So Much Unnecessary Noise From Your Computer

from the make-it-shut-up-already dept

A relative recently called me up to complain that her new computer kept making "animal sounds" for no clear reason. A dog would bark, or a pig would oink and it wasn't entirely clear why. Eventually, it turned out that it had something to do with some useless new offering from AOL. One of the first things I usually try to do with new computers, after going through all the necessary security setups, is "de-sound" them. I don't want my computer to alert me that it's turned on. I turned it on, and I know what's happening. Software programs that buzz and beep are almost as bad -- but most of them can be turned off. It looks like I'm not the only one to wonder why computers feel the need to annoy people with so many sounds. Websites are worse, as many add background noises on the site itself or in the ads -- and often they can't be turned off. For many of us, the answer is to simply turn off sound completely on the computer, unless you're specifically calling up something that requires a sound. Still, it makes you wonder why so many web and application designers simply assume you want to be annoyed with noise so often.
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  1. identicon
    Bish, 15 Nov 2004 @ 3:03pm

    Agreed

    Mike, I can't agree more. I've actually removed the flash plugin from mozilla beause of the STUPID University of Phoenix ad with the girl who talks like she's eating marbles. The stupid ambushy flash ads are the new popup.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    euman, 16 Nov 2004 @ 12:53am

    Re: Agreed

    Run Firefox and get "Flash click to play" - you then see when there is flash and can decided whether or not to view it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. identicon
    DV Henkel-Wallace, 16 Nov 2004 @ 9:30am

    machines should be seen but not heard

    You can open up your computer and disable the sound with a screwdriver. It's one of the first things I always do. I had no idea that there were web sites that emitted sound. What a strange idea!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. identicon
    kael, 16 Nov 2004 @ 12:44pm

    Blame not the designers....

    Typically, the people that request such "features" are advertising drones or PHBs (pointy haired bosses). Most designers lack the necessary pull to inform these folks that such a "feature" is a major annoyance and will result in more ill-will than good.
    Sadly, there is a good percentage of designers that don't care as long as they get paid. The problem is the disconnect between the annoyed and the annoying.
    So, the next time a site annoys you, think about taking a minute or two to inform said site they are annoying you. Perhaps, just maybe, it might do some good.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 16 Nov 2004 @ 12:53pm

    Re: Blame not the designers....

    I work for a sport centered clothing company. I recently was forced to develop a flash based intro with sound. My boss liked the thing so much he wanted the sound to play over the entire site. It took a bit to talk him out of it. I would highly recommend complaining to the source of the problem. The people who talk to the designers just don't know the web and how users will react. Complaints from users or in the case of an ad possible clients do get things changed. I am lucky I have the ablilty to second guess decisions like that saftely.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    DV Henkel-Wallace, 16 Nov 2004 @ 4:42pm

    Re: Blame not the designers....

    I wouldn't be so sure. Don't forget it's usually the designers who decide the site needs an inconvenient "splash page" or that as you click around your location bar still contains the root page. Nitwits.

    link to this | view in thread ]


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