Instead Of Hiring New Patent Examiners, USPTO Producing Propaganda Films

from the this-is-how-they-spend-their-resources? dept

theodp writes "Introduced by USPTO chief Jon Dudas, a new antipiracy film targeting youngsters opens with an apparently troubled young boy whose demons - a tiny pirate on his shoulder - are driving him to download music, at least until hot young pop music star 'Margot' springs to life from a poster. Moved by Margot's tale of how she copyrighted a 9/11-inspired song she wrote for Afghan children as a 2nd-grader, the lad slaps away the pesky pirate, vowing to put an end to his family's evil downloading ways." This is what the USPTO is doing with its money, rather than, say, hiring more (and better qualified) patent examiners?
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  1. identicon
    Anonymous, 4 Oct 2005 @ 7:02pm

    What do you expect?

    What do you expect from our government these days? Look at who the choices were in the last election for the executive branch. Two posers from the same Yale secret society.

    It's amazing things haven't deteriorated further. Oh wait, they have.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. identicon
    nonuser, 4 Oct 2005 @ 7:04pm

    must be another Michael Brown in charge there

    who wears a blue tie, sits in on conference calls but doesn't take notes, and "knows what he's doing."

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. identicon
    RBasil, 4 Oct 2005 @ 8:26pm

    No Subject Given

    This just in. Instead of posting news and let the reader form their own opinions like they used to, the new TechBitch website continues to do nothing but complain again and again.
    I sure miss the old TechDirt when it was about the news and not the continued bitches of Mike and Co. Why not just rename yourself to www.fuckedcompany2.com and get it over with?

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  4. identicon
    John, 4 Oct 2005 @ 9:12pm

    Re: No Subject Given

    There are like a billion other websites out there. Go read one instead of Techdirt.

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    As far as I can remember Techdirt has always been like this. Thats why I liked it in the first place, and its why I come back. The fact that it hasn't really changed is something i like about it. Don't change it.

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  5. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 4 Oct 2005 @ 9:55pm

    Re: No Subject Given

    Some people don't have time. It's a second job to scourge through raw news and come to a thesis.

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  6. identicon
    Robert Martin, 4 Oct 2005 @ 10:09pm

    Review

    People are so out of the habit of critical thinking that an opinion different from their own becomes a problem.

    Anyway, what a fine film! Margot is definitely tha hot!!! Does Kevin Federline know about her? Hold onto your man, Britney!

    And the little bit of kung fu at the end reminds us that this is not coming from a bunch of namby-pamby Demos.

    I worry, though, about what happens to little Timmy when he tries to guilt-trip his big brother.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. identicon
    trollificus, 4 Oct 2005 @ 11:08pm

    A viewpoint is implicit in the name...

    ...techdirt, isn't it?

    I'm new to the site, but they if it is NOT an encyclopedic compendium of tech industry news then it will either have the viewpoint (reflecting its audience) of the typical slashdot/register geek or the MS-certified/military/corporate tech guys.

    Hackers or whores if you will.

    I am unsurprised a site called 'techdirt' would have the opinion of this vile waste of tax dollars that it does.

    PS) I DO think it rather simple-minded to make the Patent Office freakshow a partisan matter. At least before Clinton they were realistic about their competence, falling many thousands of applications behind because they could not be reviewed. The worst abuses occurred after Clinton addressed the problem by decree...or so I've heard.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 5 Oct 2005 @ 12:04am

    No Subject Given

    I'd love to watch this for a laugh but I'm not downloading RealMedia player ever under any circumstances. RM is the most bloated and intrusive media player ever. RM format is also shit quality. I can't even attempt to download it and view it with another player because firefox doesn't support their rtsp:// protocol...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    John, 5 Oct 2005 @ 12:18am

    Re: No Subject Given

    You can view rtsp:// protocol videos with VLC (http://www.videolan.org).

    But don't bother with this one, it's shot at about 3 frames per second. Looks like it was produced around 1994.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. identicon
    Pete Austin, 5 Oct 2005 @ 1:50am

    Good News

    ...because even a little cartoon pirate could help ward off disasters like Katrina, and the cartoon sounds likely to encourage piracy rather than the opposite ("Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.")

    Also this clearly demonstrates, if it were needed, that the people in charge of patents see their job as protecting vested interests. This is something they normally deny vigorously.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    MKam, 5 Oct 2005 @ 4:09am

    Wasted Money

    Well looking at the video, at least the USPTO didn't spend much money making it. The CG on the pirate is pretty lame.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Denis, 5 Oct 2005 @ 7:06am

    Hiring Patent Examiners

    Well, I wouldn't want to be one. First, you'd start at GS-5 or 7 level (depending on your academic achievement) which translates to 33k or 41k per year starting salary.
    Given that, even with the pretty decent benefits (13 vacation days + 13 sick days per year to start) most of the time people with the science degrees want to go and earn some real money in the private sector. Way I see it, only one who can get a bump in salary is someone who was a teacher before (I think, not sure on the teacher salaries, but they must be meager).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    Mousky, 5 Oct 2005 @ 8:03am

    Re: No Subject Given

    Well, this is not a "post your news" website like digg or others. It is a "this is our opinion about this story" website. If you do not agree with something that Mike and company write, feel free to post a comment. When I don't agree with Mike et al, I'll post a comment to let them know that they are full of crap. But, I also post a comment when I agree with their opinion or position. How Mike et al react is up to them.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    crystalattice, 5 Oct 2005 @ 9:34am

    Why is the USPTO doing this?

    Is this really the responsibility of the Patent Office? I wasn't aware that their charter stated they were to worry about piracy. I thought their sole purpose was to approve patents. Plus, piracy is a copyright issue, not a patent issue so this should be handled by the Trademark and Copyright Office (whatever their true title is).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    nostranonymous, 5 Oct 2005 @ 10:01am

    realplayer/quicktime/vlc

    Yes realplayer is horrible. But don't use VLC unless you want EVERY other media player on your computer to not work because it conflicts so badly. I don't know what they did with VLC to make it so unreliable, but I've given up on it.(random BSD's and programs freezing constantly)

    Solutions (google these):

    Get RealAlternative
    Get QuicktimeAlternative
    Get XP Codec Pack
    Get Winamp or MediaPlayerClassic

    You'll have no problems and will be able to play every kind of media file on a reliable, quality player.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 5 Oct 2005 @ 10:08am

    Re: No Subject Given

    Like they used to? Are you retarded? Don't you mean, like EVERY other regurgitated news site does? Screw that!

    I like TechDirt specifically because Mike and Co's cynical opinions are in near perfect alignment with mine 90% of the time. Subjects are looked at from a logical point of view and critiqued with intelligence.

    If you don't like the opinions of the writers' site you are visiting, go to one of the other 294723947293487923798 sites out there until you find one written by someone equally as ignorant as you.

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  17. identicon
    Jens, 5 Oct 2005 @ 10:33am

    Re: must be another Michael Brown in charge there

    "Jonny, your doin' a heck of a job!"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 5 Oct 2005 @ 11:58am

    Re: Good News

    FSM Brother

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. identicon
    Anonymous, 24 Oct 2005 @ 7:41pm

    Re: Hiring Patent Examiners

    Actually, you can start out making 55K if you have a 3.0 GPA.

    link to this | view in thread ]


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