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Say that again...
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"The ever-growing size of software applications is what makes Moore's
Law possible: If we hadn't brought your computer to its knees, why would
you go out and buy a new one?"
- Nathan Myhrvold, Microsoft VP and kind uncle-like figure
"Our new mission reflects our belief that there is limited shelf space
online or on the Internet and that in order to compete in the content business,
we needed to launch categories that target large consumer segments, not
niche players."
- An AOL spokesperson, demonstrating just how much they misunderstand
the Internet.
"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught me how to
enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me. Now I just imagine the
whole thing is two miles below the moon's surface, and that half the people's
right-brains have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly it's
interesting again."
- Rudy Rucker, well-known Sci-Fi author
"Fundamentally, it's an instinct thing. CNET's reputation is that 'this
is where it's at.' And that's the kind of company we want to be with."
- Michael Bloomberg, CEO of Bloomberg explaining the thinking behind
his deal with CNET, in Wired News
"We can now focus our attention on making our C-Net branded services
profitable and the company as a whole break even by the end of 1998."
- Halsey Minor, CEO of CNET to shareholders, which makes me ask what
their focus has been until now...
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We elect people like this?
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Congressional Representative James Traficant from Ohio apparently made
a speech this week in which he cited the case of a woman who, he
claims, got pregnant via email (what sort of protocol was she using?),
as evidence that the government needs to be stricter in its control
of the Internet. These are the people we have making rules
over how we use this medium.
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Earnings Reports, IPOs and the like
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VeriSign is the first of this year's over-enthusiastic super hi-tech
IPOs, nearly doubling by the end of the first day... National Semiconductor
warns that Asia is causing it problems (well at least they didn't blame
it on the purchase of Cyrix)... Sprint's profits drop by over 20%... SportsLine
USA recorded "record" revenue last quarter (which doesn't change the fact
they also had "pretty big" losses)... Intel completed its swallowing of
Chips and Technologies this week in an effort to give the FTC that much
more evidence against them... Cisco did damn well, and the stock market
seemed to take an extra day to realize it... CNET reported huge (well beyond
expected) losses this quarter... Pixar reported great earnings... EDS reported
good, expected, earnings... Qualcomm dropped like a stone after warning
that quarter results would be weak and that they planned to layoff 700
temporary workers...
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Rumors, Conspiracies etc. of the week...
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While we already reported here about rumors concerning the sale of
Netscape two weeks ago, this week those rumors suddenly jumped beyond "interesting
idea" to "front page news". Rumors swirled about the sale of parts
of Netscape to Oracle, Sun, IBM, and AOL. While some of the deals
do make some sense, one source did point out that in doing so, the acquiring
company is simply asking to be beaten down by Microsoft... Sprint is actively
searching for a major telecom "partner" (acquirer or acquiree)... The Intel-National
Semi "special" agreement this week (of which most of the terms remained
quite secret) included a number of clauses that give Cyrix the ability
to at least pretend to be serious competition to protect Intel from anti-trust
problems... Microsoft continues to deny any interest in purchasing any
part of a telecom company. You know what that means... Novell is
looking for a buyer... More cable-internet mergers? @Home and Road
Runner are apparently in talks... Apple is thinking of scrapping Rhapsody
(while they have been slowly marginalizing it, I doubt they'll scrap it
altogether)...
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Berating the obvious: (they call this news???)
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Online elections in Costa Rica postponed as they're afraid the losing
party will challenge the validity... 11 states and Orin Hatch (who, really,
honestly, was not influenced by powerful constituents Novell and Caldera)
begin questioning Microsoft's practices... Bill Gates "not worried at all"
about DOJ case... ZDNet adds financial news (with the horrible URL of zdii.com)...
Microsoft finally realizes what one should do with a first-page to draw
users (i.e. make it useful) and creates "Microsoft Start"... Yahoo! adds
comics (and dumb reporters complain that they only made a deal with the
second largest distributor, United Media, to which everyone says "yeah,
but they got Dilbert".)... President Clinton proposes more federal money
to go to the Internet, as a judge suddenly realizes that using domain name
funds may actually be illegal taxation... RSA to do cable encryption...
PC sales in Japan drop for the first year in 5 years... CNet announces
deals with Cyberian Outpost and Bloomberg as it continues to lose more
money... Ticketmaster making an average of $5 million per month in web-based
ticket sales... People like online classifieds better than print ones (well...
duh)... European online shopping a "flop" - "poor web site design"
blamed... Europeans "not really happy" about this US Gov't domain name
plan (perhaps that's because the plan leaves them out of the picture)...
Everyone (of course) lowered PC prices this week... Corel adds voice recognition
to WordPerfect (which, apparently, still exists)... The White House is,
indeed, pissed off at the porn site using its name, and "likeness" of the
first couple used as a "marketing device"... CNET has an "exclusive" report
saying that maybe there really isn't a high-tech labor shortage (of course
everyone else in the world, including me, printed that story weeks ago)...
Intel's Slot 2 is demonstrated as is the 450-MHz Pentium II... PeopleSoft
gets huge contracts with Boeing and GM... Another class action lawsuit
against AOL for their famous "busy-signal"... AOL has also announced
plans to reorganize and shift "focus"... In the "asking for trouble"
department, Microsoft combines its browser and OS division (shouldn't
that have been done a long time ago?)... 56K modem standard really (really!)
here... Michael Dell says Compaq/Digital merger, "no big deal"...
