Costlier, Flavored Bananas

from the expensive-fruit dept

It seems that every time I pick up some sort of fruit juice these days it's one of these funky "mixes": banana-apple-kiwi or pineapple-cranberry-rambutan or whatever. I'm not exactly sure what the excitement is about mixing fruits, but apparently it's leaving the drink space and moving into the actual fruit. It's not completely out of the ordinary. For years, people have been mixing plums and apricots and turning them into pluots/plumcots/apriums. However, the Chiquita banana people aren't just trying to merge two different fruits. They want to keep the banana, but add other fruit flavors to it. They see it as a sort of "designer" banana -- akin to the Starbucks of fruit. In other words, just like the Tall Mocha Frappaspresso or whatever it is they call slightly modified coffee at Starbucks these days, you'll be able to buy (noticeably more expensive) Banalama or whatever they decide to call their multi-flavored banana.
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  • identicon
    anothertime, 1 Jul 2004 @ 11:08am

    I can already see

    the future news: Failure: Flavored Bananas dropped by Chiquita.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Jul 2004 @ 11:51am

      Re: I can already see

      Mike, Could you blatently express your dislike of Starbucks & designer fruits anymore clearly ?

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        Mike (profile), 1 Jul 2004 @ 11:58am

        Re: I can already see

        I think you misread my post... the tone was joking... but without the sarcasm tags, I guess that got lost.

        Personally, I think the idea of fruit-flavored bananas is kind of cool. I'm just not sure the marketing strategy will work.

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  • identicon
    dorpus, 1 Jul 2004 @ 2:37pm

    What? Hey!

    You can already make designer animals like Wolphins, Llamels, Tigons, and Zorses.

    http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/crossesa.htm

    Now, a banana-durian cross, that would have some really good mischief potential. If you don't know what a durian is, it looks like a viet cong booby trap, and if you cut it open, it looks like a brain, and the smell... oh.

    It does occur to me, couldn't one kill the health food phonies by injecting organic vegetables at the supermarket with a syringe full of pesticide?

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Jul 2004 @ 2:43pm

      Re: What? Hey!

      dorpus, thats illegal and will get you thrown in jail

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Jul 2004 @ 3:57pm

      Re: What? Hey!

      What happens if you cross a dorpus with a jackelope?

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 2 Jul 2004 @ 1:23pm

        Re: What? Hey!

        What happens if you cross a dorpus with a jackelope?
        No one knows. There are some things you just can't make a jackelope do.

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  • identicon
    wirehed, 1 Jul 2004 @ 3:07pm

    as a rule.....

    As a rule, I never buy a drink product that has a hyphen in it. Those mixtures are never tasty.

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  • identicon
    will, 1 Jul 2004 @ 9:51pm

    what a novel opportunity...

    One wonders if the real purpose is to have an excuse to be puttering around in the plant's genome to artificially increase the genetic diversity of commercially viable varietals.

    Details on risks to banana cultivation here:

    http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/bananas.asp

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