Congressional Aide Hires Fake Hackers To Improve Apparently Well-Deserved Low GPA

from the you've-got-to-be-kidding-me dept

The communications aide for Montana's lone Representative had what he thought was a brilliant idea: he'd hire a hacker to break into the network at his alma mater (Texas Christian University), and boost his GPA. To set the wheels in motion, 28-year-old Todd Shriber wrote to the security website Attrition.org in the hopes they could commit the dirty deed -- or find someone who could. Unfortunately for Shriber, the folks at Attrition strung him along for weeks pretending to plan the network assault, while going so far as to make Shriber engage in inane tasks such as photographing local squirrels and pigeons. Attrition has posted the entire e-mail conversation to their website (via Slashdot) -- the last dramatic e-mail from Attrition pretending they had been busted in the attempt and police were on their trail, likely scaring Shriber stupid(er). When contacted by a reporter Shriber denied, then ultimately admitted the whole painfully idiotic affair, though he digs a deeper hole by discussing the plan at length -- pretending he was getting cold feet (though the e-mail thread shows no hesitation). Given our political leaders' level of technological accumen, it seems like young Todd is well prepared for a future in politics.
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  1. identicon
    DittoBox, 22 Dec 2006 @ 1:48pm

    Mirrors...

    If you can't get the things to load:

    Page 1: http://suso.suso.org/attrition1.html
    Page 2: http://suso.suso.org/attrition2.html

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    Yossarian, 22 Dec 2006 @ 2:01pm

    Wait a Sec

    "Lone Congressman"? I think you mean lone representative. Montana's also got two senators, so it's not THAT lonely in the legislature.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. identicon
    AMP, 22 Dec 2006 @ 2:19pm

    Dumb Ass

    Well thta's not very Chirstian of him.....

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. identicon
    Mike, 22 Dec 2006 @ 3:33pm

    LMFAO!!!!!

    Dirty politician, serves him right.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. identicon
    justin, 22 Dec 2006 @ 3:45pm

    omg

    That hacker is my new hero ... and squirells and pigeons... OMG, classic.

    And to think, this is one of our future leaders...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Dec 2006 @ 3:50pm

    All I can say is wow. Way to go artard. never ceases to amaze me on now stupid people can be.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. icon
    ConceptJunkie (profile), 22 Dec 2006 @ 4:49pm

    Don't worry...

    I'm sure he'll be a Congressman in a decade or two. No one bothers to remember this stuff when it's done by "their" party.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Dec 2006 @ 8:50pm

    Indeed.....

    He'll make a fine Democrat.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    Tyshaun, 22 Dec 2006 @ 10:11pm

    Re: Indeed.....

    He'll make a fine Democrat.

    That would be funny except for the rather ironic fact that he's working for a republican representative (or was before they sacked him). It's funny how republicans are so fast to accuse democrats of being cheaters and liars.

    I will refrain from any other politics except I thought it was necessary to address this obviously not well thought out comment.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. identicon
    eskayp, 22 Dec 2006 @ 10:13pm

    Re: Indeed.....

    Hey, cut the guy some slack!
    After all he IS a republican,
    with all the diminished capacity that implies.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    vahila, 9 Mar 2009 @ 11:19pm

    Relgolook (outlook add on), information management provides email organize and archive, reduce attrition

    Relgolook is a productivity application for Microsoft outlook users. Relgolook information management provides organize and archive emails and information and reduce attrition

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. icon
    elisabeth (profile), 28 Feb 2011 @ 2:03am

    hire a hacker

    this hacker helps me alot. i would recommend him. his email is superhackerx@gmail.com

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Mar 2011 @ 6:42pm

    superhackerx@gmail.com is a fake hacker, don't trust him!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 21 Mar 2011 @ 6:42pm

    superhackerx@gmail.com is a fake hacker, don't trust him!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    Kris, 14 Sep 2011 @ 3:05pm

    Response to: Anonymous Coward on Mar 21st, 2011 @ 6:42pm

    I am about to hire superhackerx. Can you tell me what he did to you? And can you recommend someone?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Michael Tritchonis, 26 Jan 2012 @ 10:56am

    Re: omg

    Michael Tritchonis

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    montana, 2 Sep 2012 @ 7:59pm

    Re: hacker seven superhackerx@gmail.com

    Since I am in touch with the hacker as I reported into the subject, could you please let me know which person is he? Have you got in touch with him or asked him like a favor?

    link to this | view in thread ]


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