Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

from the reality-has-an-anti-riaa-bias dept

We haven't had one of these in a while -- a comment that shows up in both the funny and insightful winners' circle -- but this week, we've got Rich Fiscus, who was voted most insightful and second funniest, by paraphrasing Stephen Colbert in saying:
Reality is known for its frequent anti-RIAA bias.
Coming in second on the "insightful" side of things was a comment from TMWaH in response to one of our regular critics claiming that SOPA/PIPA would have no impact on Reddit. TMWaH wondered why that should matter:
Just because SOPA wouldn't take down Reddit doesn't mean they can't be opposed to it. It's like speaking out against racism when you're a part of a racial majority. The fact that you're not directly affected doesn't mean that you should just let it slide.
Of course, an even more to the point response is that the original person is totally wrong. While the bill could not directly take down Reddit, since Reddit is an information location tool, under PIPA, it would be required to maintain a blacklist of links which it could not allow to be shown, even if users posted them. That creates both significant compliance costs and significant risks should they fail to properly block such links.

For editor's choice, we'll lead with this fantastic comment from an Anonymous Coward, responding to ICE boss John Morton patting himself on the back for ICE's successes last year. In the video, Morton keeps talking about how he's Saving American Jobs, but this AC noticed that many of the examples of "counterfeit" products that ICE showed were from foreign companies:
Several of the examples of counterfeit goods were not even made by American parent companies, much less American workers.

For example, early in the clip they show a website selling presumably-counterfeit Manolo Blahnik shoes, a Spanish designer that has its headquarters in the UK.

Then in another clip there is a news clip talking about counterfeit Louis Vuitton handbags, but that's a French company.

I doubt any of these foreign companies manufactured products in America, ever, so the only American jobs involved in their distribution and sale are the guys unloading freighters, driving trucks, and manning cash registers, and Americans can still do that whether they are selling counterfeits or knock-offs.
And our second editor's choice comes from :Lobo Santo who had an open letter to Congress:
Dear Congress:

Stop making new laws. Completely stop.

Examine closely the FRICKING HUGE body of laws which you've already shoved upon us--and take the time to revise/correct/remove those laws.

Once you've learned to take care of your toys, er, laws then you can have new ones. But not until then.
So, we already mentioned that Rich's comment came in second in the funny category. What comment could top it? This one from Capitalist Lion Tamer, in response to the stories of Warner Bros. and HBO making it more difficult for consumers to watch their movies:
WB, HBO Increase Piracy Window to 56 Days

Spokesmen for the oft-idiotic content companies stated that they previous 28-day window had shown little effect on piracy numbers or DVD sales but felt that they could make it up in volume by doubling the size of the window.

"We feel that the average consumer will likely forget about our new product within 56 days, meaning we'll see no additional revenue from the rental and streaming markets as well," stated the spokesman before trailing off into an incomprehensible mumble while updating his resume on his Blackberry.

Further requests for comment were drowned out by horrified shrieks of "OH MY GOD I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER 'MAJOR SKILLS'!!!" and embarrassingly loud sobbing.
Since Rich's comment came in second, we'll just bump up the number three comment... which, it turns out was also written by the very same Capitalist Lion Tamer (nice week), in which he channels Lamar Smith in response to a commenter's question of why SOPA supporters were still trotting out The Pirate Bay as an example of a rogue site, despite the fact that SOPA doesn't apply to .org, which is what TPB mainly uses. CLT tried to guess Lamar's answer. But the truly winning part isn't so much the comment, but the graphic that went with it:
Because PIRATE, goddammit. Christ, do I have to draw you a picture?

Sincerely,
Lamar Smith
Now, that's some quality work right there.

We'll close out with just one more editor's choice. In response to the amusing story of Sega suggesting a "hard reset" might be the best way to deal with SOPA, Mesonoxian Eve decided to take the analogy further:
Electrical Engineering 101: Start half way. If it's discovered the output is bad, the source is the issue. If it's discovered the output is good, the components beyond are the issue.

