A Lesson In Venn Diagrams... And Who Gets Paid To Touch Your Junk
from the deconstructing-a-joke dept
Recently on Reddit, a link to a "Venn diagram" about "people paid to touch your junk" got pretty popular (even though it was apparently a repeat post of one that didn't get nearly as popular. You can see it here:![](https://i.imgur.com/awSgf.png)
Well, that is unless you actually understand what a Venn diagram is supposed to show. Those people were somewhat horrified.
Rich Skrenta points us to an absolutely hilarious deconstruction of the problems with this graphic and how it's not actually an accurate Venn diagram at all written by Andrew Plotkin. As he notes, the overlapping parts of circles on a Venn diagram are supposed to include both sets. In other words, if those three original sets formed a Venn diagram like the one above, the real categorization would be as following:
![](https://i.imgur.com/Q0nSq.png)
As Plotkin then points out, what the original creator of the diagram meant for the diagram to show, is that all three of those professions are paid to touch your junk -- and thus a more accurate -- but not at all funny nor understandable, version of the Venn diagram would be the following:
![](https://i.imgur.com/P6TRF.png)
So, if you wanted to create a Venn diagram that actually makes the same point (sorta) and does it without being the mess above, what would you do? Well, Plotkin comes to the rescue again with the following:
![](https://i.imgur.com/75BBL.png)
They say that if you have to deconstruct a joke, you've probably ruined it, but if that joke contains a Venn diagram, and that Venn diagram is wrong, but still becomes popular with people claiming it's an accurate Venn diagram, suddenly that deconstruction can be a lot funnier than the original. Kudos to Plotkin for breaking it down...
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Actually....
The funniest part of this for me was a bunch of math whizzes taking affront to an innacurate venn diagram rather than just letting the innaccurate joke go by.
I don't know why that's funny to me, but it is....
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I have that problem when I watch movies that make unreasonable leaps, ruins them for me.
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I'm guessing they had more fun deconstructing the diagram than you did looking at the original..
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Whoops
Venn Diagrams cover sets of things, but a thing can be a "property of a thing" as well.
In other words, each circle doesn't have to refer to people.
For example, the three circles can each have elements that represent, respectively, "properties of prostitutes", "properties of doctors", and "properties of TSA agents".
And then we'd label these using short-hand: "prostitutes", "doctors", and "tsa agents" rather than using the more accurate longer text.
This is why most people will see the original diagram and understand what is being described, because in fact it is a correct association but with the figure labeled a bit tersely.
Also, the universe set (that name that appears on the lower right corner of the surrounding box) would more accurately be labeled "properties of people".
Note, by "properties" I mean "characteristics" or "features" and not "items owned". See definition 4 here http://www.thefreedictionary.com/property
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venn_diagram
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The third diagram is incorrect too
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Aha. Ok. I replaced it with the corrected image too...
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....WHAT!!!???!
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Damn it, Lobo, for the LAST TIME: just because you sit on a guy's lap and he smiles at you does NOT make him Santa....
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I met Santa during the summer while I was working at Circus Circus in Las Vegas.
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My mother tells me Santa is Catholic....so yes.
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He won the largest possible prize in 5 minutes flat and in less than a dozen steps from the game I was working had delighted a young lady by giving her the prize he'd won.
He was wearing slacks and a white button-down shirt; but there was no mistaking the guy.
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http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson821.html
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Santa doesn't exist.
Wikileaks
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> it out of proportion
You should really refrain from commenting on your personal life in a public forum.
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To see what I mean, replace "Doctors" with "Characteristics of Doctors" and repeat the replacement pattern for the other sets as well.
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Pink circle for Blue Gloves?
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Ha ha. Pink Swaztika. That's awesome....
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A much simpler way to correct the original diagram
Doctors -> Characteristics of Doctors
TSA Agents -> Characteristics of TSA Agents
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Re: A much simpler way to correct the original diagram
Make more per hour touching your junk than you make all day
Require very little training to touch your junk
Wear blue latex gloves while touching your junk
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Chemistry quibble to add to the fray
Blue gloves would most likely be nitrile rubber, not latex...
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Wrong again
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Then, Michael's comment will make sense since there is more than simply 1 item in each of the overlapping regions. Eg, another characteristic of all 3 professions is that they "are practiced by people who almost always have two arms and two legs", yet that characteristic is not represented.
Of course, we can fix that as well by replacing "X" with "Representative Characteristics of X".
[I think a similar disease to what led that other group to want to correct the first diagram explains why I keep posting this "correction of correction" over and over on this thread.]
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Expansion:
Don't some airports employ dogs to 'Touch Your Junk' should necessity arise?
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Clarification on Jose X
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Very Funny
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