Pre-emptively Preparing To Sue Segway
from the why-wait? dept
And people wonder why lawyers get a bad reputation? Found over at GMSV is the news that the incredibly overeager lawyers at the USA Immigration Law Center have put together a website pre-emptively getting people ready to sue Dean Kamen for his Segway invention. The fact that the product has barely been released and that nothing bad has happened via a Segway doesn't seem to phase them. They have put together one of the funnier lists (honestly, reading it made me wonder if this is really a parody) of things that could possibly go wrong with the Segway, making it subject to a lawsuit (that the fine folks at USAILC will be drooling to file). Included in the list are such terrors as: people will get drunk and ride the scooter, kids can ride the scooter, people might steal the scooter, and Americans won't get enough excercise if they ride the scooter. Not one of these examples is an actual problem with the scooter itself, but with how it is used. Someone misusing the Segway doesn't make the Segway something that should be sued (especially before anyone's even used the damn thing).
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I dont get it
1. Where are people going to safely ride It?
"It" goes at speeds of 5-17 miles an hour. If people ride this jalopy on the street, they will be the bane of drivers everywhere. If people riding the Segway get hit on the street by a car, motorcyclist or possibly even bicyclist, they run the risk of sustaining serious bodily injury.
Imagine going out for a jog one day on the sidewalk and seeing it barrel towards you in the opposite direction. Some people hate skateboarders, imagine how angry people will be at It.
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Re: I dont get it
Running into someone or something makes it tilt upright. Tilting upright stops it immediately. The segway stops before the intertia of the rider and the device meets the pedestrian.
The tires are soft and large. Getting one with a person on it to roll over your toe is less painful than that same person stepping on your foot.
Segways are far more controllable than bicycles. I've seen segways travel in elbow-to-elbow crowds at Disneyland with no mishaps. Try that on a bicycle without putting a foot down. I've seen segways ridden indoors in crowds at .2 miles per hour. In elevators. Try all of those on a bike. They aren't remotely the same.
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Re: I dont get it
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Well, as they say on their own site...
Replace 'human stupidity' with 'lawyers greed' and I think that says it all.
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Re: Well, as they say on their own site...
or... Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
or..........
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And some one misusing
We're gonna get you,
Hillary R. & Jack V.
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it might be a joke
Although it's true that some people would like to use any excuse to sue others, especially companies.
Neuroprosthesis News
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RE: website for lawsuits against segway!
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Parody
If that wasn't then they should be banned from society for being a hazzard of contagious stupidity.
Children the elderly and the feeble minded might take them seriously.
If you accept their reasoning, then we must immediately NURF America.
I hope they didn't write that with a pencil.
It's possible that given their level of reasoning, that they would drive it into their brain through accident, or lure of its potential fit in orafaces.
Ok, maybe keep the pencils, but for the children's sake take away their license to practice law.
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segway injury
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segway injury
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