayart Golden Shower, the Bev Stayart Greek, the Bev Stayart Ham And Cheese Sandwich, the Bev Stayart High Dive, the Bev Stayart Hindenburg, the Bev Stayart Hogging, the Bev Stayart Hole In One, the Bev Stayart Hotdog In A Hallway, the Bev Stayart Hot Karl, the Bev Stayart Hot Karl Candy Cane, the Bev Stayart Hot Lunch, the Bev Stayart Hummer, the Bev Stayart Indian Cock Burn, the Bev Stayart Jedi Mind Trick, the Bev Stayart Jelly Donut, the Bev Stayart Juanita Special Bean Dip, the Bev Stayart Kennebunkport Surprise, the Bev Stayart Landshark, the Bev Stayart Lorena Bobbit, the Bev Stayart Menthol, the Bev Stayart Mellon Dive, the Bev Stayart Monkey Wrench, the Bev Stayart Mork, the Bev Stayart Moses or Bev Stayart Motorboat that I know of.
And I certainly have never heard of the Bev Stayart Mushy Biscuit, the Bev Stayart New Jersey Meat-Hook, the Bev Stayart New York Style Taco, the Bev Stayart Nixon, the Bev Stayart Oyster, the Bev Stayart Pasadena Mudslide, the Bev Stayart Pattycake, the Bev Stayart Paying the Rent, the Bev Stayart Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, the Bev Stayart Pearl Necklace, the Bev Stayart Pig Roast, the Bev Stayart Pink Glove, the Bev Stayart Pirate's Treasure, the Bev Stayart Plating, the Bev Stayart Popcorn Trick, the Bev Stayart Purple Mushroom, the Bev Stayart Ram, the Bev Stayart Rear Admiral, the Bev Stayart Red Wings, the Bev Stayart Resuscitation, the Bev Stayart Roddy Piper, the Bev Stayart Rodeo, the Bev Stayart Rose Creeper, the Bev Stayart Rusty Trombone, the Bev Stayart Sandbag, the Bev Stayart Seatbelt, the Bev Stayart Shirley Temple, the Bev Stayart Shocker, the Bev Stayart Shop Vac or Bev Stayart Shrimping.
But mostly it is refreshing and uplifting to know that the Bev Stayart Skiing, the Bev Stayart Slumpbuster, the Bev Stayart Snerd Nurgling, the Bev Stayart Snoodling, the Bev Stayart Snowball, the Bev Stayart Snuff, the Bev Stayart Stingy Nut, the Bev Stayart Sud N' Fud, the Bev Stayart Surfing, the Bev Stayart Swimmer's Ear, the Bev Stayart 3-Eyed Turtle, the Bev Stayart Tortoise, the Bev Stayart Tossing Salad, the Bev Stayart Tropical Wind, the Bev Stayart Tuna Melt, the Bev Stayart Twisted Sister, the Bev Stayart Vegetarian Hot Lunch, the Bev Stayart Wake Up Call, the Bev Stayart Walrus, the Bev Stayart Western Grip, the Bev Stayart Westside Glaze, the Bev Stayart Woody Woodpecker and the Bev Stayart Zombie Mask simply do not exist.
Because if overt sexual activities like these did in fact exist, I'm sure a Google, Yahoo or perhaps even a Bing search would find references to such abominations.
Whew! I'm sure glad that'll never happen. I would be very, very dissapointed in Bev.
Wouldn't you?
.
On the post: Bev Stayart Sues Yahoo Again For Violating Her Privacy Rights
I am so proud of Bev.
Wow! That's sure is great to know that Bev Stayart has never done the Angry Dragon, Arabian Goggles, The Bait N' Tackle, Bear Claw, Beef Curtain, Blumpy, The Bronco, Brown Bagging It, Brown Necktie, Brunski, The Bullwinkle, Butter Face, The Canine Special, The Carpet Cleaner, The Chili Dog, Chocolate Pizza, Cleveland Steamer, Cold Lunch, The Concoction, Cop's Delight, The Corkscrew, Daisy Chain, Davey Crockett, Dirty Sanchez, Dirty Swirly, Dog In A Bathtub, Donkey Punch, DVDA, The Electric Chair, The Fish Eye, Fish-Hook, The Fire Island, Flaming Amazon, Flooding The Cave, The Flying Camel, The Flying Dutchman, The Fountain Of You, Fur Ball, Gobstopper, Golden Shower, Greek, Ham And Cheese Sandwich, High Dive, The Hindenburg, Hogging, Hole In One, Hotdog In A Hallway, Hot Karl, Hot Karl Candy Cane, Hot Lunch, Hummer, The Indian Cock Burn, The Jedi Mind Trick, The Jelly Donut, The Juanita Special Bean Dip, Kennebunkport Surprise, The Landshark, The Lorena Bobbit, The Menthol, The Mellon Dive, Monkey Wrench, The Mork, Moses, The Motorboat, Mushy Biscuit, New Jersey Meat-Hook, New York Style Taco, The Nixon, Oyster, Pasadena Mudslide, Pattycake, Paying The Rent, Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, Pearl Necklace, The Pig Roast, Pink Glove, The Pirate's Treasure, Plating, The Popcorn Trick, Purple Mushroom, The Ram, Rear Admiral, Red Wings, Resuscitation, The Roddy Piper, The Rodeo, The Rose Creeper, The Rusty Trombone, Sandbag, The Seatbelt, Shirley Temple, The Shocker, Shop Vac, Shrimping, Skiing, Slumpbuster, Snerd Nurgling, Snoodling, Snowball, The Snuff, Stingy Nut, Sud N' Fud, Surfing, Swimmer's Ear, 3-Eyed Turtle, The Tortoise, Tossing Salad, Tropical Wind, Tuna Melt, Twisted Sister, Vegetarian Hot Lunch, Wake Up Call, The Walrus, Western Grip, Westside Glaze, The Woody Woodpecker or even the The Zombie Mask!
