The Gadget Of Your Dreams
from the gadgets-for-suckers dept
The company that brought us the bowlingual has apparently decided that if they can convince buyers that they can do the impossible with gadgetry once, why not do it multiple times? Their latest gadget is your very own dream machine. Users are told to look at a picture of what they want to dream about and then "record a storyline" into the machine. Then, of course, you go to sleep, and the machine will try to adjust your dreams to match what you wanted. Or, so the marketing claims. The machine will also wake you up (gently) after a certain point to make sure you don't forget your dream in the "shock of waking". One hopes they have a cynical marketing type who convinces them to go with the tagline: "Dream On!" for the product.
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