Patent The Integers

from the ah,-satire dept

Good satire works because it's just so close to true that you have to take a second to make sure it isn't really true. It's sad then, that this piece from the Register about how the US will now allow integers to be patented rings almost true, right down to the organization of the group FANT (Federation Against Number Theft). I wonder if folks who are patenting business models will see the humor?
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  1. identicon
    aNonMooseCowherd, 25 Nov 2003 @ 7:04am

    implement Peano's axioms and own 'em all

    Why not just implement Peano's axioms in software and patent that? Then you own all the natural numbers.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    Mark, 25 Nov 2003 @ 9:12am

    Patenting integers

    As usual, "The Onion" was ahead of its time with this joke: see their article "Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes."

    link to this | view in thread ]


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