*puts multimeter between Article 1, Section 8 of US Constitution and SOPA/PIPA/DMCA

The output is bad.
If only it were that easy. Anyway, time to gear up for another week. Hopefully... that output won't be bad.
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  1. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:17pm

    "That creates both significant compliance costs and significant risks should they fail to properly block such links."

    citation.

    "grocery stores shouldn't have to make sure illegal drugs aren't being sold in their stores. That creates significant compliance costs."

    LOL

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:35pm

    Re:

    "citation."

    Several hours of video are uploaded to youtube every minute and copy protection laws are opt out, which means Google must hire a team of psychic lawyers to determine what constitutes infringement. How is Google supposed to watch all of the footage that's uploaded yet alone magically decipher infringing content from non-infringing content?

    "grocery stores shouldn't have to make sure illegal drugs aren't being sold in their stores. That creates significant compliance costs."

    If poor analogies are the best you can do then I suppose your position truly is intellectually bankrupt.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:38pm

    Re: Re:

    Here

    http://www.webpronews.com/youtube-video-upload-rate-hits-35-hours-per-minute-2010-11

    35 Hours of video were uploaded to Youtube every minute, and that's in 2010. Imagine what it is now? Even if Google could surmise to get enough people to watch all of the uploaded videos fast enough to match that, how are they possibly going to know what footage is infringing? By magic? Do you have the magic words that can do it? Please tell.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:42pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    May of 2011, that number reached 48 hours of uploaded footage per minute.

    http://gearburn.com/2011/05/48-hours-of-video-uploaded-to-youtube-every-minute/

    By now it's even more.

    So, I'm still waiting for those magic words of yours ... is there some magic spell you came up with? A magic formula?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. icon
    The eejit (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:43pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Yup, it's my brand-new patented software/hardware interface, made out of handwavium. I'll call it....Magic.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:48pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Where is handwavium on the periodic table? Is it a new element that they recently discovered? Do I need to update my periodic table or something?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:49pm

    Re:

    Copyright infringement. Illegal drugs. Millions of people commit copyright infringement everyday. Millions of people use illegal drugs everyday.

    Why are these things illegal?

    Do millions of people commit murder everyday? Rape everyday? Commit acts of actual theft everyday? Nope? Well then, I can see why murder, rape, and actual theft are illegal.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. identicon
    GamerLEN, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:52pm

    Don't forget Rupert Murdoch's latest twitter:

    "YOU DAMN KIDS 'N YER INTRANETS 'N YOUTUBERS 'N READETS! WHEN I WAS YER AGE I HAD TA HIKE FIFTEEN MILES UPHILL IN TH' SNOW TA WATCH A GODDAMN MOVIE AN' IT MADE US APPRECIATE IT! NOW GET OFFA MAH GODDAMN LAWN YA oh crap just pooped m'self again NURSE!"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 12:56pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    YouTube has an automated system for checking content.

    Care to try again?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. icon
    Andrew Singleton (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:01pm

    Re: Periodic Table of Idiocy

    It's somewhere after whatever the U238 Explosive Modulator is made out of, Before Unobtanium, and most likely right next to whatever they put in Steve Balmer's water.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. icon
    Atkray (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:05pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    If you weren't so busy being a freetarded pirate stealing content from starving artists you would know about these discoveries.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:06pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Youtube has an automated system that can check content against references already stored within that system. Which is not foolproof, as it can be beat or it can remove content which may have had literally a seconds worth of copyrighted material in it. So on and so forth.

    Care to try again.

    Because there truly is no way to determine with 100% accuracy and certainty just by looking what is or isn't copyrighted. There is no way to check 48 hours of video that is uploaded per minute without significantly making things financially difficult and resource intensive on Google/Youtube.

    But trolls never were ones to think about things from a rational perspective now were they. Care to try again?

    I revert you back to the previous comment. Handwavium. Is that the end all be all fix for everything in your magical world?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:13pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Nice try Freetardo, but YouTube's ContentID works very well indeed. Creators and copyright holders let YouTube know what content they want protected and what action to take and the software takes care of the rest. It works great.

