Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
from the for-the-long-weekened dept
Close race this week, but coming out on top for "most insightful" was a comment from The Buzz Saw in response to Disney's Anthony Accardo whining that the tech industry hasn't propped up legacy businesses that are slow to adapt to a changing market. TBS points out that since Accardo is only focused on "protecting" rather than innovation, you would get results that simply piss people off (something the entertainment industry does all too often):Innovation to enforce copyright, eh?Coming in a close second is this excellent rant by Jeni in response to someone who tried to make the latest domain seizures an issue of "conservatives" vs. "liberals":
I'm curious. As a software engineer myself, exactly how is the tech community to come up with an algorithmic (excuse me... "innovative") mechanism to detect a license/copyright? For one thing, the "tech community" has been trying that for years. DRM anyone?
I make it a point to sell my talent, not my output. My output can be copied and reused eternally, and that is a desirable trait! My ability to create such useful output is obviously a scarce good, and I find myself able to sell it accordingly. :)
The reason the "tech community" (such a ridiculous generalization of a term) refuses to support Big Content in its endeavor to lock down content is that the end result would be a ridiculous sense of entitlement.
If Big Content had its way...
A TV would refuse to function, because it detects too many viewers.
A camera would not shoot, because it would sense a "no cameras" signal in the area.
An application would fail to launch, because the keyboard detected fingerprints other than those of the original licensee.
A Blu-ray would not start, because it senses you exceeded its viewing quota, and you need to go buy the movie again.
A song would not play, because the attached speakers are too awesome, and you are not licensed to hear so much bass.
A book would erase its words, because its GPS would detect that it is being read in a country where the book is not released yet.
Yeah, I am very comfortable over here NOT on your side, Big Content
Oh for the love of pete here we go ... With all due respect considered, I can't keep my lips zipped this time 'round but before I unload just please do note that I respect your right to feel that way and state as such; however, I will now take my right to express a resounding "BUT".Very happy this one got voted insightful. It's not about party politics, and anyone who tries to make it about party politics is selling something you don't want to buy.
Every discussion has someone who just HAS to start in on this crap i.e., "Conservative vs. Liberal", "Bush vs. Obummer" - when the heck are we going to LET IT GO and understand this is no longer about party politics?
All you accomplish when you start that rant is more division amongst what would otherwise be people who by and large agree on something far, FAR bigger than party politics - OUR COLLECTIVE FREEDOM.
Can we ever let go of all that petty nonsense and pull together to focus on the larger picture? The fact is, the current administration and the previous - one on each side of the "fence" - continue to trample on our freedoms. That should be the main concern. Personally, it's my opinion the current uber liberal/progressive admin is far, FAR worse but both are at fault.
IMHO, it has now come down to We, the People vs. Tyrannical Government, period. And tyranny is just another form of terrorism.
Off soapbox...
Moving on to editor's choice, I'm going with just one this week, from someone using the name Security Theater, in response to the claim from the Justice Department that all flights out of Texas might have to be cancelled if the TSA can't grope people, because ".... Unless or until such a stay were granted, TSA would likely be required to cancel any flight or series of flights for which it could not ensure the safety of passengers and crew." As ST points out, this is an impossible standard:
Wait ... wouldn't that imply that they have to cancel all flights immediately? They already cannot ensure the safety of passengers and crew, because all the TSA currently does is pretend they make flights more secure, while consuming lots of tax dollars.While the "insightful" side may have been a tight race, the winner for "funny" was no contest. In response to the post about how the ACLU and EFF are seeking to find out what companies rolled over and just handed info over to the government without alerting users in its investigation of Wikileaks, ts posited... and then disqualified one candidate:
Was it Sony?That probably does rule them out. Coming in second was PrometheeFeu, responding to the news that Adele's ex-boyfriend was demanding royalties for being the inspiration for all her songs about having a terrible boyfriend and their ensuing breakup. It's all about incentives, you see:
Oh wait, Sony doesn't give out customer info.. they just let people come in and take what they want.
