Latest Wii Sport: The Class-Action Lawsuit Game
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In a completely unsurprising move, some lawyers have filed a class-action suit against Nintendo following widespread reports of overzealous gamers breaking the wrist straps on the console's controllers and injuring themselves in the process. Nintendo's already replacing the straps with heartier versions, so somehow the suit's claim that it wants "Nintendo to correct the defect in the Wii remote and to provide a refund to the purchaser or to replace the defective Wii remote with a Wii remote that functions as it is warranted and intended" seems a little off. Of course, these suits are never about the class they're supposedly representing, are they? What's next -- a class-action suit on behalf of out-of-shape people who get muscle pains and soreness after playing games using the motion-sensitive controller?Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Even Better!
Even better, how about a class action suit against Microsoft and Sony for making xboxen and ps3ers fat by not encouraging physical activity?
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umm...they are doing that themselves, right?
i bet nintendo did a limited study on how a user will handle the wiimote. from my understanding, very little motion is needed to determine movement. evenstill, moving faster/harder/longer doens't make you move faster/harder/longer in the game. they figured everyoen would be nice and calm, not trying to be the next mace windu or yoda by swing everything around.
nintendo should have thought of that, and made the controllers stronger to hold up to 10x the force produced by the uber movement.....ohwell
another reason why america is the "greattest nation in the universe"
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Oh come on...
"Nintendo to correct the defect in the Wii remote and to provide a refund to the purchaser or to replace the defective Wii remote with a Wii remote that functions as it is warranted and intended"
Don't be surpised if the document that this bit came from was written in anticipation of a lawsuit against Nintendo
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I have an idea...
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I have to say, I've gotten overzealous myself while trying to smack those pins in some wii bowling. But every time, the strap has come to save my ass (and my friend's TV). And since it happened twice in one session, I've learned to better control it (and not play so drunk). These people who are swinging it around so hard that it flies out of their hand and the strap snaps are OBVIOUSLY playing harder than they need to, and should sue their parents for both their natural and nurtured intellectual defects.
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i completely agree with you on that. note the use of wii remote and no mention of the strap... some overzealous lawyer probably figured that a motion sensing controller was bound to have problem due to the motion sensing, never realizing that nintendo is a god among video game companies and the motion sensor would work just dandy. it's overzealous american gamers that were the problem, and the straps just couldn't handle it. i know they've recalled the wiimotes in japan but does japan have an equivalent of wiihaveaproblem.com?
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We really should be able to sue stupid people for their untold damage on society.
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These people must be swinging these things around by the strap, that's the only way I could see these things breaking.
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Replace them with what?
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Straps
I hate stupid people.
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i'll bet there is a lawsuit before the end of the year with the required hyperbolic media headline for the Dateline expose, "Video games blinding our children...".
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Shoot (uh..i mean sue) the lawyers,
ok .. a little severe, but honsetly.. there would be fewer of these suits if the ones that got thrown out resulted in fines or penalties for the lawyers involved with starting it.
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That made my day.
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great idea
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Brilliant
Obviously, in a real game of tennis, you need that power to make the ball fly faster. In Wii, very small, quick motions do the trick. I second the motion in that I hate stupid people. I very rarely have to tell people to calm down when playing my Wii because they see how relaxed I am when I play. They see that I can win games with minimal physical effort.
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No one is surprised
This is what we get when we allow this philosophy to gain ground.
This is what we get when lawyers can get rich off of these types of lawsuits. Just like in a free market, if there's a market for something (meaning you can make a profit on something) then people will attempt to fill that need due to the fact that you can make a profit at it. Lawyers have seen that they can make money on class action lawsuits in the U.S. due to our inability to curtail this activity, and our liberal minded judges that would actually allow this crap to be heard at all.
It sucks, but it's always going to happen, it's going to get sillier (from spilling hot coffee on your crotch to suing for being fat because you ate too much fast food) and it's not going to stop until major changes are made in the minds of people.
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This Made My day
And I also agrre with it all. I've played my friends Wii, and the strap saved me, as well as his tv on quite a few occations. Idiots that get over-zealous with the wiimote deserve to get maimed.
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