Spray-On Mud's Other Uses...
from the no,-seriously? dept
It seems like a totally pointless "novelty" item: "spray on mud." It's apparently designed for SUV drivers who (are they serious?) don't actually get their SUVs dirty, but want people to think they do. I'm really hoping that there aren't people that ridiculous who actually do this, but there probably are. However, it seems that plenty of folks in the UK have found a... slightly more practical use for this useless stuff: covering up their license plates to avoid speed cameras. Of course, the obvious response to this is that cops will start pulling over anyone whose plates are covered in mud (spray on, or of the more natural "splash on" variety that you're probably more familiar with) and citing them -- as it's somewhat illegal to drive without your plates being visible. There are plenty of reasons to dislike or distrust these cameras -- but that doesn't mean covering your license plate in fake muck is a reasonable response. It seems just about as pointless as, well, trying to convince people you actually took your SUV off-road.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Why not?
It's the American way. Injustice only happens when complacent citizens sit around and let it happen. I'm all for civil disobedience in a can.
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Level with us, Mike. After she threw her drink in your face and left, you figured she just wanted you to chase her, but the spray-on mud foiled your attempt to track her down, right?
I actually let the mud build up naturally. I call this 'civil laziness'.
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So, should I talk to my elected representatives? Well, that's a nice idea, except I like many others regularly drive through bordering states that use cameras, where I have no voice.
I understand the preference for civil discourse over petty disobedience, but the problem is the city councils responsible have too much money stuffed into their ears to listen. Unconstitutional abominations deserve to be thwarted, even if only in a small and petty way.
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But every time someone doesn't like something, they immediately say it's an abuse of their constitutional rights. You don't get automatically thrown in jail via a camera and I think the ticket gives you as much recourse as when handed to you by a cop. And I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the constitution guaranteeing a right to jury trial for every parking ticket and minor infraction. Probably also nothing about being presumed innocent of jaywalking or not buying a train ticket.
Just because you don't like the color of the walls in your new apartment, doesn't mean anyone is violating your consitutional right not to have purple walls.
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"In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence." When an officer hands you a ticket, it is a criminal offense. The exact same offense registered by a camera is decriminalized into a "civil" violation (except in CA, AZ and NM). Nonetheless, even in those states you get no counsel, no jury, and obviously you don't get a witness to confront.
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What's next: designer dents?
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Speed cameras
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To those loosers out there who have the desire to but this "spray on mud"... DON'T BUY A F**KING SUV! YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. PERIOD! And do not drive that F**KING SUV or Hummer from point A to point B just to get McDonald. You mother F**KERS!
As for obsuring the license plates... . Matty hopes this spray on mud will be so corrosive that it will melt your F**KING SUV to oblivion! Get off the road, you maniac!
World according to Matty
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