Forget Vibrate, What About Shock Mode?
from the zzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaap dept
Mobile-phone maker Motorola has received a patent for a system that uses electric shocks to let somebody know when they're phone is ringing, rather than the usual ringtone or vibration. The user wears a small pad with electrodes on their skin that's connected wirelessly to the phone, and get a shock -- which can be personalized, depending on the caller -- when they're called. It's hard to see this system really taking off, but especially not with users on the Great Wall of China, where phone users are supposedly already being electrocuted.Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Motorola's Shock and awe phone
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Shock Code
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You won't miss someone calling...
In all seriousness, I wonder how convenient people will find putting the pad on though...
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Superb Idea!
This way some of the more insane members of our mobile phone society can receive an electro-shock treatment each time their phone rings. I would love to know their phone numbers as well, because I'm going to be redialing often when I find a guy parking a little too close to my car, or when the retard in front of me on the road can't seem to drive in a straight line and talk on the phone at the same time, ruining it for me and everybody else that doesn't have difficulty "multitasking."
Also useful for those that can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
With two electrodes, these could be attached anywhere, possibly even without permission from the cell phone user! Imagine the possibilities....
Hang on MAN!! I got another call! My nipples are burning!
--Professor HighBrow
(hittin' below the belt...)
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well...
something that delivered a mild electric shock would be hard to miss, but also wouldn't draw attention like a loud ringer.
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Hmmmm....
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Perfect!
Lawsuits, here they come.
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Re: Superb Idea!
shock the people who always have idiots calling em for stupid moronic and/or common sense stuff, and since they wont wanna get shocked, they'll yell at the morons calling em - that or they'll just spam the hell outta redial on whoever called em...
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Perfect for the wife.
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All the above ^
We need a cigaratte lighter adaptor for this to work.
A large capacitor could be charged from the 12V automobile power supply, and discharged upon the victi....mmm I mean cell phone user at an appropriate amperage X voltage = power.
--Professor HighBrow
(business as usual since 1999)
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Umm you mean like evrey other wireless device? All the device does is wait for a RF signal to preform its action. What makes you think it is so unbelieveably impossible to mimick that very same signal?
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I agree totally that the voltage will not be anything more than maybe touching a 9volt battery to your tongue and will not cause uncontrollable muscle twitching or problems with a pacemaker, etc.
Personally, I think its a great idea and look forward to one day trying it out. Although I do agree, the patch may be a little inconvenient to remember.
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Re: All the above ^++ an automobile
The shock should be painful and the driver's
cell phone number posted on bumper sticker.
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can anyone say BOOM?
can anyone say HORRIBLE IDEA?
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oh yeah, and theres the other point about BOOM.
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Re: Superb Idea! can I choose where to place elect
If so, then I would like to place them on the driver in front of me talking on the cellphone, weaving on the road, driving so slow that she looks like she is at the head of a parade of other drivers also wanting to place an electroshock call to hang up and drive.
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Now days, its expected to happen around 9.
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