What a relief to know that Bev is above all of the above.
(Gee...I hope Google or Yahoo won't index this page now. That could be a whole new problem. Ya think?)
On the post: Bev Stayart Sues Yahoo Again For Violating Her Privacy Rights
Let's see what we have here:
* About Bev Stayart
Biography
I am interested in animal rights. We have three dogs and provide a sanctuary in our yard where we feed all wild creatures.
Location
Elkhorn, Wisconsin
Interests
antiques, reading, travel
Occupation
legal assistant
* Signature
Gussie
Yup...There a picture of "Gussie" too:
Behold the face that launched a thousand eye rubs!
http://www.saponitown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4091
On the post: Halt...In The Name Of The MPAA/RIAA/FBI/NSA! [Updated: Hoax]
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Once again, this story was submitted something like two weeks ago and I -did-, within an hour or so, submit another "Mia Culpa" retraction story to Mike pointing out that I -HAD- discovered this site was a hoax/joke, just not a very well known one.
Go ahead and spank me if you wish, but it'll make Baby Jesus cry.
On the post: Halt...In The Name Of The MPAA/RIAA/FBI/NSA! [Updated: Hoax]
Re: Re:
It -is- true. Mike Masnick is merely a puppet in my tangled web of schemes within schemes. A lackey to do my bidding! When you hear that CTU ringtone on his cellphone go off...that's me calling with marching orders.
My influence and control over Mikes editorial content is so complete and pervasive, I had Mike make changes to this very post SIX times. Each time, making it more powerful and slyly convincing. Can you feel it as these words bend your will and errode your confidence?
And for you my AC friend...In my benevolence I shall not upend your life with misfortune and destitution, but instead leave you with this sage advice from the Great Actor Warren Oates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrllCZw8jiM
On the post: Halt...In The Name Of The MPAA/RIAA/FBI/NSA! [Updated: Hoax]
For the record...
For the record, I also managed to figure out it was a hoax site by navigating up a level... and I -did- submit an "Oops, Nevermind." submission to Mike about an hour or so later.
Also, for the record, I did in fact actually go to Lowe's that day and bought -four- tubes of Loctite.
(It's the little things in life that are important.)
On the post: SEC Concerned About High Frequency Trading
Re: Re: Minimum hold time?
Isn't the purpose of the stock market to provide a means for investing in publicly held companies?
HFT is simply not "investing" by any stretch of the imagination. It is gaming the system, pure and simple.
On the post: SEC Concerned About High Frequency Trading
Minimum hold time?
On the post: Entertainment Giants Looking At The Future... And See Cable?
Cable/Sat...YOU ARE ON NOTICE.
I am NOT interested in your lame arguments about the economic efficiencies of bundling. Do NOT lie to me about it not being technically possible.
I only care about ONE thing. Every month when I write that check to you, it's like Drano in my veins knowing that some of MY MONEY is going to support LEFTIST LYING CRAP HOLES like Olberman, Maddow and Matthews.
This FORCED financial support of the LEFT's "Spew Machine" IS GOING TO STOP.
And, yes, I am pissed about this.
On the post: Dear Peter Mandelson... Dan Bull Sings His Opposition To Kicking People Off The Internet
Whilst standing at attention...
Well done Mr. Bull.
On the post: Would Google Be Liable Under The Pirate Bay Ruling?
Strategy note:
Maybe next time rather than pick a name like "The Pirate Bay" (Pirates==bad), you call it "The Large Sad Eyed Puppy Bay" or something to that cuddly effect.
And do Swedish Judges cower in the closet at home on Halloween?
On the post: Is It Really A Problem That 'Only' 31 Newspapers Sent Reporters To The World Series?
MLB Baseball...
You are apparently dead to many others as well.
You have disrespected the purity of the game and overwhelmed and cheapened it with your "every inch an ad" marketing circus.
Take your final breaths and slip quietly into the past.
On the post: Sex Pistols Claiming Trademark Infringement? Because Selling Out Is So Punk Rock
Real Punks...
On the post: Beginning Ruby Author: Publisher Wouldn't Let Me Give eBook For Free... So Pirate My Book (Sorta)
Copyright...
On the post: Carly Simon Sues Starbucks For Not Promoting Her Album Enough
Re: Re: Ain't Singin' for Pepsi...
You know...where a washed up, hagged out has-been expects time to move backward and the Shiny Disk Music Business to cooooooome baaaaack!
oh, Man. That was waaaay harsh.
On the post: UK Royal Mail Uses Copyright Claim To Shut Down Postal Code Info Online
What can you do? Easy answer....
Solution: STOP USING THE CODES.
Make these avaricious, lazy, good for nothing, suction devices attached to the Public Tax Teat look up the damn codes themselves for EACH and EVERY Piece of MAIL.
Of all the unmitigated gall.
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