Smart Clothes
from the because-your-clothes-are-just-too-dumb dept
A nice article as we enter the holiday shopping season about the fact that your clothes are just too dumb. That's why people have been working hard creating smart clothes. They can alert you when your wallet gets stolen. Or, they can help you set a pace (and keep pushing you) when you're out jogging. Personally, this sounds awful to me, but I'm sure it'll be a hit with folks who like to show off that they are really geekier than others...
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This could be bad...
Also, the sound perfume could make emotions know you didn't want known ie fake sympathy, when you express it, but then the little speaker goes "wha whaaa" (you know, that oh well sort of sound) or something similar.
Could you threaten the clothes back? "Quiet, socks, or you're going in with the reds next wash. How'd you like to be pink for the rest of your existence, eh?"
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I don't think the pants would actually tell you they were gonna split in two. I personally wouldn't buy the pants either, but I think you're a little off on your pants talking back to you. No offense or anything.
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