This is to serve notice that you are in violation of my patent, "Appropriate Use of Sarcasm As A Vehicle For Humor And Derision." You will receive a visit from my lawyers, Big Louie and Jimmy da Fish, for the expressed purpose of extracting cash out of your wallet, as well as large sums of money from your bank accounts and credit cards.
While yer at it, sue the booze manufacturer for making booze intoxicating; sue car maker for making a car easy for drunks to drive; sue the bar for serving the booze; sue the police for not getting there quick enough to stop him driving; sue his wife for not stopping him from that one last drink; sue his kids for causing the stress that forced him to drink; sue his boss for being an asshole; sue Obama for obamacare and how it caused him stress forcing him to drink;...
Re: Re: Cue screams of "legalizing piracy" in 3... 2... 1...
um, gnudist, you ARE a private according to the MAFIAA: you listen to/watch media; therefore, you are a pirate and a criminal, and should pay. And pay big. Really big. Just empty your pockets right here, while we empty your accounts. No, you get no lube, either.
--You invent something, the State gets it.
--Keep your mouth shut, you get to stand in lines for toilet paper for a few more months.
--Complain, and the State sends you to Wyoming (née Siberia).
--Complain some more, and the State kills you.
--Meanwhile, the C̶E̶O̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶a̶w̶y̶e̶r̶s̶ Politiburo members get rich off your work.
--Once in a while, they send the police to search your tenement and give you a beating, for good measure--I mean, they gotta keep the proles down, right??
So someone needs to make a time machine to go forward in time and find infringements so they can initiate the lawsuits now; and thereby have the monetary damages waiting for them in an account when the time comes!!
Imagine the possibilities!! Taking loans against future collateral! Arrested for future crimes! Convicted and executed in Texas for rustling stuff patented in the future by someone from the past!!
David? David Kappos?? Why don't you come out of hiding and actually show yourself?? Come on, just peek that head out around the corner, don't mind the red laser dot between your eyes...
Problem is, capitalism is anarchy is it isn't bridled--meaning there MUST be some form of regulation to prevent the capitalists from doing unfair, unsavory, and/or illegal things to gain their monopoly (Microsoft, MAAFIA, SCO, Apple, etc).
If you like companies waging open warfare on their competitors and customers, then you like this step with the PTO. Otherwise, you need to make your voices heard, and get those bastards out of office.
Wow, I guess what we pay him with our taxes must not be enough, if he has to t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶M̶A̶F̶I̶A̶A̶ supplement his income through questionable sources.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Infringing on gobbledygook
Resistance is futile.
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http://i.imgur.com/q9mFm.jpg
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http://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cthulhu4.jpg
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Re: Re: Re: Cue screams of "legalizing piracy" in 3... 2... 1...
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Re: Re: Cue screams of "legalizing piracy" in 3... 2... 1...
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Oh, snap: the US is trying to do the same thing...
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Re: Re: Because PICKLES
http://i46.tinypic.com/2n8vlh2.jpg
On the post: Company Sues Kickstarter Over 3D Printer Patent, Maligns 'Hackers And Makers'
--You invent something, the State gets it.
--Keep your mouth shut, you get to stand in lines for toilet paper for a few more months.
--Complain, and the State sends you to Wyoming (née Siberia).
--Complain some more, and the State kills you.
--Meanwhile, the C̶E̶O̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶a̶w̶y̶e̶r̶s̶ Politiburo members get rich off your work.
--Once in a while, they send the police to search your tenement and give you a beating, for good measure--I mean, they gotta keep the proles down, right??
Sound about right?
Sound about right?
On the post: Company Sues Kickstarter Over 3D Printer Patent, Maligns 'Hackers And Makers'
Re: Re: Hackers != Crackers
[/indoctrination]
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Re: Re: Why not?
Imagine the possibilities!! Taking loans against future collateral! Arrested for future crimes! Convicted and executed in Texas for rustling stuff patented in the future by someone from the past!!
The trolls will have a field day!
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Re: Here's something I just learned about from Michel Bauwens of the P2P Foundation
On the post: US Patent Boss Completely Clueless: Insists That Patent Fights Show The System 'Wires Us For Innovation'
Re: Re: So software industry has matured...
Imagine how many lawyers would balk at THAT!!
(thank you Frank Herbert for that idea)
On the post: US Patent Boss Completely Clueless: Insists That Patent Fights Show The System 'Wires Us For Innovation'
Re: Re: Re: So software industry has matured...
If you like companies waging open warfare on their competitors and customers, then you like this step with the PTO. Otherwise, you need to make your voices heard, and get those bastards out of office.
On the post: US Patent Boss Completely Clueless: Insists That Patent Fights Show The System 'Wires Us For Innovation'
Industry shill shills the industry...
I think it's time we kicked him out.
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You must be one of those so-called cyber-security "professionals" who got his ass pwned by that kid.
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