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• Aug 6th, 2019 @ 12:06pm

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  on St. Louis County Pays Woman $750,000 After Cops Perform A No-Knock Raid, Kill Her Dog... All Over Unpaid Utility Bills

  $750,000 Huh?
  Well, she can pay her gas bill now...

• Sep 25th, 2016 @ 12:30pm

  Child Photos...

  on Austrian Teenager Sues Parents For Posting Pictures From Her Childhood To Facebook
  I post my own pictures of my younger self to remind me of what an asshole I was.
• Sep 5th, 2016 @ 7:45pm

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  on CBS Announces New Ad-Free More-Expensive Streaming Service...That Includes Ads
  Considering there are a ton of the reality TV show's "Big Brother" fans gearing up to view a special edition this fall running only on the CBS All-Access site, many are looking at the "commercial free" version. I'd like to post this page on the BB Fan sites if I may.
• Jun 12th, 2016 @ 8:14pm

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  on Homeowner Sues Police After Pursuit Of Shoplifter Leaves Him With No Home To Own
  Burn down the house to kill the spider...
  I get it now!
  Or... they could have blasted some Nikki Manaj music.
  He's have come out screaming.
• May 26th, 2013 @ 8:30am

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  on DailyDirt: DIY Soda (Pop Or Whatever You Call Carbonated Beverages)
  You know, if you piss into one of these things, you can make Rolling Rock beer.
• Mar 20th, 2013 @ 2:35am

  Re: Re: 50 years

  on Library Of Congress Hoping To Cut Through Tangled Copyright Laws In Order To Archive Historic Sound Recordings
  You have a better chance of seeing Christ.
• Jan 24th, 2013 @ 12:29pm

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  on Prenda's Latest Trick: Pretend There Are NO Defendants So No One Can Object
  It's a shame we can't just pretend Prenda doesn't exist.
• Jan 10th, 2013 @ 11:43am

  Streaming Games

  on The NHL Comeback And The Opportunity In Streaming
  In Philly, you can not only NOT get Flyers home games on the air or on Dish etc, you can barely get the games if you don't have Comcast. They should change the name of the Philadelphia Flyers, Sixers and Phillies to the Comcast Flyers or Comcast Phillies. It's bad enough you have to be an oil tycoon to afford tickets to a live game so we stay home and watch but if you don't have Comcast (which is the most expensive of your options here) guess what? You can stick your finger in your arse as far as they're concerned. Streaming of live games? You've got to be freakin' kidding!!
• Sep 22nd, 2012 @ 9:25am

  FTC et al...

  on FTC's Attempt To Broadly Expand Misguided Child Protection Law Will Chill Innovation
  How did the human race ever make it through 5000 years without the help of our government? We should be extinct now without their "guidance". For your copy of "How To Raise Your Children In The Eyes Of The Law" just send all your tax dollars to...
• Sep 8th, 2012 @ 1:31pm

  Fishing...

  on Unconstitutional Fishing Expeditions: The Massive Abuse Of Administrative Subpoenas By The Government
  Think of the children!!!
  It's Good for America!!
• Aug 29th, 2012 @ 2:02pm

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  on Major Labels Claim Copyright Over Public Domain Songs; YouTube Punishes Musician
  Hey if it contains the notes "do re mi fa so la ti do" WE OWN IT!! Scum!! -RIAA
• Jul 30th, 2012 @ 9:18am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

  on Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
  Be careful mentioning Jesus, The Bible or the Constitution without paying royalties. God and / or the Government may just issue a takedown notice.
• Jul 3rd, 2012 @ 3:09pm

  Choose your catch phrase of the year...

  on Congress Plays See-No-Evil, Pretend-There's-No-Evil, Let-The-Evil-Continue With NSA Domestic Spying
  It's:
  
  a: Good for the Children
  b: For your protection
  c: Good for America
  d: All of the above
• Jun 28th, 2012 @ 1:20pm

  Speaking of bananas...

  on Just Because A Banana Can Be Used To Rob A Bank, It Doesn't Mean We Ban Bananas
  Penises can be used for rape so let's castrate every Man...
  
  This, in turn will help the 1 percenters...
  In time the population will die off leaving only thode who will be able to afford to buy laws exempting them from castration so their families will flourish.
  
  I say let's beat 'em with a chair...
  Oh shit, they'll make chairs illegal.
  We'll have to stand forever.
• Jun 22nd, 2012 @ 3:00pm

  Dancing...

  on CBS Mocks Its Own Failed Copyright Lawsuit By Sarcastically Announcing New 'Completely Original' Show 'Dancing On The Stars'
  Dancing ON The Stars, eh?
  
  Christ, don't give my wife another damned reality show to watch!! :)
  Even jokingly...
  She'll be waiting all Summer for it and it'll be clogging up my DVR.
• May 31st, 2012 @ 11:44am

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  on NYTimes Draws Connection Between Beastie Boys Lawsuit & Patent Trolls, Realizes IP Hinders Innovation
  Now if only lawmakers would start listening.
  
  They would but the RIAA's & MPAA's payoffs are clogging up their ears.
• May 3rd, 2012 @ 11:37am

  Re: We are the Oligarchy.

  on After Four Years Feds Finally Get Around To Prosecuting Ten Mod Chip Sellers
  As long as no one mods you it's OK.
• Apr 27th, 2012 @ 8:40am

  Baloney...

  on Insanity: CISPA Just Got Way Worse, And Then Passed On Rushed Vote
  The government's way of over-reacting.
  If one person does something, they ban it across the board.
  If you hit your head, the world has to wear hard hats from now on. Drop something on your foot? Steel toed boots for everyone.
  
  Also...
  
  Three of the biggest catch phrases of the year:
  
  It's to "Protect The Children". If you are against the bill, you are against the children and you are against America, which makes you a terrorist.
  
  It's "for the troops." If you are against the bill, you are against our troops and you are against America, which makes you a terrorist.
  
  It's "for your protection". WOW! I didn't know that after 53 years I wasn't capable of protecting myself! But I need the government to protect me from becoming a terrorist!
  
  Suddenly, everyone is a criminal, a terrorist and a child molester. When did this happen?
• Oct 13th, 2011 @ 10:21am

  Gulp?

  on Should We Pass A Law To Stop Yelp From Harming Chain Restaurants?
  I was wondering why more people were showing up at my house for dinner!
• Jul 2nd, 2011 @ 9:54am

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  on Judge Who Doesn't Understand Technology Says WiFi Is Not A Radio Communication
  How can it be considered wiretapping or eavesdropping when that WiFi signal was trespassing in their computers?? Aren't THEY the victims?

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