I actually don't think this is crap, although I'm sure (I hope) some people will. It is not fan fiction or genre fiction. It really is a new perspective on an old character that has not been done before. Thanks for your interest.
I think the idea of exploring new uses of old cultural icons not only allows creativity to flourish, but requires a new perspective that has been missing in the cultural dialogue. The James Bond I used is a composite of the cultural perception of what James Bond symbolizes. It goes beyond just copying the character and trying to cash in on it. I hope you will be able to get a copy so you can see for yourself. This is really the heart of parody and the new perspective on an old concept is what keeps out culture alive and vibrant.
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