    Now, care to live in the real world and try again?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:25pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Yes, we know. Which negates the point how? and how much of your money and time did you spend helping youtube develop this system? Did you help engineer it? Did you contribute to it in anyway? Or does the sum of your contribution amount to a worthless comment on a blog?

    A: Such an automated system "creates ... significant compliance costs." These things aren't free you know, just because you're not the one paying for them.

    B: No such system is perfect as computers are no more able to magically decipher infringing content from non-infringing content than humans. Hence, "significant risks" are still created from copy protection laws, especially when it comes to new startups that can't afford to immediately implement a fancy automated system.

    C: That's another problem with IP law. Almost all of the burden is placed on everyone else (ie: Youtube and service providers) to stop infringement. Almost none of the burden is placed on the privilege holder. The IP holder is in a better position than service providers to determine what infringes on the IP holder's privileges yet such IP holder's have little legal burden to publicly alert others that 'their' content is protected. It's easy for you, as a non-content creator/IP holder with no merit, to say that Youtube has an automated system and that they just need to improve it to make it perfect and that others need to implement such perfect systems, you're not the one paying for any of this. They are. You're just freeloading off of their merit and their efforts and off of one sided laws that only benefit you.

    D: IP extremists still complain about Google and Youtube, that they facilitate infringement. But, of course, this isn't about infringement, what it's really about is competition. IP extremists want to turn the Internet into what they managed to turn everything outside the Internet into. Through government established broadcasting and cableco monopolies and through laws that make it too legally risky and expensive for restaurants and other venues to host independent performers, the IP cartel has managed to stop competition outside the Internet. This is not accidental, this is intentional, and that same cartel wants to do to the Internet what it has managed to accomplish outside the Internet. This isn't about stopping infringement, it's about stopping competition.

    Care to try again?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:29pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    YouTube got their act together fast because they were sued by Viacom. But there is no question whatsoever that Google is an expert in stopping competition:

    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/09/google-rigs-its-results-say-critics- at-senate-antitrust-hearing.ars

    You people are nothing but shills for the new corporate 1%rs.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. icon
    Richard (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:31pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    It works great.

    Actually it's trivial to defeat if you know how.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:31pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or if you're trying to be serious here. After reading through your comments, I get the impression that you are being sarcastic.

    "Creators and copyright holders let YouTube know what content they want protected"

    and Youtube and its content filtering system is supposed to magically know that these alleged IP holders are in fact the true IP holders and not someone posing as the IP holder because false alarms never happen?

    "and the software takes care of the rest. "

    and the software simply takes care of the rest? It's just that simple? Did you help write any of this software? Are you the one working on all the bugs and developing this software? Do you think that writing such software is cheap and easy? Just because you didn't contribute any of your effort into it doesn't make it any cheaper for Youtube. Youtube still has to pay programmers to write and update this software as people constantly find new ways around it. It's not free and the software is still relatively easy for determined users to circumvent.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:32pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    "Stoppelman said that Google had licensed Yelp's content, then tried to buy the company after the license ended. When that failed, Google simply scraped Yelp's local review results and incorporated bits of them into its local search products. When Yelp sent Google a letter demanding that it stop this practice, Google "informed us that it would cease the practice only if we agreed to be removed from Google’s Web search index, thereby preventing Yelp from appearing anywhere in Google Web search results." "

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. icon
    RonKaminsky (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:33pm

    No, it doesn't work "great"

    I'd like to see it catch an original Star Wars fan fic video.

    Yes, Virginia, copyright infringements which are not simple copying do exist. And simple copying exists which isn't infringement, because it is fair use. And no automated software could possibly catch these cases, because they can only be determined with 100% certainty in a court of law.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:34pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Sounds like Google has no problem at all with "censoring" websites and removing them from their search engine.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:35pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    There's a ton of free speech on Yelp, to say the least.

    Why wasn't Mike Masnick up in arms over this threat of censorship?

