Following Your GPS Over A Cliff Is No Excuse For Bad Driving

from the in-case-you-were-wondering... dept

Verve alerts us to the news that one of the many drivers who have been chronicled following their GPS over their own common sense has discovered that "following my GPS" is not an acceptable defense in court. In this case, the guy followed the GPS's commands down a "narrow cliffside path" until the car got stuck against a fence, overlooking a sharp drop. He's now been convicted of "driving without due care and attention." The prosecutor wasn't exactly kind, but apparently the following was convincing to the judges:
The path was not designed for motor vehicles yet Mr Jones slavishly continued to follow the satnav system to the point where his eyes and his brain must have been telling him otherwise to such a degree he was not exercising proper control of the vehicle
For his part, the guy admitted he was an "idiot," but said he was just following instructions:
I might have been an idiot for taking the wrong road or carrying on but I have not driven without due care or attention.
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  1. icon
    iNtrigued (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 8:02am

    That's too bad.

    If only it had been a really really high cliff... I sure hope he doesn't reproduce. Although, I do have some beach front property I'd like to sell him if he is interested. The funny thing is he would probably buy it if his GPS told him it was the right move. Some people get so dependent on technology that they just switch off their own brain. Well news flash, computers are only as useful & intelligent as their users.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. icon
    PopeHilarius (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 8:35am

    When questioned about its actions, the GPS system admitted it provided bad directions "for the lulz"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. icon
    R. Miles (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 8:38am

    Re: That's too bad.

    Well news flash, computers are only as useful & intelligent as their users.
    Uh oh.
    Enstein's quote about human stupidity just entered my mind.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. icon
    Ima Fish (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 8:48am

    I used to make fun of these people, but it happened to me. I was leaving Chicago back to Michigan. I got off the toll expressway to get some gas.

    When I was done, the GPS had me get back on the expressway to go back to Chicago. I realized it was odd, but despite the evidence in front of me, I also assumed the GPS was correct. That I needed to back-track in some way to get back on the toll road. It was wrong and I was an idiot. Well, most people already know about the latter.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. icon
    iNtrigued (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 8:54am

    Re: Re: That's too bad.

    Ah yes, the famous, "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

    That is practically my motto.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. icon
    iNtrigued (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 8:58am

    Re:

    Well that sucks... but this is relevant how?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. icon
    scarr (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:11am

    Carmageddon!

    (Someone might get that.)

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. icon
    HolaJohnny (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:24am

    The day of spam!

    Likes like we are the lucky winners of spam comments today...

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. icon
    Verve (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:26am

    Re: Re: That's too bad.

    Or my current favorite: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:42am

    My GPS gets into a funny mood at times and instead of making a left turn across a busy street it calculates that should drive to the US/Canada boarder (some 3.5 hours away) and make a U-turn there and come back.
    I work on computers enough to not trust them.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:49am

    It's actually a really good excuse.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:52am

    Re:

    For bad driving that is.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. icon
    Chronno S. Trigger (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:52am

    Re:

    Yeah, my GPS douse that to me every now and then. Then again, Google Maps, Mapquest, and Yahoo Maps do that to me as well. Looks like the only way to get it correct is to have been there already.

    At least you didn't drive off a cliff or onto railroad tracks.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. icon
    Sneeje (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:53am

    Re:

    I had a similar experience in Germany where we tried a detour off of the Autobahn and the GPS took us to less and less civilized roads and then finally tried to convince us to drive through a field and use a tractor tunnel to get to the other side of the Autobahn.

    We were doing something similar to you--actively questioning the GPS directions, but willing to let it take us a little further in the hopes that it would work itself out. Especially since we otherwise knew nothing about the local roads.

    However, I think (I hope) the difference is that most folks would keep a very clear understanding of the possible negative consequences of continuing and weighing that against the use of the GPS. For example, once the trade-off (GPS or our control) involved possible damage to us or the vehicle we bailed. There was a small cost to our time, but no other consequence.

