Turns Out There Really Is A Market For Insanely Expensive, Diamond-Encrusted Mobile Phones
from the i'll-pass,-thanks dept
I'll admit that I was skeptical upon hearing of Nokia's idea a few years ago to start up a small subsidiary, called Vertu, that would cater to "splurging millionaires" offering diamond-encrusted phones for $20,000. The folks at Vertu claimed it was no different than buying a super high end watch. While some of the prices came down (as low as $4,000 in some cases), some people also noticed that for your additional thousands of dollars, you actually got a much less technically advanced phone. Yes, it might have some diamonds, but it might also already be technologically obsolete. Of course, it turns out that splurging millionaires don't really care about being on the cutting edge. They do, however, seem to care about buying diamond-encrusted phones. A couple years ago, we noted that the phones were doing well in Asia, and the latest report is that Vertu simply can't keep up with the "high" demand for their offering. Of course, not being able to meet demand doesn't always mean there's a huge demand. It could simply mean that the company is pretty weak on the supply side (gotta keep buying those diamonds). However, the company does indicate that it has "tens of thousands" of customers, but not "hundreds of thousands."Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Diamond Encrusted Cell Phone Makes Sense
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Its great to know that there are still people on this planet with exceptional money management skill.
^sarcasm.
Lets make some gold plated home theater sets with diamonds for buttons and the thing is also laced with platinum.
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Ooh.. even better! How but just some gold plated wires and connectors for stupid people who claim they can "really hear the difference" -- We could make millions on that and the buyers would think they were actually getting something useful!
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Sorry, that business model is copyrighted. Your discussion of this matter in a public forum has just violated the rights of the copyright holder. He will be by to break your kneecaps shortly.
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Just like watches
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Re: Just like watches
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For the Chinese
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Please... like you wouldn't....
And yes, I asure you a lot of them already donate a chunk of it to charity, and still have enough to buy that $100,000.00 watch, or that $1 million Ferrari Enzo.
So what... Grow up and just let people be with their money. Are they hurting you in any way?
I know...If you had all that money, you will still be driving that 2003 Honda Accord, or working out of that 5 year old computer with a CRT screen.
Right.... :-)
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Re: Please... like you wouldn't....
1. I'd get all my other monetary affairs (debt) in order first before anything else.
2. If I did splurge on something it sure as shooting would not be something as relatively small and easy to lose/get stolen as a cell phone with diamonds on it.
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They have created a new industry
I volunteer to start, I'll even pay shipping for all diamond encrusted cells.
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What, you think pimps had real jewelry? forget it, its all fake.
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if you got it...
As fr the functionality thing, I've been in some super high end cars and a lot of them didn't have all the "gadgets" I thought they would. The geek set (us) loves lots of functionality, the money set just wants it to work and look expensive.
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Re: if you got it...
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Not like a fine watch
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First of all, what the hell is up with guys and diamonds these days. Queer eye seems to have convinced otherwise hetero men to dress up like chicks. You're diamonds don't make you look cool, it makes you look gay. Enough with the guys playing barbie dress up already.
Second, there is always something better for my $20,000 than a cell phone. If I found myself with $20,000 I just had to waste, I'd give it to a bum, or buy another motorcycle, or just pay off some random persons credit card bill, whatever.
It's not an heirloom piece, it's not getting passed on to my kids kids, it's a friggin cellphone. It will be obsolete in 1 month, and probably useless in 1 year.
Explain to me again why I'd want to diamond encrust the tech equivalent of toilet paper?
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It's true though about the queers...not that there's anything wrong with it but why are heteros now concerned about shaving their body parts?
I don't know about anyone else but where I grew up, men shaved nothing but their faces. Alot of men in the U.S. are turning into metro/homo sexual types. Either that or they've always been queer and are just now opening the closet door.
In any case, why are homos trying to turn heteros into homos?
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Alot of men in the U.S. are turning into metro/homo sexual types.
Simple. It's trendy to be gay or appear to be gay. And frankly some guys do it to get close to girls.
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So do you mean to tell me that girls like gays? I know gays don't like girls because of competition but some still have sex with girls because some gay guys see themselves as uncontrollable sexual beings...
In any event that means that some girls are having sex with possible gay guys. These same girls may have sex with real hetero guys.
One of these hetero guys may be myself. This concerns me that I may get aids from hetero women.
I think I will become a lesbian...it's just safer.
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#16 to #15 not #1
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Haha. I sound SOOO gay!
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Whatever
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Diamonds
We exploit the poor in Africa and devastate the environment to get them out of the ground and for what?
They have extremely important uses in medical and scientific equipment in general.
But hey thank goodness for 'the market'. Instead we can flog them off for people to have to make their damn phones look pretty.
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Send some of them to Iraq
Put it on the Iraqi's bill.
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I bought one
Let me tell you, I get much more tail in my tent than I used to when I owned a bling bling dog....
I highly recomendo to geto this phono with bling blango !
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