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Another Way Your Cell Phone Will Kill You

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from the professor-you-say? dept

Thu, Dec 1st 2005 9:21am — Carlo Longino
If the radiation doesn't get you or your phone doesn't draw lightning to you and you've managed to avoid exploding wall chargers, you're still not safe: your phone may make you kill yourself. An Australian researcher says that there was an increase in the country's suicide rate following solar flares and the increase in geomagnetic storms they cause. This means, apparently, that mobile phones and other things that generate radiation could affect people's moods, and, by extension, make them suicidial. Guess we'd all better run out and get those special radiation-blocking watches to save ourselves from the radiation. That just leaves us the explosions and lightning to deal with.
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  1. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2005 @ 9:34am

    No Subject Given

    Classic problem with the experimental design

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  2. identicon
    Keegan Orange, 1 Dec 2005 @ 10:18am

    calm as hindu cows

    The amount a cell phone radiation can change your mood is about as much as a blue colored faceplate would be soothing to look at.

    i'd be more worried about the callers on the other end driving me suicidal.

    but still, an entertaining article

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    Just one guy, 1 Dec 2005 @ 10:37am

    Uh?

    The original article comes from the Sydney Morning Herald: In most years there was a small but significant increase in the suicide rate among women on the day of a solar flare and up to two days later. Of course, taking two arbitrary phenomena and deducing a causal connection out of a statistical correlation is bad bad science. But besides the research being bad, really, let me understand, if you understood yourself: what have solar flares to do with cell phones, anyway? Are these guys serious?

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    Mike Ivey, 1 Dec 2005 @ 10:42am

    When Will It End?

    Even the phasers on Star Trek weren't capable of all this. They could zap people to death, but they couldn't invoke mother nature, calling lightning from the sky, to wreck havoc upon the world.
    Now that we've correctly identified cellular phones as the leading cause of cancer, monstrous explosions, natural disasters, AND suicide, what more does it take to ban these little talk-boxes of doom?

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  5. identicon
    Carlo, 1 Dec 2005 @ 10:47am

    Re: Uh?

    I guess I didn't lay my skepticism of the claims on thick enough in my post. This is definitely one for the tinfoil beanie file.

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    Rikko, 1 Dec 2005 @ 10:54am

    Re: Uh?

    Carlo, if you had been any more sarcastic my monitor would have snapped in half. :)
    Alas, sarcasm doesn't always lend itself to the printed word, I suppose.

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    Bigkid, 1 Dec 2005 @ 11:33am

    Get rich quick

    Does this mean that we could sue nokia? I mean if you can sue McDondals because you go there, buy food, supersize it, and then get fat, why can't we sue them for creating a little box that will attract lighting, blow up our houses, AND somehow drive us to wanting to kill ourselves. We are becoming sad people :(

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2005 @ 11:39am

    Re: Uh?

    not that i buy into it at all, but solar flares do have minimal impact on your cell phones. solar flares affect all types of signals, from radio to tv to phones. just most of the time, this impact is nothing more than causing static. i don't see how it'd cause suicidal urges though. thats just ridiculous.

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    Mel, 1 Dec 2005 @ 11:44am

    Phone dangers - Bah!

    I've had seven ... yes, seven close lightning strikes, with the closest being ten feet (above and to the right). I ain't afraid a no phone. Granted, family members "move away" during storms now.

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    BlackCow, 1 Dec 2005 @ 11:55am

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    *sigh* is there even any evidence to prove this? Maby thare just happend to be a lot of depressed people during the solar flare.

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    Joe, 1 Dec 2005 @ 12:14pm

    Phones that kill...

    If the radiation from phones is killing that many people; why can't we engineer them to take care of those that call saying that they "are already at their computer"?

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    Sohrab, 1 Dec 2005 @ 12:20pm

    Re: When Will It End?

    Even the phasers on Star Trek weren't capable of all this. They could zap people to death, but they couldn't invoke mother nature, calling lightning from the sky, to wreck havoc upon the world.
    Now that we've correctly identified cellular phones as the leading cause of cancer, monstrous explosions, natural disasters, AND suicide, what more does it take to ban these little talk-boxes of doom?
    hahahahahahahaha. awesome

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  13. identicon
    Haggie, 1 Dec 2005 @ 3:51pm

    No Subject Given

    I wish it would just cause suicidal ideation in people talking loudly on their cell phones on public transportation...

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    hautedawg, 3 Dec 2005 @ 1:31pm

    Re: No Subject Given

    and it is in Oz, have you ever been in the outback? solar flares or not, it's not an easy land to deal with and keep a happy attitude, and I'm sure the cells suck...

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