Regulator: So, tell me again how this streaming internet video service, which an expanding portion of is available via the internet outside of your network, is like your TV service?
David Cohen: Well, it's like me. I'm an executive vice president you see. (putting hand on regulator's thigh)
Regulator *alarmed*: HEY! What are you doing?!
Cohen: Look kitten, we can all agree that I'm just your regular upper management type, right? Definitely not a sleazy lobbyist greasing the skids. (moving around back for some shoulder massage work)
Regulator *contemplative*: Hmmm...over to the right a little.
Cohen: Yesssss...any work you need done on your house? Do you have dinner plans tonight? Perhaps we can discuss some plans for the new patio. Pretty sure Stream is like TV - it's on a screen, correct?
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David Cohen: Well, it's like me. I'm an executive vice president you see. (putting hand on regulator's thigh)
Regulator *alarmed*: HEY! What are you doing?!
Cohen: Look kitten, we can all agree that I'm just your regular upper management type, right? Definitely not a sleazy lobbyist greasing the skids. (moving around back for some shoulder massage work)
Regulator *contemplative*: Hmmm...over to the right a little.
Cohen: Yesssss...any work you need done on your house? Do you have dinner plans tonight? Perhaps we can discuss some plans for the new patio. Pretty sure Stream is like TV - it's on a screen, correct?
Regulator: ahhhhhhhh...definitely like TV...
/creepy
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