    Hmmm?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:37pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Google isn't stopping competition. You are free to choose another search engine.

    Google doesn't do anything that other search engines don't do, so why target Google.

    What stops competition is Congress through these legislative hearings against Google. Google offers better services than its competitors and competitors don't like that.

    What stops competition is government through IP laws, govt established taxi cab, gambling, liquor, cableco, broadcasting, mailbox delivery, etc... monopolies.

    The problem is that Google is competition and the govt-industrial complex doesn't like that.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. icon
    Richard (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:40pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Creators and copyright holders let YouTube know what content they want protected

    and yet they still complain that this is too great a burden.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:41pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Google is a private entity that receives no monopoly power from the government, it has every right to choose what content it wishes to host vs what content it doesn't. Just like a retail store can choose what books it wishes to sell and which ones it doesn't, it's private property. No one is entitled to a spot on Google's search engine. If you don't like it then find another search engine.

    Since cable companies and public airwave broadcasters receive their monopoly power from the government, they have no right to pick and choose what content they can host. Yet, as has been pointed out on Techdirt, they do, and their choices tend to be self interested (ie: by not covering SOPA). That's unacceptable.

    There is a big difference between a private entity choosing not to host something vs a governmental law that results in censorship.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. icon
    Richard (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:48pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Interesting conversation you're having with yourself!

    However all you are doing is observing that Google - like all so called capitalist companies - spends a lot of time and effort trying to establish its own monopoly.

    This is only to be expected. The job of public policy is to set rules to discourage this kind of thing wherever it comes from.

    If you read this site regularly and thoroughly you would know that Google is not immune to criticism here.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. icon
    Suja (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:49pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    It works great.

    heaps of youtube poops and years-old full movie uploads (where often the uploaders brag about beating the ContentID system) say otherwise

    Now, care to live in the real world and try again?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  27. identicon
    MrWilson, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:53pm

    Re:

    "grocery stores shouldn't have to make sure illegal drugs aren't being sold in their stores. That creates significant compliance costs."

    Analogy fail.

    What grocery stores do you shop at where the customers stock the shelves with products of their own making?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  28. icon
    Suja (profile), 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:57pm

    i laughed so hard at the picture, probably the most accurate representation of how the MAFIAA views the world

    link to this | view in thread ]

  29. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 1:59pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    No it doesn't, it's removed material that had music playing in the background or had a tv show running in the background. Doesn't sound like it works very well to me.

    Also, that content they want protected, we all know they've NEVER removed material just cause they could. /s

    Sorry, but the Content ID system while it does work, is prone to error and abuse. It's like a one click DMCA removal, which is something else the content creators and copyright holders abuse routinely enough.

    I love how you resort to insult right off the bat though. It's real representative of your mindset.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  30. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 2:17pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Which doesn't work, it can't detect if the video is or not legal.

    Care to try again?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  31. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 2:20pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    The problem is not making life difficult for Google, the problem is making life difficult for everyone, 99% of the people don't have billions to spend on lawyers, 99% of the people will be censored and do nothing about it because they can't afford to do anything.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  32. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 4:21pm

    Hoarding

    "Examine closely the FRICKING HUGE body of laws which you've already shoved upon us--and take the time to revise/correct/remove those laws."

    Sounds like Congress has a hoarding disorder... someone should send in the reality-tv crew with a dumpster.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  33. identicon
    Paul`, 15 Jan 2012 @ 4:36pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Because google is a private company offering a service you don't have to use. The Government stepping in and mandating everyone must remove x or y is a completely different matter.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  34. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 4:38pm

    I remembered something, those people saying that they want to protect jobs forget that technology is a creative destructive process, meaning it will destroy the old to make room for the new.

