Zaniest VC Pitches

from the harsh-analisys dept

A very funny list of VC pitches received by Red Herring. The best part, though, are the recommendations by Red Herring on who to talk to. On an ASP and B2B holistic medicine play (can they throw any more out of fashion buzzwords on that one) they recommend Hummer Winblad because "they fell for Gazoontite". For an online funeral company they recommend Idealab, since they're "digging graves" for all their B2C plays. Harsh stuff - just like we like it here at Techdirt.
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