The Mobile Phone That Tells You If You Stink

from the ah,-feature-creep-meets-stench-creep dept

And some people thought that mobile phone "feature creep" was going too far! Siemens, who has been struggling against the competition in the handset market lately, has decided that it's time to differentiate by offering features on mobile phones that no one else is even coming close to thinking about. Their latest? A phone that will tell you if you have bad breath or body odor. Now here's an application for location-based-services. Once your phone knows that you are in serious need of some mouthwash, deodorant or a complete decontamination, it could inform other location-enabled mobile phone owners to stay the heck away from you.
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    Mikester, 21 Sep 2004 @ 10:37am

    Or

    ... or let you know where the nearest store is that sells toiletry products ;-)

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    dorpus, 21 Sep 2004 @ 1:48pm

    Culturally based

    Depending on what part of the world you are in and what socioeconomic class you are in, people may not notice "bad breath" at all. There are groups that like to add strongly scented coconut oil, cinnamon, coriander, etc. I was once in a room full of Saudis, and man, the coriander cologne they were wearing wiped me out. Some Latin types like to dump perfume by the bottle over their heads.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 21 Sep 2004 @ 4:12pm

      Re: Culturally based

      I was once in a room with a dorphus. Man, it doesn't get any worse than that.

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      • identicon
        dorpus, 21 Sep 2004 @ 11:19pm

        Re: Culturally based

        Anonymity smells of cowardice, wouldn't you agree?

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          dorpus, 22 Sep 2004 @ 5:10am

          Re: Culturally based

          I agree - especially when anyone can use any name ;-)

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            dorpus, 22 Sep 2004 @ 5:20am

            Re: Culturally based

            yes, using an internet alias is much braver than posting anonymously. That's why Dorpii are superior to us all.

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      aNonMooseCowherd, 21 Sep 2004 @ 9:25pm

      Re: Culturally based

      Maybe dorpora have a keener sense of smell than humans.

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