Wine Sellers' Prediction Of Internet-Enabled Teen Winos Comes Up Empty
from the who-knew? dept
It's always fun when industry groups who are clearly trying to protect a business model under threat come up with scare mongering quotes to try to get politicians to block out new competitors with new business models. For years, many states had protectionist laws when it came to online wine sales. Most of these were designed to protect the local wine sellers -- but, of course, the public spin was that it was all about "protecting the children." Last year, of course, the Supreme Court knocked down the most protectionist of these laws. So, now that it's been a year, if the wine sellers were right, we should be hearing stories of teens ordering wine all the time. Unfortunately for them, a new study shows that teens really don't seem to care much about ordering wine online. Perhaps the times have changed, but when I was a teen, wine wasn't exactly the alcoholic beverage of choice among my friends. Plus, you have to take into account that wine deliveries still require signatures, and most teens tend to live at home with parents who might notice an incoming shipment of alcohol. So, you would think this would make those who were screaming about "protecting the children" quiet down -- but, you'd be wrong. Instead, they're still trying to spin this, calling the findings "shocking" and saying that the low number only means it's about to rise rapidly. "This is new, hard evidence that should really shake up this debate about direct sales." No, this is actually new, hard evidence that the problem you've been screaming about isn't a problem at all.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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They don’t have kegger parties any more, they have wine tasting whit classical music playing in the background.
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What's that old saying?
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You sure did miss out on some good times... :P~ (
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umm...
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At least everybody's avoiding scaremongering.
So now vintner = drug dealer? Thanks, White House Office of National Drug Control Policy spokesman!
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I love Wine
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So lets get this straight
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Another example of...
Heck, try starting a taxi type service anywhere, there are bound to be laws so the unions can "protect" their jobs.
This type of thing goes on all the time, and it's sad.
But it's great when the truth is revealed, as in this great article! :)
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NBC News Last Night
It was completely ridiculous. They highlighted all of the states that had "made it easier for teens to buy hard alcohol in the past few years".
Of course, the study they were quoting was commissioned and paid for by some licquor wholesaler organization that represents licquor stores. Gee, I'm sure they're completely impartial.
What really drove me nuts was that NBC took the bait. They played it as this huge problem, even providing this stat: "One in 10 teens knows of a friend who has ordered alcohol online". I'm no math wizard, but if one kid in a class of 200 that everyone knows ordered alcohol once, all 200 of those kids would know 1 person who had. It is a completely worthless stat.
All that report did was solidify the reason I don't watch the news.
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What really drove me nuts was that NBC took the bait."
Which just serves to underscore how poor critical reasoning skills are among those who present the news. Come on, who among the reasonably intelligent these days *doesn't* know that surveys are inherently skewed by the wording, and that stats are skewed by interpretation? What smart person doesn't realize that the first thing one should check when confronted with such "studies" is the identity of the sponsor?
The only thing I conclude from that is that either A) most news stories like this are bought (like by liquor distributors, in your example), or B) most producers of news stories are idiots. I don't see an option C).
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Wine online!
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stephen
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Wine...
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LOL!!! Not in my book! ;-)
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Wine Distributors ...
http://fermentation.typepad.com/fermentation/2006/08/wine_distributo_1.html
BOOYAH!!!
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Fucking KNOB!!!
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Can I get some Smack online? Now that might be a better deal.
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To avoid this, the US could lower the drinking age. Drinking is only cool here among teens because it's illegal.
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Zerg
Lighten the f**k up.
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Wine online
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