    A great example of that is digital 3D makeup, it will end the need for physical makeup artists or long hours in chairs applying all kinds of chemical to the face and body of artists.

    http://openrelish.blogspot.com/2012/01/digital-makeup-with-blender.html

    And just to remind people how much the movie industry is inflexible, I want to tell everyone about something I read on Warner's news outlet(i.e. CNN), about George Lucas complaining about how difficult it was to greenlite the Red Tails (2012), that is a symptom of a failing system, it is averse to risks, and moves at glacial speeds to respond to environmental stimuli. It is so difficult to change anything that others inside that system need to ask for help from the outside and that means trying to shame the system into compliance because even the bigs names don't have the resources necessary to do it on their own and they go on asking for help from the very people that they treat like crap, the public. George Lucas is a veteran in the film industry he is fond of keeping secrets so the fact that he complained public can only means it was deliberate, he doesn't like what he sees and want things to change and by using his own public capital he enacts that change by making statements here and there, so he gets the public to get onboard.

    The sad part is that only those inside that group are allowed to speak to others, they don't want six pack Joe commenting or having his own ideas, they want you to directed by them to the conclusions that they want you to have it.

    I see all those news outlets saying nothing about real news, they don't care about people want is like that it is all planed to reach a certain state of mind, to reach the same conclusions, but I know that is not true, what happens in reality is that there is a set of inputs into that system that force them to act in a certain way that is why they act so similar, they all think they are doing it by themselves but they are being directed by a set of fixed rules that forces them into that path, they are prisoners that are so used to their shackles that they don't want freedom, in fact they are scared of the free world and will fight to stay in shackles forever if they can help it.

    We all can see them here everyday, the slaves of monopolies, complaining about how hard it is to be free.

    Those inputs come from IP laws, those are the things that must change so new perceptions come out of the shadows, new ways of doing things, new economical models that work and are proven by experimentation and not endless debate about how it would work or not, each era has its sets of rules we call them culture, social mannerism, social idiosyncrasies or whatever and they change like water changes its form and properties depending on where it is.

    We enter a cycle of immense progress because we dared to make things more open, openness helped the world to get where it is today and now IP laws are a barrier to the advance of mankind.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  35. identicon
    Lawrence D'Oliveiro, 15 Jan 2012 @ 5:54pm

    Re: Nice try Freetardo, but YouTube's ContentID works very well indeed.

    Oh yes, ContentID works very well indeed.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  36. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 6:15pm

    Re:

    Sounds like someone hasn't watched episodes 1-3.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  37. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 6:53pm

    OK, we managed to delay SOPA/PIPA for now, but now it's time for us to be more proactive in our efforts to fix copy protection (and other) laws. Lets first target something we can all agree on, copy protection lengths. Lets demand Congress reduce it to something more reasonable, I say ten years (is still too long since most revenue is made well before then). We need to also ensure that any discontinued works automatically enter the public domain. Then we can move on from there.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  38. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 7:05pm

    Re:

    (and we should try to come up with a narrow and reasonable definition of discontinued works, since the words 'discontinued works' seems to be vague and easy for copy protection holders to try to jump around).

    I think we can easily get enough people to agree that ten years is long enough for copy protection lengths to last, only the vocal minority of IP extremists would disagree (and they really want copy protection lengths to last forever even if they don't admit it). (Perhaps in our efforts we should show others statistics of how long it takes for most content to receive most of its revenue). We shouldn't 'compromise' on something like 75 years. It can be difficult enough getting a hold of movies that are ten years old, imagine how much more difficult it is to get a hold of content twenty or thirty years old. We should also ensure that works retroactively enter the public domain.

    Second thing we should target is the fact that copy protection is opt out. It should be opt in, with the requirement that protected works be publicly listed on a government website and that they are also stored with the LOC so that they can be released upon entering the public domain. The govt should store copies in several separate locations as well.

    This will take effort but if we put effort into it, we can accomplish these endeavors. We need to put serious pressure on the president and on congress to start fixing our laws. If we don't ever make any efforts then nothing will ever get done. Now is the time to start, not tomorrow, not the day after, not eventually, NOW. Lets do something.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  39. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 8:18pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    " If you weren't so busy being a freetarded pirate stealing content from starving artists you would know about these discoveries."

