Google On The High Seas
from the yo-ho-ho-an'-a-barrel-o'-patents dept
It looks like Google has had enough of the taxes, rules, and regulations associated with hosting its data in various countries around the world. Its solution? Floating data centers anchored beyond national boundaries. The idea seems pretty ridiculous on its face. The costs associated with maintaining a fleet of barges, in addition to the challenges that would arise regarding server maintenance, power requirements (wave power? really?), and security (protection from real pirates), make the effectiveness of such a solution highly questionable. To make this story even more ridiculous, Google has filed for a patent on the idea, presumably so that it can reap the huge rewards when everyone else realizes that hosting data at sea is the way to go. To be fair, this is likely just a defensive patent filing -- given Google's past patent activities. But what does it say about the patent system when a company has to waste the resources of the patent office, on an idea that's probably never intended to be implemented, with the possible effect of preventing someone else from innovating in a related area? And, even though the idea as proposed may be silly, what if someone else could make something similar work? Do we want a single company to have the exclusive right to attempt something like this? The patent system is supposed to promote progress, not be an anchor dragging it down.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Just a hunch
Should be cheaper and must easier to get employees to stay there
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Wow
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Whose Navy will protect them?
Perhaps they'll manage to honor the US Navy on Memorial Day -- but probably not, they probably think if they're nice to everyone, no one will bother them.
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My server is wet!
I applaud the effort though, it is amazing what you have to do to get freedom in our society.
Google's next mission, a server on Mars! To infinity and beyond!
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Re: My server is wet!
Wait a sec, why not have a server in orbit. I thought of it first !
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Patents? We don't need no stinking Patents!!
To Google:
Nyah Nyah! We took your idea!
From: The Copycat-ers
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Re: Just a hunch
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Connectivity?
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Maybe not so strange.....
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Re: Just a hunch
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Re: Connectivity?
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Preparing for the eventual
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I got a better idea for Google
Hey, I am not even going to patent it
On the Moon Google founder punks can employ some aliens which posess superior intelligence and don't need to breath,
eat, drink or have sex
Plus no more H1B visa scandals
Great idea !!!
But serioslly, may the good storm destroy those Google IT slavery barges
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Dont you Know abot SeaLand?
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Re: I got a better idea for Google
xD
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Re: Dont you Know abot SeaLand?
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bribery is easier
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Re: Re: My server is wet!
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outside of national boundries
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not new idea
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Don't forget...
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Re: Don't forget...
I always quite fancied joining the navy but the idea of getting involved in dumbassed wars started for political reasons
I'm sure a Google Navy wouldn't do any actual invading (fingers crossed), and the uniforms are bound to be amazing - I'm picturing sergeant Peppers but with more O's
Google Boys are you listening? Where do I sign up?
Fighting Pirates with logic bombs, wrestling giant squid with spagetti - back in time for tea and youTube of the day - ooh arrr!!
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Bah!
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What good would a patent do?
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They should have checked
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google google
Anybody have a few cheap 3D cameras, I need to get started on this.
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Re: I got a better idea for Google
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Re: Re: Connectivity?
Yeah, an oil platform probably has connectivity, but certainly not suitable for a datacenter.
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http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fne tahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=2&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=google.AS.&am p;OS=AN/google&RS=AN/google
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Re: Maybe not so strange.....
http://www.sealandgov.com/
http://www.sealandgov.org/history.html
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google is waiting...
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I don't understand the really negative tone from the article.
"But what does it say about the patent system when a company has to waste the resources of the patent office, on an idea that's probably never intended to be implemented, with the possible effect of preventing someone else from innovating in a related area?"
Heaven forbid them wasting PO resources. They could be approving extremely vague patents with those resources!
Also, what more 'innovating' could be done in this area? Google has innovated and this is the outcome.
"And, even though the idea as proposed may be silly, what if someone else could make something similar work? Do we want a single company to have the exclusive right to attempt something like this?"
How is it silly? Have you even done the slightest bit of research? Where is your calculations to prove that it is not feasible to power a datacentre on wave power? Keeping in mind the huge savings of using seawater as cooling.
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The point to using floating barges is using sea water to cool the computers, which is a huge draw on power.
As I read it, they would use wave *power* to cool and power the servers. They couldn't just throw sea water over the servers -- the idea would be to use wave energy to power the cooling systems (similar to those in current land-based data centers) as well as the servers themselves. It seems that floating data centers would present all of the challenges of their dry-land counterparts, plus a bunch of new challenges. So you don't get to just dump the costs of cooling into the sea.
Heaven forbid them wasting PO resources.
I get your point about wasting PO resources -- wouldn't it be nice to keep them occupied with harmless nonsense all the time? But the problem is that the incredible growth in patent filings, as everyone seeks to patent anything and everything, has only led to more bad patents being granted, and more bloating of government. And wasting PO resources means wasting taxpayer money.
Also, what more 'innovating' could be done in this area? Google has innovated and this is the outcome.
What more innovating could be done? Who's to say? That's the point. If the PO grants such a patent to Google, we may never find out. Do you honestly believe that Google's ideas here are the final outcome of innovation in this area?
How is it silly? Have you even done the slightest bit of research? Where is your calculations to prove that it is not feasible to power a datacentre on wave power? Keeping in mind the huge savings of using seawater as cooling.
I never said it's not feasible to power a data center on wave power. But this idea is not as simple as that. Google is talking about anchoring data centers many miles off shore, in what is often a pretty volatile environment. So, while it may be possible -- maybe even relatively easy -- to harness the power of waves to run the servers and the cooling systems, additional costs associated with protecting the electronic equipment from the corrosive sea water, preventing damage due to movement (these are floating barges), insurance, security, efficient, reliable communications technology and so on, do make this idea appear pretty far-fetched, at this point. I'm skeptical that there are "huge savings" to be realized.
But perhaps more innovation could address many of these issues.
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