New Gear By Techdirt: That's Not How Any Of This Works

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We deal with a lot of... incorrect takes here at Techdirt. Whether it's a technological issue, a business concept, a legal question, or some combination thereof, there's always someone espousing an idea that is wrong in almost every respect (see: the current discourse around Section 230). So today we're launching our latest line of Techdirt gear featuring a general purpose reply that we've found ourselves screaming (internally or otherwise) in many such situations: That's Not How Any Of This Works.

As always, both designs are available on t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters and other apparel — plus various cool accessories and home items including buttons, phone cases (for many iPhone and Galaxy models), mugs, tote bags, notebooks, and of course face masks.

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  1. icon
    Samuel Abram (profile), 3 Nov 2020 @ 1:16pm

    YES!

    I've been asking for this for a while, and I will buy a mask as soon as I'm done with work!

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  2. identicon
    Bobvious, 3 Nov 2020 @ 1:25pm

    Can I buy a Freudian Slip? Size medium, in Blue please.

    Oh the joyous keyboard gnomes have been at it again.
    New Gear By Techdirt: That's Now How Any Of This Works

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  3. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 3 Nov 2020 @ 2:13pm

    Re: Can I buy a Freudian Slip? Size medium, in Blue please.

    Thanks Leigh. Stay safe everyone.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    Samuel Abram (profile), 3 Nov 2020 @ 2:16pm

    Re: YES!

    Correction: I will buy a mask tomorrow, when my credit card statement renews.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. icon
    Samuel Abram (profile), 4 Nov 2020 @ 5:53am

    Re: YES!

    Update: Mask purchased.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. icon
    Mike Masnick (profile), 4 Nov 2020 @ 9:46am

    Re: Re: YES!

    Thanks!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. icon
    Samuel Abram (profile), 4 Nov 2020 @ 12:24pm

    Re: Re: Re: YES!

    You're welcome! It was my pleasure and I can't wait for the mask to arrive!

    link to this | view in thread ]


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