Did Einstein Test Hot Stove/Pretty Girl Hypothesis?

from the interesting-pickup-line... dept

Albert Einstein apparently once uttered "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." This was one attempt to explain relativity to the layperson. However, being a scientific minded guy, he apparently (according to Scientific American - and, yes, my first thought was to check to see if we were anywhere near April 1) decided to test that hypothesis by sitting on a hot stove until it "felt" like an hour, as well as talking with a pretty girl until it felt like a minute. Whether or not the story is true, it's pretty damn funny. I wonder if this works as a pickup line for pretty women... "Hey, baby, want to prove Einstein's theory of relativity with me?" Hmm. Nah, probably not.
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    David, 28 Aug 2002 @ 8:42pm

    Ummm, it may not be April 1, but this is obviously

    Note that the author of the article even went as far as informing the reader that the "journal" that published this "paper", the Journal of Exothermic Science and Technology, is abbreviated as "JEST".

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      Mike (profile), 28 Aug 2002 @ 10:12pm

      Re: Ummm, it may not be April 1, but this is obvio

      Aha! Excellent point. I knew it had to be a joke, but I couldn't figure out why... Good catch.

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    pretty hot chicks, 5 May 2015 @ 2:41am

    Thanks for sharing

    A bookmark and a tweet for this one. Thanks for sharing.

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