Hubris Defined: Dumb Murderer Takes A Selfie With His Dead Victim
from the cheeeeese dept
I've never particularly been under the misguided notion that most of the criminals in this world are any kind of masterminds in their craft. Most criminals, as we've demonstrated again and again, are idiots. Some criminals are dangerous idiots. And some, well, some are so evil it remains only to be thankful that their stupidity helps us to keep their asses behind bars where they belong.Take, for instance, the teenage murderous psychopath who thought snapping and sharing a selfie with the body of his victim was a sweet idea.
Maxwell Marion Morton, 16, is being held without bail in the Westmoreland County juvenile detention center on charges of first-degree murder, homicide and possession of a firearm by a minor in connection with the death of Ryan Mangan. Police said the photo they received shows Mangan as he was found at the crime scene. A selfie of a suspect with a dead victim is a first for county District Attorney John Peck, who has been a prosecutor for more than 30 years.Now, I know what you're all thinking: anyone who takes a selfie with the dead body of his victim is someone who wants to get caught, not an idiot. Well, you'd think that was the case, but it wasn't. Morton had sent the pic via Snapchat, believing that the deletion feature would protect him, somehow. The person he sent it to, however, saved it rather quickly, and it ended up in the hands of the police.
“I've never seen it before,” Peck said, “but it was a key piece of evidence that led investigators to the defendant.”
“(Police) received a copy of the photo which depicted the victim sitting in the chair with a gunshot wound to the face,” a police affidavit states. “It also depicts a black male taking the ‘selfie,' with his face facing the camera and the victim behind the actor. The photo had the name ‘Maxwell' across the top.”So, sometimes two plus two equals a very evil and very stupid person. Usually these kinds of dumb criminal stories are somewhat funny. This one just makes me happy that a murderer is behind bars.
Morton also allegedly sent text messages that read, “Told you I cleaned up the shells,” and “Ryan was not the last one.”
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But did he use a selfie gun?
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District Attorney John Peck and the other investigative powerhouses in Westmoreland County, PA ...
'Casuse they never would have busted this one open without someone going all Weekend at Bernie's with the victim...
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http://imgur.com/a/G4Pih/all
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http://imgur.com/a/G4Pih/all"
They were indeed stupid, apparently not realizing that once those pictures went public, they would end up going to prison, as sacrificial lambs, so that their military commanders who created and oversaw that environment of abuse, all the way up to Bush regime lightning rods Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney, who constantly threatened and cajoled CIA and military commanders to "take the gloves off" -- would get out of that mess scot free.
Unlike Abu Ghraib, no low-level grunts from Guantanamo went to prison, in large measure because officials ordered all pictures and videos of prisoner torture destroyed.
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I don't think we have any idea that "most" are "idiots". That there are entertaining news reports about dumb criminals isn't a reliable way to know. It's generally a bad idea to draw statistical conclusions from what happens to interest the media enough to report about it. It might be that the dumb ones are more likely to be caught. It might be that criminals if normal intelligence are boring to report about.
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Only a couple people on there got away with something for 5 years or more or without punishment (one guy got hired as a consultant for the casinos he was robbing).
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Most people, as we've demonstrated again and again, are idiots.
there, FTFY...
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Criminals (however that is defined) are likely to be, as a whole, the same intelligence as non-criminals. Qualities like greed and malice tend not to correlate to intelligence.
And of course the worst criminals tend to dress in business suits and carry briefcases -- and rarely (if ever) pay for their crimes.
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What do his parents get charged with, for giving their kid a name like "Maxwell Marion Morton"? :P
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-- Howard Scott
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Dumb vs Smart
Smart criminals go into politics or police work, and don't have to worry about that last part part.
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I'd modify it to "a criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to hire a better lawyer."
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