Ted’s Comments

• Mar 15th, 2011 @ 12:24pm

  Yet another ignorant Jersey Shore denizen.

  on Bon Jovi Thinks Steve Jobs Killed Music; More Old Rockers Shooing Those Darn Kids Off Their Lawn
  Mr. BonJovi, while nice eye-candy for the ladies is a waste of recording media. They (the band Bon Jovi) laid down some lowest-common-denominator rock in the '80s that sold a lot of Albums and filled a lot of arenas with wet-pantied teenage girls...but did he really add any value to the "Classic Rock" landscape (landfill?)?
  
  Check out this lyrical flatulence:
  
  
  It's all the same, only the names will change
  Everyday it seems we're wasting away
  Another place where the faces are so cold
  I'd drive all night just to get back home
  
  [Chorus:]
  I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
  I'm wanted dead or alive
  Wanted dead or alive
  
  Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
  And the people I meet always go their separate ways
  Sometimes you tell the day
  By the bottle that you drink
  And times when you're alone all you do is think
  
  [Chorus]
  
  I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
  I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
  I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
  I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all
  
  I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
  I'm wanted dead or alive
  I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side
  I'm wanted dead or alive
  And I ride, dead or alive
  I still drive, dead or alive
  Dead or alive [x4]
  
  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
  
  BTW Jon...You're not a cowboy...you're not even close, you're from effing Jersey.