But if the boyfriend isn't given his fair share, what incentive will he have to be a jerk to his girlfriends in the future? Do you really want women to be happy Mike? That's despicable of you.For editor's choice, I'll go with three funny ones (to make up for the only one extra insightful post -- it's a long weekend, might as well go out on more funny). First up, is Raphael's response to the Senate Judiciary Committee approving PROTECT IP:
This comment does not exist.Next up is an Anonymous Coward trying to answer my question about why Congress had to literally (physically) fly the PATRIOT Act extension to Europe for Obama to sign, rather than sending it digitally.
I think this bill is [content filtered for national security reasons]. I also think that [content filtered for trademark reasons] is [content filtered for possible defamation reasons] and [content filtered for possible defamation reasons].
Basically, what I mean is that if we don't [content filtered for national security reasons] we'll end up [content filtered for national security reasons] unless we immediately start [content filtered for national security reasons] with the services provided by [content filtered for copyright reasons]
But if they make a digital version than pirates can get it.And, finally, we've got Gwiz's response to the news that Roger Ebert's projectionist, whose name is James Bond, is annoyed by the requirements from Sony to get passwords to change lenses on new digital projectors. Gwiz thought that if you're going to go by the name James Bond, you should live up to the expectations set by your name:
Well, one would think that a projectionist named James Bond would already have the security clearance to open the projector. Or at least the skills to bypass them with a laser disguised as a pen and a watch with a super powerful magnet.Tomorrow's a holiday for those of us in the US, so things will be quiet around here... so go enjoy the (hopefully) nice weather outside for a bit.
But, then again, who wants to watch a movie that is shaken, not stirred?
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The comment that I liked most was to Jeni.
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and thanks to MM and the techdirt community (including the commenters) for doing such an excellent job contributing to this blog.
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I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs, no lyin' bitch, no hassle
Y'all are brutalizing' me
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his bitch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing me
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Response to: The Groove Tiger on May 29th, 2011 @ 11:30pm
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outside?
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Yeah, I am very comfortable over here NOT on your side, Big Content
It is a free country to to decline to watch big content. Your freedom does not include the right to take for free.
It sounds like you are a common thief, like Mike?
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Re: Yeah, I am very comfortable over here NOT on your side, Big Content
The problem is that you assume everyone in here is pirating whatever they can get their hands on, rather than pointing out the faults of a system that rewards certain industries for failing to adapt.
Saying that chasing down piracy is a waste of time and money IS NOT the same thing as saying piracy is cool and go do more of it, etc.
Yes, it's a free country... to a point. I don't have to watch Big Content. But whether or not I patronize Big Content, I still have to deal with the laws put in place solely to benefit Big Content.
Liking or not liking Big Content is no longer the issue. I may have zero interest in anything Big Content creates, but their legislative power affects me anyway.
Quick example: plenty of indie bands put their stuff up for download (for free, if you can believe it!) on torrents or at digital storage lockers. Big Content would like these shut down as they can't find any legitimate way to police them. ("Legitimate" is a fake term, meaning they haven't been able to twist the law into doing this... yet.) However, under the broad name of "infringement," they're working hard to get these blocked or shut down. Google already omits them from searches.
So, what happens when you have a site that hosts links to both "infringing" content and non-infringing content? Well, the government isn't going to sort that out. They'll just seize the domain. Now, I can't get to the legitimate stuff I wanted (temporarily, something else always takes it place -- another reason why this sort of action is short-sighted and moronic) because it got swept in with the "bad stuff."
I don't have to be a "thief" to be harmed by legislation and other anti-piracy actions. I get shit on with DRM even though I'm not stealing software. I get to pay a tariff on blank media even if I'm not ripping rented movies or downloading Big Content's products.
So, get over this "if you're against Big Content, you're a thief." It's a bullshit argument. People can still be for copyright laws but realize that 100+ years is way too long to keep something tied to one person and their heirs. Conversely, someone can argue for abolishing or reducing copyright length without being a "thief."
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Cyberlockers currently use the willful ignorance claim to defend how the majority of what they store is illegally obtained and anonymously used as an illegal distribution system.
Are you suggesting they not put in place some measures to allow identification of the people that use their (money-making) service for illegal purposes?
If so, best of luck with that argument.
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And that's bad for everyone because the money goes out of innovation and IN to litigation, where it's essentially wasted, in terms of evolving an industry.
