Smart Homes, Dumb Ideas
from the how-many-SMS-messages-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb dept
For years, we've been hearing about smart homes with additional sensors that will make your life easier. However, so far, the various ideas all seem... underwhelming. Stories of internet connected fridges go back at least a decade, and now we have a text messaging lightbulb that will send you an urgent message when your bulb blows out, in case you happened to not actually notice it when you turned on the light and nothing happened. It is a pretty pointless implementation, but you have to hope that it's one small step leading to something better. In other words, maybe it's just proof of concept, leading to more interesting implementations, that don't bother sending you an SMS when a bulb blows, but automatically switches on a different, nearby light instead, checks to see if you have extra bulbs and where they are, then, if you're low on bulbs finds the best deal on bulbs. Then again... it's just a light bulb. Stupid jokes aside, is it really that complicated to change a bulb?Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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How to change a light bulb
What would be better is a light bulb that is smart enough to not become a burn out...
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The real value in this
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Sooner or later, they'll come up with some dangerous flaw in normal, 50 cent lightbulbs, and get some congressman to push for a bill requiring 'safety' bulbs, which sell for ten times the price. But which may save your family's life...
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There is a market for this, just not in the home. We currently have HVAC systems in office buildings that send a message to the property manager if there is a problem. The lightbulb is just an extension of that.
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light bulb spam
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real consumer value
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That is cute.
Tell that to the guys at “Old Navy” or any of the other outlets selling ugly clothes that no one wanted.
Have you ever heard of marketing?
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You can market all you want, but that's no guarantee that anyone will buy (see the movie industry for plenty of examples).
Unless you pass a law, which was the theory discussed in the post.
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Ummmm….
Have you seen the way shit flies out of “Old Navy?”
They ARE selling. That is the point.
Have you seen the ugly-ass clothes folks are wearing today?
They are the most universally mocked and reviled fashions in all of human history - no one wanted them - ever - but the marketers said “these are great” and people bought what they previously mocked.
People bought what they didn’t want.
Sure, they had been convinced that they wanted it after all, but if a pudgy girl can be convinced that what she wants to do is pay extra to wear clothes that prominently display her gut and make her ass look even more cow like - what makes you think that people can’t be convinced that they want to pay more for a light bulb that sends them spam?
Look in the comments - it is already happening - “It is safer” “It will reduce exposure to law suits…”
People do not buy what they want, people buy what they are told they want.
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I will have to point out that Fashion is a whole different animal. None of it makes any sense to begin with, when all we really need to do is cover our bodies for warmth or protection. But they didn't pass a law to get anyone to buy it, did they? I didn't buy that crap, and I assume you didn't either. It's the free market, to each his own. I mean, really, there's nothing I like more than seeing a spare tire on a 17 year old girl.
Again, as a home market product, it makes little sense. But there is a legitimate place for it in the commercial world. These things already exist, with systems in buildings already using email to alert the staff of a problem. I get paged when a server thinks something is wrong with it. This keeps the users from screaming on Monday morning about the lack of email or whatever. Although I don't like having an inanimate object annoying me at midnight, it beats the alternative.
A light bulb is no different. The discussion was about whether there was a market for this, or if a law would need to be passed to get us to buy it. I would contend that there is a commercial market for it, but they would have to pass a law to get me to buy one for my home.
Absent a law, I think we can agree that mostly stupid people would buy this for the home.
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self extinguishing light bulbs
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VW
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