Can A Moron In A Hurry Tell The Difference Between A Nude Model And A Car?
from the I-would-hope-so dept
An anonymous reader sends in word of yet another highly questionable trademark infringement lawsuit, as Toyota, makers of Lexus vehicles has filed a lawsuit against a nude model, who goes by the name Alexus Winston (link is probably NSFW, depending on your work environment). As the folks at Fleshbot note: "Lexus is a line of luxury automobiles put out by Toyota. Alexus Winston is a naked model." Anyone want to volunteer to be the moron in a hurry to prove that it's rather easy to tell the difference between the two?Thank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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Filed Under: alexus winston, lexus, moron in a hurry, nude models, trademark
Companies: toyota
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What's the hurry?
I'll need one of each model of Lexus automobile, and the lady in question.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks.
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HA!
Thank you, I'm here all week. Tip your waitress, and thank the chef.
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I am totally available for this task!!
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OH MAN
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One big similarity
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poke
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But back on story, will Toyota also sue "Lexus Locklear", http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0516911/
She can be seen in prize winning films, such as "Debbie Does Dallas '99" aka, "Debbie Does Dallas: The Next Generation".
And what about "Lexi Belle", will Toyota also go after her too?
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More for Toyota to Sue
http://alexussteakhouse.com/
http://web.mac.com/alexus309/AlexusSheppard/Welcome.ht ml
http://alexus.biz/
http://www.alexusconsulting.com/
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Hmph
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Nude model
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Wow.
Speechless. WTG Toyota. You've really outdown yourselves this time.
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You should take all those links
Either that or file a "friend of the court" brief to show that Lexus is using "Selective Enforcement" to make the woman change her stage name, and I do doubt it's her real name :)
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Judicial Scrutiny
Since, by definition, nudity implies she is "thong-less". It is therefore Ordered that the RIAA shall not be accepted as Plaintiff in this case, on grounds their claim would be valid only if she sang a "thong", which she did not.
Has she been checked by Alexis.com to ensure she does not have their Toolbar Tracker installed in her browser, which might be a copyright violation? By the way, the Court will need to make a further inquiry to identify the exact location of her browser. Bailiff, please escort the Defendant to Chambers immediately so that this examination may commence. Discovery could take an extraordinary amount of time, so this case is continued.
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Re: Judicial Scrutiny
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simple, yet brilliant
9/10
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moron in a hurry says:
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Well-built, stylish, holds her value well... OK, fine, I can see how Toyota could be confused ;-)
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Toyota should be careful
To be honest, as a comic book fan, I always wondered why Toyota put the Legion's logo at the end of some of their car commercials. ;)
Lexus logo:
http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/808440
Legion of Super-Heroes logo:
http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/images/covers/dc/dcu/loshv2_12.jpg
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I'm fairly busy but I guess I could volunteer
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Class-Action Lawsuit
Think of the defamation that can arise, and the damage to a person that can arise from a simple water-cooler comment like a guy taking his Lexus out for a "drive" and the listener relating that to a secretary in the same office!
Oh, the shame!
They need to rise up and defend their names!
(if for no other reason than to prove how stupid this all is...)
Then, take this to the Vancouver Olympic Committee (VanOC) and slap them in the face for the h*ll they're giving Vancouver, BC businesses for referring to "Olympic" or "2010" without paying royalties...
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THATS MY NAME
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