Communists Jump On SMS Text Messaging

Apparently, the Communist Party in Russia has realized that the only people showing up for their meetings are quite old. In an effort to attract young blood, they've looked around and realized that the kids these days are all into this text messaging stuff. So new Communist Party propaganda will now be sent via text messaging, because, no matter how backwards the philosophy may be, they seem to think if you can shrink it to 160 characters and put it on a handset screen, kids will somehow think it's cool. Or, at least that's what the Communist Party appears to be thinking.