“In my experience, there is no way to compromise these election systems,” said Ronald McDonald, head of Westmoreland County's computer burger department. "I Have been given every assurance from The Hamburgler that there is no way!"
O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! Unless the joke offends thee!
Perhaps the 12 digit ID codes are hexadecimal, or alpha numerical (Sanskrit letters anyone?) and then there are plenty of code for everyone to go around and get gov't surveillance.
Other than the specific parents cited in the refereed complaints about expensive garbage... Where are all of these concerned parents drilling manners in to their kids heads.
I've not seen much evidence they exist. I mean, just look at the monster my parents created!
The fibers, purchasing a hack of doofus's work phone seems more like a crappy divorce settlement. They paid a ton, although not to a lawyer this time, and still didn't get to keep the house, the kids, the dog, or the cash...
You know hoe you can tell this Cohen guy is an un-educated Douche-Nozzle?
'cause when he says ..."that a dual key solution would work. He says this with 100% confidence -- that if Apple and law enforcement had a shared key it would be "just like a safety deposit box."
Because it is a SAFE DEPOSIT BOX!
It is a little box, in a SAFE, a bank vault more specifically, that can be opened by a high school dropout, that has completed a correspondence course in "locksmithing" with a crappy battery powered drill motor, and a court order.
The only "safety" involved in the whole thing is the goggles the guy with the drill motor is hopefully wearing when he opens your box.
During our national conversation a simple solution proposed!
I got this. Fixed it with one simple proposal.
Outlaw all mobile phones other than Blackberry in the US.
Since Canada was/is able to access both (all two or three that were recently sent)"encrypted" messages sent on Blackberry devices, just mandate that the use of a non-Blackberry mobile device in the US or while communicating with a US person is now a capital crime.
When We outlaw the Sale, Importation, Transfer, and Possession of non-Blackberry mobile communication device in the US or by US persons world-wide, including the moon or anywhere else in Sol orbit the "encryption" problem will be solved, 'cause Canada will be able to access all of the messages, calls, texts, emails, photos (and we all know those are mostly 2AM dick-pics anyway), and forward them directly to the appropriate government agency, likely at least a trio of: NSA, FBI, & NYPD, we'll all be safer.
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Automatic take downs = Fight Club
Never Talk about AUTOMATIC TAKEDOWNS!
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Re: The Olympics are a non-event these days
Just an FYI, Lower Alabama has never hosted the Olympics.
Collectively they are smarter than that.
On the post: Tempting Fate: Pittsburgh Election Officials Insist Their E-Voting Machines Can't Be Hacked
Absolutely Confident!
On the post: Canadian Comedian Plans To Appeal $42k For A Joke That Insulted Someone
O Canada !
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
Unless the joke offends thee!
On the post: Court Says There's No Remedy For Person Whose Vehicle Was Subjected To Civil Forfeiture After An Illegal Search
Re: It's pretty bad
I wish I had friends to warn, even if they were Canadian... )-:
On the post: India's High-Tech Billion-Person Aadhaar Identity System Can't Cope With Real-Life Biometrics
Re: math
On the post: Appeals Court Says That Sharing Passwords Can Violate Criminal Anti-Hacking Laws
So if...
Lame.
No comments on my girlfriend giving me access to her email acct please...
On the post: Tying Rights To Useless 'Terrorist Watchlists' Is A Terrible Idea
-We The People "Hey Joe, I think you took an oath to "Protect and Defend the Constitution". Why not do that Joe?"
On the post: Latest Absurd Moral Panic: Parents Complain Amazon Echo Is Creating Rude Children
The dumb question of the week...
I've not seen much evidence they exist. I mean, just look at the monster my parents created!
On the post: Samsung SmartThings Platform Latest To Highlight Internet Of Things Security Is A Joke
Better living through Surveillance!
Samsung's SmartThings platform!
Now with FBiOS!
"So we can back-door your front door, and your thermostat too!"
The honorable James Comey
Director, Federal Bureau of Intrusion
On the post: As Broadband Usage Caps Expand, Complaints To The FCC Skyrocket
Re: Re:
Thank you,
A dis-loyal Comcast cord-cutter since 2001, and I gotta say;
It's Comcastic!
On the post: FBI Allegedly Paid More Than $1 Million To Get Into Encrypted iPhone... And To Avoid Setting Legal Precedent It Didn't Like
It's like...
On the post: Why Did Congress Let Law Enforcement Officials Lie About Encryption?
Re: Re: You know hoe you can tell this Cohen guy is an un-educated Douche-Nozzle?
he/she/they insist on calling Safe Deposit Boxes, wait for it....
"safety boxes"
On the post: Why Did Congress Let Law Enforcement Officials Lie About Encryption?
You know hoe you can tell this Cohen guy is an un-educated Douche-Nozzle?
Because it is a SAFE DEPOSIT BOX!
It is a little box, in a SAFE, a bank vault more specifically, that can be opened by a high school dropout, that has completed a correspondence course in "locksmithing" with a crappy battery powered drill motor, and a court order.
The only "safety" involved in the whole thing is the goggles the guy with the drill motor is hopefully wearing when he opens your box.
On the post: Why Did Congress Let Law Enforcement Officials Lie About Encryption?
During our national conversation a simple solution proposed!
Outlaw all mobile phones other than Blackberry in the US.
Since Canada was/is able to access both (all two or three that were recently sent)"encrypted" messages sent on Blackberry devices, just mandate that the use of a non-Blackberry mobile device in the US or while communicating with a US person is now a capital crime.
When We outlaw the Sale, Importation, Transfer, and Possession of non-Blackberry mobile communication device in the US or by US persons world-wide, including the moon or anywhere else in Sol orbit the "encryption" problem will be solved, 'cause Canada will be able to access all of the messages, calls, texts, emails, photos (and we all know those are mostly 2AM dick-pics anyway), and forward them directly to the appropriate government agency, likely at least a trio of: NSA, FBI, & NYPD, we'll all be safer.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
and save RIM/Blackberry & Canada
On the post: Canadian Law Enforcement Can Intercept, Decrypt Blackberry Messages
Canadian Law Enforcement Can Intercept, Decrypt Blackberry Messages!
They got both of them...
On the post: Burr & Feinstein Officially Release Anti-Encryption Bill, As Wyden Promises To Filibuster It
Burr & Feinstein Approved!!!
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On the post: Obama Administration's Expansion Of Domestic Spying Powers Dwarfs The 'Good Old Days' Of Bush And John Yoo
Shame!
and Barrack Obama too!
On the post: Burr And Feinstein Plan One Sided Briefing For Law Enforcement To Bitch About 'Going Dark'
I keep waiting for....
Hey, a guy can dream can't he...
On the post: California Lawmakers Manage To Turn Encrypted Phone Ban Legislation Into Encryption Backdoor Legislation
Looks like the legislators want Encryption for Me not for Thee
Simple.
Don't want to, or can't, pay $3,200 outright for an actually encrypted iPhone ($2,500 encryption fee plus phone purchase)?
Fine! Your device, the one for the unwashed masses, will be running FBiOS.
All the lawmakers, rich folk, and LEO's will have encrypted phones.
Everyone wins!
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