Iran Says 'Me Too' To The Space Race; Pledges To Launch A Monkey Into Space By The End Of The Summer
from the oddly,-there's-no-mention-of-'monkey-retrieval' dept
Iran, perhaps still power-tripping after its "we'll just build our own internet" announcement, has decided that the space race is its to win, despite having given other countries up to a 63-year headstart. Last year's successful launch of "stuff found in the yard" into space (namely, a rat, some turtles and some worms) has snowballed into a full-fledged plan for a manned space program, tenatively scheduled to being sometime in 2020, with a monkey making the trip, this summer.This newest simian recruit will join several other less-"manned" vehicles in orbit, including the Rassad-1 (Observation 1) satellite and four other satellites (still unnamed, although my money's on "Rassad 2-5") to be launched by 2012. The Rassad-1 has a 60-day life span (easily rivaling most major retail store return policies) and will be used to "photograph the planet and transmit images," albeit in a non-spying sort of way, according to the government-owned media.
If successful, Iran will join other world superpowers in launching rocket-powered, monkey-navigated vehicles across the metaphorical alkali flats of space, including the United States (1948), France (1967), the Soviet Union (1983 -- and the only country to use real live astronauts as test monkeys) and Argentina (1969 -- although its first attempt fell short of the international definition of space and was recorded as only "like my roommate 70% of the time -- really, really high").
Western powers have expressed concern that this belated space program is really just a ballistic missle plan in astronaut's clothing. However, Tehran has denied any such connection between their newest rocket plans and their older plans for cobbling together nuclear devices out of whatever plutonium anyone can throw their way. Various government spokespersons (ha! they're actually all male!) stated that further press releases would be issued via their proprietary internet as "classified internal memos."
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Wait, what ?!
I fail to understand why so many people/countries are willing to spend so much money to go into space, they cannot win...
Man, just look at all those MPAA/RIAA lawyers and/or chills : their logical fallacies is already a few galaxy away !
They already won the damn race ! Sorry Iran...
Can someone help them to get back down here now ? In my lifespan please ?
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We have to go into space. There are thousands of reasons, but, to me, the most important one is the fact that we(humans) will go extinct if anything happens to this planet, our sun, or solar system. It is a must that we spread our population across this solar system, and hopefully in time, across many more. We know our sun has about 4~ billion years before it tries to kill us. I hope humanity survives past then.
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I agree with you completely btw. The sad truth is that if WE were not so busy suing each other we would probably have the technology to do long distance space travel by now.
And sorry i was just trying to be funny, my bad... :'(
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And yes, a sue happy population is a very, very, very bad thing, for more reasons than just space travel.
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Meep! Meep!
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...and it goes on like this.
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Monkey?
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Most insightful response I've seen to this, lol
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Also: "race"? A little late?
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Been there....
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I didnt know....
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