Patenting The Geophysical Center Of Europe?
from the this-is-a-joke,-right? dept
Bas Grasmayer points us to the claim that the Austrian town of Frauenkirchen has apparently tried to patent the fact that it represents the geographical midpoint of Europe. Apparently, there are a few nearby places that have also made claims to being the geophysical center of Europe, and someone decided to go that extra kilometer and try to patent it. Unfortunately, the details are really sparse. Wikipedia notes that it holds the Austrian patent AM 7738/2003, but navigating the Austrian patent website didn't work very well (um... language barrier...). The only source cited by Wikipedia is a speech from a few years ago, which mentions in passing thatThank you for reading this Techdirt post. With so many things competing for everyone’s attention these days, we really appreciate you giving us your time. We work hard every day to put quality content out there for our community.
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i misread the town name as frauenkirschen, or something to do with women and cherries.
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Aha! The town did. I got "woman's church" from the Google translation of the speech, but that's because it translated the town name. Ooops. Anyway, updated the article. Thanks!
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I've got that one as far as you're concerned.
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Icebox
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2007/02/22/iceboxtitle/
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If they get IP protection for this, even if a comet hit Germany and made Austria beach-front property (or if some ill conceived plan to beat Superman worked), the new actual center of Europe could not even claim their new found glory.
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Center of what?
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I owned and winter jacket years back ...
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formula patent?
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I have to wonder, too, if this isn't actually a regional designation issue, like only sparkling wine from the Chamgagne region of France can be called "champagne".
HM
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The Mother Goddess.
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If a bunch of different places start trying to make that claim I'd just walk into every town and ask them to prove it or it doesn't count.
This is simple a matter of people trying to use the law to preempt science ("If I hold the patent on being the center of Europe then even if plate shift and leave the center somewhere else I will still be the only one that can claim it!").
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Here's a retirement plan
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidereal_time
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patent
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Patenting Frauenkirchen location
To support this, the Austrian patent office knows nothing about an AM 7038/2003 patent, trademark, design patent, or any other form of IP.
Yes, it is a joke.
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patenting the town
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C'mon MIkey, get sober
Hangover is terrible and it does affect your little brain
I suggest switching to better brand of vodka or tequila or wehatever you drink before posting your moronic blog entries
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patent on geographic center of Europe
After a re-estimation of the boundaries of the continent of Europe in 1989, Jean-George Affholder, a scientist at the Institut Géographique National determined that the Geographic Centre of Europe is located at 54°54′N, 25°19′E. The method used for calculating this point was that of the centre of gravity of the geometrical figure of Europe. This point is located in Lithuania, specifically 26 kilometres north of its capital city, Vilnius, near the village of Purnuškės. A monument, composed by the sculptor Gediminas Jokūbonis and consisting of a column of white granite surmounted by a crown of stars, was erected at the location in 2004. An area of woods and fields surrounding the geographic centre point and including Lake Girija, Bernotai Hill, and an old burial ground, was set aside as a reserve in 1992. The State Tourism Department at the Ministry of Economy of Lithuania has classified the Geographic Centre monument and its reserve as a tourist attraction. 17 km away lies Europos Parkas,
Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographical_centre_of_Europe
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How does "patent" translate?
Is it possible that the Austrian language or legal system still contains some echo of this concept, which Google is translating as "patent" but which actually carries an English-language meaning closer to "affidavit?"
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The patent system is screwed up, but Wikipedia even more so
It's really just a trademark on the term "Center of Europe". This little "fact" about the patent has since been repeated a couple of times on the net. Thanks to your post, it will now live on forever. ;-)
I did some research to find out where it can be traced back: http://realmike.org/blog/2010/08/16/patenting-the-geophysical-center-of-europe/
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