The International Olympic Committee Has Already Staked A Trademark Claim On The Number '2014'
from the 2015-still-entertaining-offers... dept
Man, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) sure loves its trademarks. Many, many, many, many, many, many, many cases of the IOC's fierce brand protection have been detailed here, including taping over non-sponsor logos and seeking the power to enter homes to remove "unapproved signage." This has also rubbed off on a few Olympians, triggering trademark office filings to protect made-up words stolen from middling hip hop artists and self-given nicknames.Via the IPKat we learn that the IOC has already locked down next year in preparation for the Winter Olympics. No, seriously. A trademark on the number "2014," which non-coincidentally happens to be a (lesser) Olympic year, has been granted by the UK's Intellectual Property Office.
The IPKat's attention has been drawn to Community Trade Mark E3307444. The mark in question consists of the number "2014", which no-one would ever imagine to be the appellation by which next year might just be known. Applied for in 2003 and registered in 2005, this mark is owned by none other than the Comité International Olympique of Château de Vidy, Lausanne.So, with the kind of efficiency you only find in the most brutal of trademark bullies, the IOC has trademarked a number many people were planning to use starting next January, nine years in advance. And the IOC isn't leaving anything to chance. It has staked a claim on all 45 of the possible registration classes, including (but good god, certainly not limited to) chemicals, pharmaceuticals, metals/alloys, machines, tools, scientific equipment, surgical instruments, lighting, heating, vehicles, firearms, musical instruments, furniture, ropes, tarps, string, textiles, toys, coffee, fresh fruits and vegetables, beer, other alcoholic beverages, tobacco, insurance, conferences and seminars, design and development of computer programs, restaurant services, asbestos and security.
Anything and everything possibly covered by a registered trademark has been nailed down by the Committee, making it very possible that anyone using the number "2014" in the year 2014 might find themselves dealing with the IOC's trademark cops. IPKat suggests a workaround:
The IPKat doesn't feel he can safely use 2014 in the course of trade, so he has decided to call it "2013+1". Merpel isn't sure that this will work. The first three digits of 2014 also begin "2013" and, as is well known in decisions of the General Court and the Boards of Appeal of OHIM, consumers are likely to pay more attention to the beginning of a mark than to its end unless there's a good reason why they won't …Does this mean that the IOC now has the power to go after anyone in an industry simply for using "2014?" Probably not, but the IOC certainly hasn't shown any willingness to curtail its overreach either. So it will probably be a mixture of the standard IOC branding aggressiveness coupled with a few instances of IOC branding WTF-ness, much of which we'll probably see covered here.
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'The official surgical instrument sponsor of the 2014 Olympics' just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
"firearms"
In the UK? Gonna be some issues with that, I think...
"asbestos"
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...wait, what? You have got to be kidding, right? I'd make a witty remark, but 1) my brain is now broken and 2) that is absurd enough to not even need one.
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Just wow.
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Gold award winning 2014 Olympic asbestos
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I should really look into Trademarking as many english words as possible and start licensing them to people to use on an everyday basis. I could hire Prenda Law to represent me and sit back and let the cash flow in!
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I'm confused
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Out of the blue
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MPAA
"Copyright 2014"
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Happy new year
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Other major events occurring in [CENSORED] include the following.
-[CENSORED] midterm elections in the US
-[CENSORED] report cards for students
-[CENSORED] annual earning reports by every business in the world
-[CENSORED] causing [CENSORED + 1] to be applied for and accepted by the UK's Intellectual Property Office
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When rich people piss off other rich people
Who has more clout, or more likely more iron workers
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No more Quicken nag screens?
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Microsoft Office, Visual Studio etc
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Let's just trademark "TM"
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Time for a brand new calendar?
The simplest thing would be to just switch to hexadecimal but retain the 2014, which would make it 7de.
Or we could convert to binary: 11111011110
Or how about just starting again and make 2014 be the year 0 TYTOCFEO (The Year The Olympic Committee Fucked Everyone Off). I realise it doesn't have the brevity of BC or AD but it would make us all feel better about ourselves.
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Once again, the courts have established that people tend to pay more attention to the beginning of a mark, so the use of those three letters is questionable. Please send your check to the IOC immediately.
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I wonder how the bank will feel when I complete the date on a check as April 15, MMXIV.
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Mount Olympia
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Answer: Plenty.
Any company without a stable of lawyers will fold when confronted by the guaranteed mountain of paperwork the IOC will drop at their doorstep.
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2014 Fireworks
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0x7DE (2014 in Hex)
3736 (2014 in Octal)
11011110 (2014 in Binary)
I will also trademark all sequences between 1388534400 and 1420070399 (Unix Timestamp)
Then I can go after anyone who stores computer logs (on a unix or linux machine), or the number 2014 in a computer.
Come to think of it I will just TM 0 and 1, that will cast a wider net.
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Party like it's 1999
1999+15
Can I fill out my checks that way?
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FIFA (World Cup 2010+4)
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short memories
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But this is unlikely to ever be ruled on, as it would take a pretty large warchest to be able bring the challenge to court regardless of its validity.
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2014 Year of the pedophile
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FUCK YOU COPYRIGHT MAXIMALISTS !
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THINK OF THE RAMIFICATIONS
...oh wait, I just saw a 2014 BMW 750li drive down the street, so by then the 2015 car of the year should already be topping sales...
Does this mean car companies have even BETTER efficiency than the IOC?
Have you ever driven a Ford or Peugeot?
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Oddly prescient Simpsons episode...
In particular the phrase "Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say 'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word 'twenty'. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles."
In 1996 it was absurdist comedy. In 17 years later it's horrifying reality.
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DANG IT!
Damn. Now I have to figure out a different number to market my new invention: a surgical grade, titanium, liquor firing gun with an attached micro/telescope (for precision in the operating room AND on the battle field).
Sigh.
Clearly, people might get confused between the Beer Boomstick 2014 and an Alpine skiing event.
Understandable, really.
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Hogwash
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Watch your language
I don't always write "2014", but when I do, I do it in Spanish. http://shar.es/YnExL
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London 2012 Olympic & Paralympics logo infringed on my iZ rouse logo!!!
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