lorgskyegon’s Comments

• Feb 22nd, 2022 @ 11:50am

  So what the Sheriff is saying

  on LA Sheriff Threatens To 'Subject' City Council To 'Defamation Law' If They Won't Stop Calling His Deputies 'Gang Members'

  Is that all those people wrongly put in the police/sheriff gang database have a clear defamation lawsuit against the police and sheriff departments who put them there?

• Jan 26th, 2022 @ 10:48am

  (untitled comment)

  on House Introduces 'Innovation' Act That Will Kill Innovation

  I think they spent more time on the acronym than thinking about the bad things this bill would do.

• Oct 28th, 2021 @ 9:54pm

  Wait until they find out that when real blizzards melt

  on Court Case Brought By Dairy Queen Over 'Blizzard' Trademark Infringement On 'Blizzard Water' Begins And Is Dumb

  they turn into water. Then both companies are going to sue.

• Aug 10th, 2021 @ 11:06am

  There's a reason nobody ever says

  on Not-So-Anonymous Cop Continues To Argue Courts Should Violate The First Amendment To Protect Him From The Consequences Of His Actions

  "Fuck the firefighters"

• May 10th, 2021 @ 10:03pm

  Classic Schmosby

  on Baltimore Prosecutor Asks FCC To Go After Local News Broadcasters She Doesn't Like
• Jan 11th, 2021 @ 5:30pm

  I think what they really mean is that

  on Everything Pundits Are Getting Wrong About This Current Moment In Content Moderation

  holding Republicans to the same standard as everyone else sets a bad precedent for them.

• Sep 30th, 2020 @ 12:19pm

  Can we make a new agency to deal with these

  on I See This Stupid New Section 230 Bill, And I Say It's A Stupid Section 230 Bill

  And call it the STAR Chamber?

• Aug 31st, 2020 @ 2:29pm

  This is so AT&T and Verizon

  on Yet Another Study Shows U.S. 5G Is Far Slower Than Many Other Nations

  Can sell you their "new 5G+" service. 50% faster than 5G for twice the cost.

• Jun 25th, 2020 @ 10:00pm

  It looks like Goldman Sachs actually thinks they have

  on Goldman Sachs Created A Font, But You Are Forbidden By Its License To Critique Goldman Sachs Using It

  A font of power.

• Apr 29th, 2020 @ 10:17am

  (untitled comment)

  on As We're All Living, Working, And Socializing Via The Internet... MIT Tech Review Says It Proves Silicon Valley Innovation Is A Myth

  SPLITTERS!

• Mar 12th, 2020 @ 3:47pm

  I definitely think this refrigerator company (as LorgSkyegon)

  on Former Refrigerator Manufacturer Says Companies Using Open Source, Royalty-Free Video Technology Must Pay To License 2,000 Patents

  is going to chill the use of this new system

• Dec 26th, 2019 @ 9:10pm

  I showed up to the case argument in a tank top and nylon shorts. (as Lorgskyegon)

  on Federal Court Blocks Unconstitutional Arkansas Law That Prevents Plant-Based Food Companies From Using Meat Words

  But nowhere in this court was there a basketball hoop. Who can I sue?

• Dec 13th, 2019 @ 4:10am

  I would say that a better question to ask

  on Online Forum Members Exploited Weak Credentials To Turn Ring Cameras Against Their Owners

  Is why in the hell the parents set up a security camera in a little girl's bedroom.

• Aug 15th, 2019 @ 3:57pm

  To paraphrase middle school

  on Lawyers Who Sued YouTube For Anti-Conservative Bias Are Suing YouTube Again... For Anti-LGBTQ Bias

  This lawsuit is gay

• Jul 15th, 2019 @ 5:40pm

  The white paper titled "Gotta Catch 'Em All,"

  on EFF Posts New White Paper On Stingray Device Capabilities

  That title was Onixpected. While I do wish I could Raichu a better comment, I should probably just keep my big Meowth shut. Good Eeveening, folks. And as they say: Kakuna Rattata

• Jan 15th, 2019 @ 9:06pm

  (untitled comment)

  on Infamous Pinkerton Detectives Claim Red Dead Redemption's Use Of Historically Accurate Pinkertons Is Trademark Infringement
  Forget a trademark claim. This is a clear case of definition of character
• Jan 2nd, 2019 @ 11:48pm

  Re: Carlton dance (as Gregory M Dwyer)

  on Creators Of Dance Moves Suing Creators Of Fortnite Over Copyright Infringement That Can't Possibly Have Happened
  What I find even more amusing is that Ribiero admitted taking the first part (the arms swinging) from Eddie Murphy and Bruce Springsteen. Given that there are only two steps in the Fortnite dance, does he really think that his one addition is copyrightable? And is he gonna give half to Murphy and Springsteen?
• Sep 21st, 2018 @ 2:26pm

  (untitled comment) (as Greg Dwyer)

  on Judge Says Student Can Sue School For Suspending Her After She Called A Fictional Cop A 'Pig'
  It seems the judges thought that the school's arguments were complete hogwash, leaving them boared and wallowing in anger and their attempt to gilt trip the student. Hope the school's lawyers weren't sowprised.