When the industry crying for these laws cannot tell what is infringing and what isn't, then under what proven psychic ability can others do it? Ip-dip-dog-shit?
Cry me a river, and come back when you can sort that issue out.
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lol.
Please share your numerous examples of content pirates "going legal" and stifling the competition.
You people are so silly.
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Note: Youtube, Rapidshare and Veoh are, or have all, been sued for contributory infringement. ALL have been found not guilty, as those suing have either:
a) uploaded it themselves; or
b) have not been able to tell an authorised use from an unauthorised use.
If you're going to misrepresent me, as least make on logical grounds, rather than "WAAAGH! WAGGGH! YOU SO MAD!"
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That's exactly what I was saying, and yet you're trying to turn it into an argument against what I was saying?
And as for the rest of my response, Eejit already has it handled.
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I'm going to pipe in just to show exactly what those "identifications" are:
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Universal Music Group is concerned that users will load pirated songs into lockers. Average MP3 players house more than a thousand songs and UMG believes that many were unpaid for. They do not want to see the billions of songs that came from P2P system laundered (think drug money) in a cloud service and become legitimate.
For some time UMG has been demanding that online music retailers embed personal information in every song they sell. They call it UITS. iTunes has been inserting email addresses into every song while other retailers like Napster are using a unique receipt number.
Basically, if you don't have a receipt for YOUR music, the labels don't want you to be able to upload it. So they control Jamendo music or any other music out there. It's a revisit to the 1980s.
How about we live in the digital age of today?
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You may argue that people consume such content, but part of the reason why people consume such content is because the laws have artificially made it more difficult for permissively licensed content to be consumed and hence produced. With less competing content available and widely distributed, thanks to laws that artificially make it so, people will naturally be encouraged to consume more non-permissively licensed content. If it weren't for our intentionally broken legal system more and better alternative content will likely be produced and consumed, as the Internet has shown that better distribution opportunities do result in more and better content. The laws outside the Internet artificially restrict distribution and artificially and wrongfully places distribution power into the hands of monopolist gatekeepers, and that deters the consumption and production of more and better permissively licensed content.
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From the RIAA radar site.
"What if the RIAA Radar result is incorrect?
Since the album data is not ours, and the RIAA member listings are terribly inaccurate and erroneous, it is possible that the Radar may return incorrect results. We do not claim that the data or the Radar results to be 100% correct, but we use a lot of user information and double-checking to make sure the application is as accurate as it can be by itself. The application should be used to help your purchasing research, not be it."
It's not always easy for people to know what is and what isn't infringement and who holds copy protection privileges on what. Sites that dedicate so much effort into trying to approximate this with little guarantee wouldn't be necessary if this were so (and this site mostly just covers mainstream media, like RIAA et al media. Imagine how much harder it is to figure out if content made by Joe Blow is protected).
The point here is that the burden of knowing what is and what isn't infringement is placed on everyone else. It's placed on Google (ie: for us to search) it's placed on riaaradar, it's placed on those who want to use some content, it's placed on everyone except the copy protection holders. The argument "oh, but with Internet search these days and with all of these tools available to us, we have no excuses" really translates to "Everyone else can hold the burden of knowing what is and what isn't infringement. I don't want the law to place any burden on copy protection holders to help others know. That burden can be placed on search engines, websites, users, groups of users and people, all of these tools and the makers of these search and other technological tools, etc... but copy protection holders should not bear any burden whatsoever."
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Everyone knows people like you have terabytes of content that you are aware was obtained illegally.
You're too ashamed to just admit that you're greedy and a leech. So slimy and cowardly...
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Next time, come up with a decent response, not insults. It makes you look like a turd.
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Also, way to ad-hominem, brah.
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Wrong.
You assume this about anyone who disagrees with your arguments. Not pro-copyright = thief.
If that's all you've got, then save yourself the typing and just respond with "Thief." It does the same thing as your longer responses, which should leave you free to go waste those extra letters somewhere else.
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Post a link to scans of your receipts for all the content on your hard drive.
Post it right here:
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No? Too unreasonable? Of course you would say that. So why demand something that you are not willing to do yourself? Are you a raving flaming hypocrite? I think you are.
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