    If the MPAA, RIAA, and the rest of the media conglomerates weren't ripping off the artists they "represent" they wouldn't be starving. Their profit margins of these greedy bastards have INCREASED despite what they would have the public believe.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  40. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 9:16pm

    Or we could simply do away with the concept of IP. If it isn't tangible, it isn't property and therefore cannot be owned.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  41. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 10:23pm

    Re: Re:

    Star Wars 1-3 where horrible, the 4-6 where good though.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  42. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 15 Jan 2012 @ 11:48pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Hint: When arguing about free speech, it helps to know what free speech is.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  43. icon
    Rikuo (profile), 16 Jan 2012 @ 12:34am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    As you say, programming this software is not cheap or easy. Is Youtube being compensated for all this work by the copyright holders? Or are they being freetards, demanding all this work and protection and not paying a dime?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  44. icon
    Rikuo (profile), 16 Jan 2012 @ 12:45am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Viacom...what did they do in that lawsuit? Oh yeah...I remember now! They sued Google for videos that were on Youtube...videos that were DELIBERATELY put there by VIACOM and made to look like your average Youtuber.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  45. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 16 Jan 2012 @ 12:57am

    The more I think about IP laws the less I respect them, no rational being can respect a monopoly that brings little to the table and takes most of what was there away from everybody.

    End copyright.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  46. icon
    techflaws.org (profile), 16 Jan 2012 @ 3:05am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    YouTube got their act together fast because they were sued by Viacom.

    because they were sued and WON against Viacom. Your point?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  47. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 16 Jan 2012 @ 6:38am

    Re:

    Lets first target something we can all agree on, copy protection lengths.

    I suggested simple repeal of the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act because simple repeal seems easiest to agree on.

    In Eldred, petitioners argued that CTEA was an unconstitutional extension. Petitioners, if you remember, lost that argument before the Supreme Court. But petitioners and friends did believe it was an unconstitutional extension of copyright terms.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  48. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 16 Jan 2012 @ 8:04am

    If we do away with the concept of IP, then the media giants are become what they actually ARE - MIDDLEMEN. Media brokers paid a nominal fee to represent artists and the work they produce and all of this bs away. No more bs patents on ridculous concepts like "one click shopping". No more frivolous lawsuits by patent trolls and the like. Everyone owns the thoughts in their own heads (even if the thought came from somewhere else).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  49. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 16 Jan 2012 @ 8:47am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Protip: their starving cuz the RIAA needs more golden toilet paper

    also,
    i can eat a can of alphabet soup and shit better arguments than you fags, lolololol

    link to this | view in thread ]

  50. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 16 Jan 2012 @ 8:53am

    Re:

    better use of our time would be to replace the current members of the riaa/mpaa with some peeps that arent greedy jews

    link to this | view in thread ]

  51. identicon
    Bryan O'Doyle, 16 Jan 2012 @ 11:08am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    $wishfulT="INSERT INTO `MIAAPottyMind`.`ElementsOfMakebelieve`
    (HANDWAVIUM)VALUES ('InfiniteProfitNyahNyah')";
    $PiratesTakeItUpThaChuteByRIAA = mysql_bendreality ($wishfulT, $OhThatzRich);
    if(!$PiratesTakeItUpThaChuteByRIAA) {echo'NOT Query:
    FTW why can we not own EVERYTHING TableInsertFail...SFA!!!!' . mysql_error();
    exit;}

    link to this | view in thread ]

  52. icon
    The Groove Tiger (profile), 16 Jan 2012 @ 11:51am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    I know! I've repeatedly told the pizza delivery guy to stop trespassing on my front yard property, but then he threatened me with stopping deliveries to my front door altogether! Tyat's censorship I tell ya!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  53. icon
    RonKaminsky (profile), 20 Jan 2012 @ 11:05am

    Re:

    Wow, Murdoch really does have a lot of clout if he can push through a 250-character twit.

    LOL

    link to this | view in thread ]

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    Qmobile Rate, 3 Dec 2014 @ 9:21pm

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    http://mobilefone.pk/Features/QMobile-Noir-Z6.html

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