Proud, Bragging Spammer Alan Ralsky Pleads Guilty
from the about-time dept
Remember Alan Ralsky? He was the super proud spammer that way back in 2002 gave a defiant and proud interview with his hometown paper, the Detroit Free Press, where he showed off his home and other expensive purchases, all paid for with spam -- which he insisted was "the greatest business model in the world." So what happened? Well, the folks at Slashdot used the info in the article to figure out where he lived and started signing him up for a ton of snail mail marketing offers, overwhelming his actual mailbox. Rather than recognizing the irony, Ralsky flipped out. Apparently, it's only the greatest business model in the world when you're not on the receiving end.It definitely took a while, but the law finally caught up to Ralsky, and he learned that "the greatest business model in the world" is actually called fraud -- and it can put you in jail. The FBI started investigating Ralsky in 2005, but he wasn't actually indicted until 2008. And, the latest news is that he's agreed to plead guilty and could face both jailtime and fines for wire fraud, money laundering and violations of the CAN SPAM Act (wow, it does sometimes work!). Of course, since Ralsky's time, spammers have gone underground and overseas. The era of the great proud American spammer who courted the press seems to be over.
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10-15 years ago, spam was it. Everyone spammed. Every company, every individual, every fool. People would get AOL accounts just to go in and get lists of names to spam. It was hilarious - and evil.
The only spam you get now comes from botnets and offshore accounts, and they tend not to last long, they are involved in an insanely fast paced game of whack-a-mole.
The funny part? It looks like file traders / torrents will end up in the same few countries that still harbor spammers. What a nice collection of undesirables all in the same places.
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In the end, it's done like the for a reason, and it isn't about just being sneaky!
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And, by the way, it takes an enormous troll to take a post pointing out a bit of good news and turn it around into a totally unrelated topic just so they can whine about something.
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File sharing? Hmm. Open a torrent site in the US filled with "infringing" material, and see exactly how long you last. You will be buried under so much paper it will take you a week just to see the sun again.
So what happens? File sharing and spam end up in the few remaining places that don't show respect for others rights. Spam is a violation of my personal space, file trading is a violation of copyright laws in most every country. So the birds of a feather flock together, hiding in offshore spaces and hoping nobody knocks them off.
Serious, after TPB loses and has to move out of thier current location, where do you think they will go? I suspect hosting in China or maybe North Korea.
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A statement like that reflects a great ignorance about the two and the technical differences between them. A willingness to makes such statements in public while knowing so little about the subject shows even greater ignorance.
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Um, what the FUCK are you talking about?
"He was proud of pure and utter failure? Because I've never, ever, EVER seen any spam that could get me to look based on the email address and title.
He was totally and undeniably incompetent at what he bragged about, and if anyone with his same resources to be "the spam king" would have done a better job getting spam through filters and people to actually look at it. Even a monkey could have bone better."
Ummmm... obviously he was not an utter failure. SPAM relies on small percentages of complete morons who wind up falling for the bullshit. That's why they send out millions (billions?) of emails to get the small percentage.
And a gigantic fucking LOL at that dumbass. Got what he deserved. I say again: LOL
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Hey, Australia wasn't built in a day. :p
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He was totally and undeniably incompetent at what he bragged about, and if anyone with his same resources to be "the spam king" would have done a better job getting spam through filters and people to actually look at it. Even a monkey could have bone better.
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Spam/Junk Mail
I can kinda understand spam and junk e-mail, but why are unsolicited circular ads and retarded credit offers at all legal? The amount of paper/energy wasted in this manner must be astronomical. Not thinking very green, if you ask me. And the fact that my address is being bought and sold between companies with which I've had no contact? A shady business model to say the least. There should be an all-inclusive "do-not-mail list," similar to what they've enacted for telemarketers. I have signed up for one of those mail preference services, but I still feel you should be able to opt out completely. It's a waste of paper and space. I'm glad that guy's getting his, though-- spam is the absolute bane of modern civilization.
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I'm disgusted by the cost and waste of marketing this service to me based on one premise, that I must be getting TV from someone. I'm not, and have never had any TV at this address.
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Money laundering, wire fraud, etc.
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Yep. He just wasn't doing it right.
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You can have direct email contact with past and present customers or opted in customers, or you can email anyone exactly once. You cannot build a spam business by mailing people once.
Spam requires a truly unrelenting torrent of mail, millions of emails every hour of every day, repeating to the same addresses over and over again. The returns are small, but functional - but that type of mailing is no longer legal in the US.
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