The Physics Of Time Travel

from the in-theory,-it's-possible dept

Popular Science has an article explaining the physics of time travel, saying that it's certainly theoretically possible. That doesn't mean it's likely any time in the near (or perhaps even distant) future. The theories all sound good (in theory), but when it comes to a practical application, there are quite a few difficulties.
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  • identicon
    ELB, 3 Jul 2002 @ 9:17pm

    No Subject Given

    WANTED: Assistant for time travel expedition. Must have military experience. This is not a joke! I have done this once before. Must bring own weapons. Will get paid on return to present.

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    • identicon
      cipher, 8 Sep 2002 @ 11:28am

      Re: No Subject Given

      experience.
      weaponry.
      insight.
      safe haven.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 8 Sep 2002 @ 2:37pm

        Re: No Subject Given

        what kind of weaponry is needed? also, how much is pay? Am in need of large amounts of US currency.

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    • identicon
      cipher, 8 Sep 2002 @ 2:38pm

      Re: No Subject Given

      what kind of weaponry is needed? I have United States Marine Corp experience. Am in need of large amounts of US currency.

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    • identicon
      Mr.Prakash, 11 Jun 2003 @ 7:09am

      Re: Affirmative

      I,m ready

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  • identicon
    Cory, 3 Jul 2002 @ 10:17pm

    Mmmm

    This is odd, on the same day I got this ... um ... well Spam (although it doesnt point to any site or anything).
    Hello,
    If you are in possession of the Blue, Red or Green Time Warping moon crystals, I need some. It would also be best if you are able to provide the proper shielding from there high level of radiation. Please make me an offer. Send a separate email to me at: MindTransference@aol.com
    strange....

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 18 Aug 2002 @ 6:40am

      Re: Mmmm

      this guy should totally look on ebay.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Rebecca, 7 Sep 2002 @ 10:25am

      Re: Mmmm

      Yes, I received a similar spam. OH BROTHER is all I can say! "Lookking for a very specific model of time transeferrence watch". What a hoot!!!

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      cipher, 8 Sep 2002 @ 1:05pm

      Re: Mmmm

      Do they have to be moon? Be more specific on actual content. I'd be willing to sell them to you.

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      Onkel Chrispy, 23 Jul 2003 @ 9:44pm

      Re: Mmmm

      MindTransference [11:45 PM]: hi, might you be able to help me return my mind to my former self, so i can take back the life the evil aliens stole from me?

      MindTransference [11:45 PM]: i need the dwg 4350a or newer

      MandMBloo [11:46 PM]: I can certainly try. We need to ask Faft ffor help. He is very resourceful, and is quite skilled in tasks such as this.

      MindTransference [11:47 PM]: thanks. is the dimensional warp outdated in your time?

      MandMBloo [11:49 PM]: Not necesarrily outdated. It's kind of old hat by now.

      MandMBloo [11:50 PM]: But with all trans-dimentional time travel, it is very sticky

      MindTransference [11:50 PM]: do you know my situation, or would you like for me to explain it to you?

      MandMBloo [11:51 PM]: I'm somewhat aware of yur situation, but I wouldn't mind hearing you elaborate on it

      MindTransference [11:52 PM]: There has been a major disturbance in my timeline. I simply need to return my mind to my former self within this dimension so that I can take back my life which was stolen from me by the evil beings. At the age of 7 my father dated this women by the name of Denise whom I am pretty certain was from the ranns. She druged me and also has utilized mind-transducers that she slipped into my
      food. They are, in fact, composed of millions of nanoprobes, microscopic,

      MindTransference [11:52 PM]: intelligent machines designed to infiltrate and influence the physical and
      mental functions also acting as a tracer. I am now 21 years old and they have done things to me and messed with my life and health in the worst possible way you can imagine, and now I am dying of CJD.

      MindTransference [11:52 PM]: My plan would be very simple: When I got back in time I would simply awake one morning in panic and tell both of my parents that I had a dream from God showing me my future. As I made small predictions of what would happen over the next couple days to them and they happened they would then listen to me. Like you will be receiving a check in the mail this week for $5,000. Or you will be getting a new truck from

      MindTransference [11:52 PM]: your company this week. Then when I had their attention I would only make one by one prediction at ONLY the APPROPRIATE times to prevent the outcome of my situation. I also would act like myself then including social gatherings, school and everything! I would not want to send an alert to the system in any way and would only WHEN NECESSARY use my knowledge to prevent what would happen to me.

      MindTransference [11:52 PM]: It is obvious that they were sent back to alter my destiny and change the potential I had. As a kid I was of genius intelligence, could think and see things like nobody else. Upon being drugged and exposed to these nanaprobes it all went right down the tube, when the process was interrupted they have tortured me since and now the CJD to try and destroy my thinking pattern and

      MindTransference [11:52 PM]: mind entirely. I am a fighter, and they only thing which has kept me alive from this is natural healing, but it is quickly taking it's toll. They have done much more to me as I could explain to you in my life story.