    I would hope that if I was driving mountain roads, I'd be very skeptical of odd directions.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    hegemon13, 22 Sep 2009 @ 9:55am

    Re:

    Taking the wrong road is one thing, and that is understandable. It was a mistake in a area with which you were not thoroughly familiar. No big deal.

    This guy did not do that. He drove where there was not even a road. Or how about the guy that drove down the train tracks because his GPS told him to? There is a big difference between taking a wrong turn and driving where a vehicle is CLEARLY not meant to go. Despite your mistake, you are still free to laugh at these idiots.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Carmageddon, 22 Sep 2009 @ 10:03am

    It's a game

    I like to talk back to my GPS ... things go something like this... Turn Right in .2 miles ... I reply - you stupid hose-bag you're taking me around the block just to avoid a left turn across a busy street.

    Apparently the GPS is afraid of using the suicide lane.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Sep 2009 @ 10:13am

    Re: Re:

    It's just an outpouring of facts about some dude and I really haven't a clue what the spam bot wants us to feel about it.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    chuck nussman, 22 Sep 2009 @ 10:33am

    gps vs. common sense

    I just spilled a styrofoam cup of hot coffee in my lap. What should I do now? Oh, yeah, sue the fast food chain.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. icon
    iNtrigued (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 10:48am

    Re: Re:

    Allow me to start.

    uh-em...

    HAHAHahahaHAHAHahaha! What a moron!

    You know, they say having a good laugh everyday can do wonders for your health... So bring on the idiots!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 22 Sep 2009 @ 12:30pm

    Re: That's too bad.

    “Even good technology can't keep users from doing dumb things.”

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. identicon
    batch, 22 Sep 2009 @ 1:06pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    Don't read it! Its implanting subconscious triggers into your mind! One day, you'll get a phone call and be transformed into a spam bot yourself!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  22. icon
    Thomas (profile), 22 Sep 2009 @ 1:27pm

    New opportunity...

    for would-be murderers: reprogram your victim's GPS so it tells them to drive onto the railroad tracks, over a cliff, or down a boat ramp into a river.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  23. identicon
    hegemon13, 22 Sep 2009 @ 2:41pm

    Re: New opportunity...

    Already used in both CSI (reprogrammed it to guide the guy to a deserted dock, where he was shot), and in Untraceable ("They've hacked into the computer in my car!" LOL).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  24. identicon
    Rabbit80, 23 Sep 2009 @ 6:09am

    Am I the only one that checks the directions my GPS gives me BEFORE I set off? Surely these things are meant as an aid - to help remind you of where you are going - not co-drivers in themselves?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  25. icon
    Matthew Krum (profile), 23 Sep 2009 @ 7:26am

    Blade Runne

    I hope his car had Blade Runner type sounds to warn any pedestrians at the bottom of the cliff. :-)
    I wonder if he has one of those "God is My Co-Pilot" bumper stickers. Snoogins.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  26. icon
    Almost Anonymous (profile), 23 Sep 2009 @ 8:24am

    Re: gps vs. common sense

    A. The guy is not trying to sue the GPS company (although I wouldn't put it past someone to try it soon).

    B. I am so sick of FUD about that McDonalds case. Even basic investigation will show you that the manager of that franchise was clearly and willfully negligent, and all the lady orignally asked for was her medical bills paid.

    p.s. Guess what? Just putting the words "Beverage in container may be very hot." does not relieve you of responsibility if the beverage in the container is very VERY (in fact illegally) hot and then spills and burns someone. So that whole backlash response was idiotic.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  27. icon
    Almost Anonymous (profile), 23 Sep 2009 @ 8:25am

    Re: Blade Runne

    +1 for the Jay/Silent Bob reference.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  28. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 23 Sep 2009 @ 8:46am

    "doh"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  29. identicon
    Dave, 23 Sep 2009 @ 12:07pm

    Sat nav

    link to this | view in thread ]

  30. icon
    Brad (profile), 8 Oct 2009 @ 11:03am

    Dangerous

    It is dangerous to use the gps while driving. Esp. hitting buttons and trying to use it while driving. That's why there is a warning saying you agree the use it not while driving.

    link to this | view in thread ]


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