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  Anonymous Coward, 13 Jan 2006 @ 9:39am

  
  

  puns

  puns puns puns PUNS PUNS TOO MANY PUNS AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
  
  
  

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    Anyomous_alabama, 13 Jan 2006 @ 9:50am

    
    

    Re: puns

    Thats TOO many puns for Friday the 13th. Its just not good karma.

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    groan, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:18am

    
    

    Re: puns

    Please post these to your sister site, pundirt.com--kthanx

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  yoyo, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:03am

  
  

  awesome!

  so now when i pee on my phone, no one will complain of the smell! its POWER!!

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  Not Dorpus, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:10am

  
  

  Gunpowder

  It’s that how they came up with gunpowder (i.e. Saltpeter), many moons ago – pissing on manure?

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    ZOMG CENSORED, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:21am

    
    

    Re: Gunpowder

    Gun powder & batteries... Everything needed to wage a decent war can be found within your bladder.

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  Cary, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:18am

  
  

  The Matrix

  We really could be batteries!!! Had any Deja Vu lately?

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  Joe snuffy, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:31am

  
  

  Food?

  I'm still waiting for urinal cakes to actually taste like cake :(

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    ehrichweiss, 13 Jan 2006 @ 12:43pm

    
    

    Re: Food?

    hehehe. A famous magician(among magicians anyway) by the name of Jay Sankey has a routine where he fakes eating one of those. He's a very sick human and whatever you do, don't make eye contact..hehe. Anyway, it's one of the best gags I've ever seen.

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  Anonymous Coward, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:52am

  
  

  woah

  think of this: the first urine-powered porta-pottie, which harnesses the power of your urine to pump your waste into a seperate holding tank, preventing all those funky smells in the john!!!

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  Sree, 13 Jan 2006 @ 10:59am

  
  

  No Subject Given

  what will they think of next???
  computers that run on pee???

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    B, 13 Jan 2006 @ 11:09am

    
    

    Re: No Subject Given

    The next design is a space ship that runs on pee. Just get ur pee on and cruise through space.

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  Anonymous Coward, 13 Jan 2006 @ 11:07am

  
  

  I'm just recharging it!

  Well, next time you drop your phone in the pisser you've got a good fallback excuse...

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  Not Dorpus, 13 Jan 2006 @ 11:10am

  
  

  Peephone?

  Urinal phone anybody?
  
  A whole new meaning to “The call of nature”
  
  A whole new way of powering drunken phone calls at 3:00 AM
  

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    Anonymous Coward, 13 Jan 2006 @ 11:32am

    
    

    Re: Peephone?

    nice.

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  Posterlogo, 13 Jan 2006 @ 12:12pm

  
  

  It won't work...

  ...if you drink enough water to keep those ions diluted. You know the old saying... if it's yellow, charge the battery. If it's clear, flush it down.

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  Anonymous coward, 13 Jan 2006 @ 12:27pm

  
  

  Enter the Matrix

  Based on the above startling scientific discovery and subsequent capitalization of this majorscientific advancement, the Wachowski brothers have decided to redo the Matrix. The new movie will use human unrination as the main power source for the "Source". Keaneu Reeves could not be reached for comment and has rumored to have been replaced by long time fetish Porn Star I.P. Daily.

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    Sohrab, 15 Jan 2006 @ 2:24am

    
    

    Re: Enter the Matrix

    the huge matrix fan that I am, lmfao

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  Justin Dale, 13 Jan 2006 @ 4:02pm

  
  

  hell yea

  hmm makes sense considering urine is alot like the types of chemicals in batteries. now they just have to figure a way to power a car with it

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  stoned, 7 May 2006 @ 10:59am

  
  

  i just farted

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