      MandMBloo [11:55 PM]: This is very disturbing, and I will be happy to assist you.

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      • identicon
        cipher, 4 Sep 2003 @ 10:53pm

        Re: Mmmm

        it's been quite over a year since I have tried to help him. Anyone have any luck?

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  • identicon
    macretenra, 25 Sep 2008 @ 9:45am

    joke?

    i called it a weird joke and had the following converstation with him. this was on 8/30/2002. it was so weird i had to save the convo

    Mac I Retenra [12:21 PM]: you
    MindTransference [12:21 PM]: what about me?
    Mac I Retenra [12:21 PM]: Hello
    MindTransference [12:22 PM]: Please let me know the exact model of your DWG's and how much you want? My watch was stolen and I am stuck in this time. I need one which is reliable at restoring the mind/memory 100% intact.

    Agent 8
    MindTransference [12:22 PM]: well answer me please
    Mac I Retenra [12:23 PM]: first you answer me
    Mac I Retenra [12:23 PM]: what is this all about
    MindTransference [12:23 PM]: you dont have the watch and you cannot help, by
    Mac I Retenra [12:23 PM]: i never said i ddint, but i want to know why you need it
    MindTransference [12:24 PM]: the evil aliens have messed with my entire life and health and now im dying of cjd
    Mac I Retenra [12:25 PM]: and how can i contact you, and how did you find me
    MindTransference [12:26 PM]: I simply did a random emailing, and how would like to be able to contact me?
    Mac I Retenra [12:26 PM]: whats your prefered choice
    Mac I Retenra [12:26 PM]: and where is your location
    MindTransference [12:27 PM]: I am from Burlington MA, I can give you my corordinetes if you like
    Mac I Retenra [12:28 PM]: negitive
    Mac I Retenra [12:31 PM]: what are you doing in this time/dimension
    MindTransference [12:32 PM]: I am not a time travler myself
    Mac I Retenra [12:33 PM]: oh really
    Mac I Retenra [12:33 PM]: you know this is a very common problem it seems
    MindTransference [12:34 PM]: yes
    Mac I Retenra [12:35 PM]: so sad
    Mac I Retenra [12:39 PM]: do you know the danger you put us in?
    MindTransference [12:40 PM]: no i dont, explain
    Mac I Retenra [12:40 PM]: you mass mailed, right?
    MindTransference [12:40 PM]: yeah
    Mac I Retenra [12:40 PM]: hundred upon thousands now know!
    MindTransference [12:41 PM]: 90% of them delete is a science fiction and thinks its a joke those who do know are already time travlers themselves
    Mac I Retenra [12:41 PM]: imagine, just imagine!!! push it too far and what if the technology in this dimension is developed later or ealier than i should
    Mac I Retenra [12:41 PM]: the results could be catostrophic
    Mac I Retenra [12:41 PM]: why didnt you look me up in the book
    Mac I Retenra [12:42 PM]: direct contact is safer than revealing possibly millions to this
    MindTransference [12:42 PM]: well our government has been posisoning people to try and keep people stupid, they dont want technology to advance quick
    Mac I Retenra [12:42 PM]: there are those who eacape it
    MindTransference [12:42 PM]: I am afraid this is my only known way, didnt i explain my siuation to you?
    Mac I Retenra [12:43 PM]: you did
    Mac I Retenra [12:43 PM]: you could have at least made it safer by direct contact with me
    MindTransference [12:44 PM]: yes, but i did not know how to get into direct contact with you
    Mac I Retenra [12:44 PM]: the book!!
    Mac I Retenra [12:44 PM]: didnt they give you a book with names of possible assistence?!
    MindTransference [12:44 PM]: as I said I am not a time travler myself, I simply need one to help me
    Mac I Retenra [12:44 PM]: its standard procedure
    Mac I Retenra [12:45 PM]: then how did you figure out about us?
    Mac I Retenra [12:45 PM]: your not ment to use this technology!
    MindTransference [12:45 PM]: others whom have responed to my emails
    MindTransference [12:45 PM]: honestly nobody could psoibly need the dwg more then I
    Mac I Retenra [12:45 PM]: but originally you ahd to have figured out something about us before the emails
    MindTransference [12:46 PM]: no i did not, I knew time travel was posible thats it, then I had 100s of replies people who spoke of this technology
    Mac I Retenra [12:46 PM]: ugh i cant take this i better send a memory sweep team out there. where is your exact coordinates again?
    MindTransference [12:47 PM]: look there are 100s like myself who also know about the dwg, all people are not as stupid as they might appear in this time
    Mac I Retenra [12:48 PM]: your lack of experience is enough to convince me
    Mac I Retenra [12:48 PM]: im doing a trace and sending out that sweep team. do NOT attempt to run or we will have to use force
    Mac I Retenra [12:48 PM]: === End Transmission ===

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