When Your Name Means You Can't Send Email

from the fun-for-the-whole-family dept

We've all heard (or been involved with) stories where certain emails got bounced (or worse, sent to the email blackhole) after being falsely tagged as spam. However, imagine if you had to deal with that almost every day when your legal name includes a "trigger" word. Here's the unfortunate story of a guy named Cockburn (pronounced Co-burn) who finds it very difficult to send out emails these days without having to figure out how to get around a variety of spam defenses. He also claims that his company has problems with his email because it bans the word "specialist" (which is in his title) because it includes the name of the drug "cialis" in the middle of the word.
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    LittleW0lf, 24 Feb 2004 @ 4:21pm

    Spammers

    You know, enacting the death penalty for spammers would likely fix all these problems. Plus, it would bring the rules of evolution back in line by removing the dumbest portion of our population.



    On a more serious note, obviously the spam checkers aren't working correctly if they catch "cialis" from specialist... Seems a simple regex of " cialis " would capture the correct words while leaving specialist unharmed. Of course, the spam miscreant could just doctor the word to avoid such a filter.

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      LittleW0lf, 24 Feb 2004 @ 4:38pm

      Re: Spammers

      You know, enacting the death penalty for spammers would likely fix all these problems. Plus, it would bring the rules of evolution back in line by removing the dumbest portion of our population.
      There is supposed to be a silent "sarcasm" tag in here, but I forgot the html nazi strips off the tags... So in the blank space, put </sarcasm>.

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      Anonymous Coward, 24 Feb 2004 @ 9:16pm

      Re: Spammers

      Perhaps instead we should enact the death penalty on people dumb enough to pass on the name "Cockburn".

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      Matt, 25 Feb 2004 @ 5:38am

      Re: Spammers

      it might remove "cialis", but it wouldn't get "!!==>>cialis==!!" ;-)

      he should get his company to rename his email to the internet standard c0ckburn

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    slim, 25 Feb 2004 @ 7:16am

    badly formatted spam filter

    "his company has problems with his email because it bans the word "specialist" (which is in his title) because it includes the name of the drug "cialis" in the middle of the word"

    His email administrator is an idiot: He's probably using Mail Essentials 5 on an Exchange server; settings in the program can be made to catch "cialis" but not "specialist."

    Secondly, just because the dope's name is Cockburn, doesn't mean his email address has to be cock@stupidcompany.com

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      Anonymous Coward, 25 Feb 2004 @ 10:12am

      Re: badly formatted spam filter



      obviously it does.

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      schleifnet, 26 Feb 2004 @ 11:54am

      Re: badly formatted spam filter

      could be worse, had to setup email for a co with the policy first letter first name first three letters of last name with an employee named toni watts!!
      now that sucks
      even worse she was a sales rep!

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Feb 2004 @ 10:49am

    Duh

    Email filters look at the body of the text too.
    Do you sign your name at the end of an email? He obviously does. Regardless of his email address he is going to get hit.

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