Gates Needs To Expand His Bachelor Pad

from the say-what? dept

Bill Gates has put in for permission to add an extra child's bedroom to his 37,000 square foot, $109 million house. Apparently (and I believe they wrote this with a straight face) the house was "designed for a bachelor" and thus "isn't fitting as they expected it to". I'm sorry, but I don't care what sort of bachelor you are, but if you've got 37,000 feet, you should be able to figure out some place to put your kids.