DailyDirt: Everyone Loves Bacon

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Fri, Nov 30th 2012 5:00pm — Michael Ho

Bacon is one of the most universally enjoyed foods... it's been called the "gateway meat" for vegetarians (and it's created quite a few ex-vegetarians). If you can't resist bacon, then you'll probably enjoy these links, too.

Smucker's has a Maple Bacon-flavored syrup to make breakfast even more bacon-y. It contains neither bacon nor maple syrup. Discuss. [url]
Can bacon help you during the zombie apocalypse? Maybe not, but it's still delicious. [url]
Need another excuse to love bacon? As a bacon sandwich, it's a hangover cure. Who funds this kind of research... the alcohol industry or the pork lobby? [url]
If you want to prepare for the worldwide shortages of bacon next year, start slowly weaning yourself off the crispy-fatty goodness now. Just focus on bacon's association with increased risk of heart disease and cancer while you experiment with Tempeh or Seitan recipes. [url]

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Filed Under: bacon, food, hangover cure, shortage
Companies: smuckers

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Anonymous Coward, 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:06pm

The Jews take offense to your shinanigans
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Anonymous Coward, 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:06pm

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Should be "shen" thar
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droozilla (profile), 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:08pm

inb4 bacon pancakes.
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Anonymous Coward, 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:25pm

Re:
in after bacon ice cream
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Anonymous Coward, 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:33pm

except if your christian, jewish, or muslim..

apart from that is's universal,, (well good enough for TD)
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Anonymous Coward, 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:35pm

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and muslims and christians.. read your bible, tora, and quaran..
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Anonymous Coward, 30 Nov 2012 @ 5:41pm

Leviticus 11
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silverscarcat (profile), 30 Nov 2012 @ 6:39pm

I hate bacon.

It's nothing but grease, fat, gristle, hard crunchy stuff and nothing else.

I'm neither Jewish or Muslim.

I just can't stand that stuff.

*Shudder*
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G Thompson (profile), 30 Nov 2012 @ 8:07pm

The only thing better than bacon is More BACON!

oh and since there is no other place to put this.. Do We have new CSS on Techdirt?

I'm, noticing Thread Lines instead of List bullets.. hmmm.. can I just say it remind's me of my old Bianca days with real threaded forums and on looooong convoluted threads you don't have to place a finger on the monitor to line up the thread markers (bullets) to figure out where to reply therefre much appreciated and of course...

ooooooo Shiny!
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G Thompson (profile), 30 Nov 2012 @ 8:09pm

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Now if we can just have an edit button, a troll delete button, a sarcasm button for the dummies, oh the list is extensive..

muwahahahahahahaha
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gab4moi (profile), 1 Dec 2012 @ 5:12am

bacon
Apart from dead baby piggies, this stuff is apparently a major cancer agent as well as a crisp coronary inviter... yum...um...
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harbingerofdoom (profile), 1 Dec 2012 @ 5:40am

ya know... the comments for this article are 100% solid proof that some people only come here to be contrarian.
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shawnhcorey (profile), 1 Dec 2012 @ 7:14am

Re: I♥Bacon
Sorry but there are _no_ clinical trials that back up your claim. And there just as many observational studys that a low-carb, high-fat diet reduces obesity and bad cholesterol.
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Mr. Applegate, 1 Dec 2012 @ 9:02am

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"It's nothing but grease, fat, gristle, hard crunchy stuff and nothing else."

Well there is salt, but...

Hell yeah, that is what makes it so tasty! I'll have another strip thank you.

BACON!!!!
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Hephaestus (profile), 2 Dec 2012 @ 2:46am

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They do not come here to be contrarian, they come here to be pig headed.
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Anonymous Coward, 2 Dec 2012 @ 5:54am

BaconStrips
Think you missed the best Bacon site ever, here's your clue

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Gilgamesh, 5 Dec 2012 @ 3:06am

Bacon Imports.
I suppose the quality of bacon is down to where you get it from. In the UK, it's all imported from Denmark, while the UK gets Denmark's finest bacon. Denmark quite literally gets terrible bacon for themselves.
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