The system used for years to provide security to prisons and certain
areas of airports has a huge security flaw that is easy to exploit... The
ACLU has filed a lawsuit against a library in Virginia that has put filtering
software on their Internet access computers... DirectTV's PCTV delayed...
And, of course, the Mir space station, like clockwork, "briefly" went adrift
when a wrong number was input into a computer...
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Surprises:
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A cream pie was thrown into Bill Gates face. For anyone who missed
it, a picture (and it really is worth keeping) is available at:
http://cnn.com/TECH/computing/9802/04/belgium.gates.ap/index.html
... As was predicted last week, Alpha released its 21264 chip with the
potential to hit the GHz range (1,000MHz), and we were then caught off-guard
when IBM said, "Yeah, we've got one of those, too"... Apple decided to
drop all of their retailers except for CompUSA, who is still stuck in that
contract to give up their valuable floor space... Dell hires former Intel
Senior VP... A U.S. Appellate Court suspended the use of "special master"
(still a term that gives me the willies) in the DOJ-Microsoft case... Lycos
shells out $58 million for Tripod, that annoying twenty-something place
that always sounded better than it was. (Still, from a "potential"
view, I think it's a good deal and signals a realization on the part of
Lycos of what it takes to be a dominant new media player)... How quickly
they turn. The Software Publishers Association, which recently had
been taking flak for being Microsoft's lackey, publishes an anti-Microsoft
report, taking flak from pro-MS folks (some of whom dropped out of the
Association)... Netscape has decided to only sell to large companies.
Others need to go through resellers... Okay, for over a year now, I've
been telling anyone who cares that S3 was going to be in trouble because
Intel would eat its business right out from under them. What I didn't
expect was S3 going out and buying Exponential Technology's microprocessor
patents (which have potential to create pain for Merced) as a tool to hold
over Intel's head (of course Intel *did* release some 3D stuff this week).
I'm very curious to see what S3 does with those patents... The Argentine
Supreme Court has ruled that copying software is not a criminal offense...
Sanford Wallace apparently *apologized* for all the spam and problems he's
caused (though many doubt his sincerity - personally, I think he maybe
just got sick of reading through all the get-rich-quick and porn advertisements
in his own email)... Bill Gates has announced he is going to use DNS to
mean "Digital Nervous System", ignoring the standard usage of that acronym
in the field to mean Domain Name Server, but whatever. He's Bill
Gates. He can do whatever he wants... Someone has purchased over
a million dollars worth of merchandise from online auctioneer, OnSale...
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(Mis)Uses of Technology:
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Narrative Communications Corp. has created a technology that lets you
do e-commerce via an online banner ad, so that you never need to leave
the original site... In Finland, apparently, you can now go to a car wash,
drive into the booth, call a number on your cell phone and the wash will
start automatically. You are automatically billed by either on your phone
bill or credit card bill... Girl Scout cookies sold over the web... Los
Alamos National Lab has created a fuel cell for cell phones (so soon you
may be filling up your cell phone with gas, while you charge up your electric
car)... Jon Postel, head of the Internet Assigned Numbering Authority briefly
"moved" or "hijacked" (depending on who you're asking) the Internet, by
redirecting nearly half of the root servers away from the main root, and
to his own machines at USC. He claims it was just a test, and it's
no big deal anyway since he fixed it all up right away. Others are
less pleased... Intel and Mattel announced plans to create an interactive
Barbie doll (so now we have wired Barneys and Barbies... what's next?
Legos?)... The visual thesaurus: it's both oddly addictive and oddly disturbing
(http://www.plumbdesign.com/thesaurus/
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Studies:
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The Dohring Co. Inc. released a survey this week stating that people
are more willing than ever to buy a car over the Internet... Relevant Knowledge
has stated that the number of users on the web has increased 25% since
August... MSNBC is the most popular news website according to Media Matrix,
with cnn.com and USAToday.com getting the second and third spots... Forrester
and Jupiter each come out with studies on the online classified markets,
predicting markets of $1.5 billion and $1.9 billion, respectively, within
5 years... Microsoft IE has a larger market share than Netscape in Japan
according to Dataquest... According to IntelliQuest Information Group,
more people are going to ISPs to get online rather than full online services,
like AOL... Of course, according to the Strategis Group, about 10% of online
subscribers change accounts every month to get better deals...
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Predictions:
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Finally, an HTML-email standard will arise and soon people will be
sending all sorts of annoying emails with embedded pictures and whatnot...
CompUSA will begin looking for ways out of the Apple "store-within-a-store"
deal... AOL has announced plans to "revitalize" CompuServe. Somehow,
I think that's a code-word for "fire many people" and slowly bring CompuServe
users into the AOL fold... More sites are going to test and fail to make
subscription sites work (CondeNet and its phys.com being the latest to
test the waters)...
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Memes o' the week:
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"Death of [fill in the blank]". First Bob Cringely says that
"Unix is Dead" and then Jesse Berst says, "traditional media is dead".
It certainly makes a nice sound bite, but is it true? No, of course
not, but why let that stop you?... Commerce drives Internet technology
forward. Internet2, which was originally designed for "research purposes",
now says their "major focus" is commercial applications (read that to mean
they are in money trouble)...
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Too much free time:
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