Digital First Media Lawyer Orders Blogger To Take Down And 'Return' Memo Listing Names Of Staff Members To Be Fired

from the NOTHING-works-that-way,-especially-not-the-internet dept

When information, that is meant to be confidential, leaks, there's seldom any way to gracefully "recover" the wandering document(s). You can certainly ask those who've posted it to take it down, but it's highly unlikely you'll be able to do anything more than hope they'll acquiesce. You can, however, use this same, slim window of opportunity to make things worse, like Digital First Media's lawyer, David Barlow, did.

Jim Romenesko had someone leak him a copy of an internal email detailing upcoming staff cuts. The memo, which broke down employees into "cut," "keep" and "maybe" categories, was circulated to 15 other employees by Digital First's CTO, Bob Mason. One of those passed it on to Romenesko and he posted it at his website.


Although the cold impartiality of technology makes this seem unusually cruel, there's really nothing inherently worse about this method than any other way execs determine staff cuts. Usually, though, they don't have their internal decisions circulated widely via a journalistic enterprise. Romenesko spoke to another executive at Digital First who refused to confirm anything about the memo other than the fact that the leak caused a serious breach of the involved employees' privacy. This executive (Chief Executive John Patton) did not, however, comment on the issue of Mason circulating a cut list via email.

That could have been the end of that. A temporary embarrassment and a strong warning to people like Bob Mason to handle sensitive documents more carefully. Instead of dealing with the fallout of employees being prematurely notified of their employment status, DFM decided to let a lawyer handle it.

Romenesko received the following letter later in the day.


If you can't read it, it says:
Dear Mr. Romenesko,

This letter demands that you immediately remove from your website and return the information concerning possible proprietary and confidential employee matters misappropriated from Digital First Media. Nothing in this letter should be understood to confirm the accuracy of your publication.
DFM's lawyer can certainly ask for Romenesko to remove the posted information (but shouldn't really expect compliance) but he can't honestly expect him to "return" the posted document. The internet doesn't work that way. For that matter, this isn't even just a matter of confused Luddic thinking. Had Romenesko been in the old publication business (newspapers, magazines) and published the memo, it would have been just as ridiculous for the company to ask for the "return" of the document. It's already been published. Even if Romenesko had honored Barlow's request, cached versions and the Internet Archive would have preserved it, just as surely as every issued newspaper/magazine would have back in the pre-Internet days. In fact, the demand for the return of originals has become increasingly meaningless with every iteration of duplication technology. Using it now is just inordinately stupid, but delivering that phrase 30 or 40 years ago would have only been slightly less imbecilic.

It also must be noted that there are nicer ways to ask for compliance. The phrase, "it's easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar" exists for a reason. (Of course, you can't ignore this cynical rejoinder, delivered by the incomparable and much missed Phil Hartman in his role as newscaster Bill McNeal in Newsradio: "Only a hillbilly sits around and tries to figure out the best way to catch flies.") But again, there's only a small chance this request will be complied with. But adding a threatening tone almost universally guarantees that the request will be ignored, especially when it's clear the asking party has absolutely no legal recourse and is simply trying to bury something embarrassing.

All Barlow succeeded in doing is drawing more attention to Romenesko's original post and, in the process, highlighting upper management's absurd response to a situation it partially created. Sure, some employee likely violated a company policy on internal documents, but when lists of staff cuts are being passed around, the fear of losing one's job is greatly diminished and the urge to stick it to untouched upper levels of the organization chart -- especially if you're already on your way out the door -- is too irresistible to ignore.

It's time to accept the reality. You can't control the narrative, not anymore, or at least, not at the level you used to be able to. Running around closing barn doors using your lawyer just makes you look even more callous and self-interested than the original memo did.

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Filed Under: david barlow, jim romenesko, leaked documents, reporting, takedowns
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  1. identicon
    S. T. Stone, 30 Jun 2014 @ 3:19pm

    Something tells me companies will start holding Streisand Effect meetings in the near future so they can train employees to avoid these situations.

    Meetings which, for obvious reasons, management will avoid attending.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  2. icon
    That One Guy (profile), 30 Jun 2014 @ 3:34pm

    Re:

    I imagine the legal department would also take a pass on any such class/meeting, because if they're not allowed to make stupid, knee-jerk reactions like sending out ill-thought out letter like this, well, what else are they going to do to pass the time?

    link to this | view in thread ]

  3. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 3:48pm

    Re: Re:

    I know! Instead of a business having dedicated janitors, their corporate lawyers could double as janitors. That'd cut down on the "rack up billable hours via idiotic, brand-ruining legal action" problem, and the manual labor would build character (which they evidently lack).

    link to this | view in thread ]

  4. identicon
    Anonymous Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 3:57pm

    Solution

    He should go to his website, use CNTRL A to select all and CNTRL C to copy, then CNTRL V to paste it into an email addressed to the lawyer, cc'd to the company and the Internet with the comment that 'I tried CNTRL X on my website, but it didn't work, so here is the best I can do'.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  5. icon
    Kaemaril (profile), 30 Jun 2014 @ 4:31pm

    An appropriate response -

    "Dear Mr. Bralow,

    With regard to your recent demand, which we have carefully studied for the full five seconds it deserved, our response is as follows:

    No.

    Regards,

    Mr. Romenesko"

    link to this | view in thread ]

  6. icon
    orbitalinsertion (profile), 30 Jun 2014 @ 4:31pm

    ...return the information... Nothing in this letter should be understood to confirm the accuracy of your publication.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  7. icon
    dave blevins (profile), 30 Jun 2014 @ 4:37pm

    Re: Streisand Effect education ...

    ... should be a required 1st year course for lawyers -- would be lost on pointy-haired managers, maybe lawyers too.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  8. icon
    orbitalinsertion (profile), 30 Jun 2014 @ 4:38pm

    let's try that again

    ...return the information... Nothing in this letter should be understood to confirm the accuracy of your publication.


    How can one return to a putative owner a document which does not contain information produced by them?

    No, officer, those aren't my drugs. But I'd sure like them back.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  9. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 4:40pm

    Just think, I had no knowledge of this till it showed up here. The only reason it showed up here was to illustrate in the most baring of methods possible that there are still people... supposedly intelligent people... that have no clue and aren't likely to buy one.

    Know I and boat loads of others, who had no connection and no reasonable reason to know do.

    Not exactly what I would term smart when it would seem the effort was to bury the knowledge.

    I would suggest the Digital First's problem in not making money is the inability to understand it's base market. It is ably demonstrated by this little tidbit showing it doesn't know how to hire lawyers of caliber.

    So keeping all the executives while firing those that produce again leads to a continual downgrade in income.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  10. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 6:17pm

    link to this | view in thread ]

  11. identicon
    Tim A, 30 Jun 2014 @ 6:37pm

    To: David S. Barlow
    From: Jim Romenesko

    Body: See attached

    P.S. LOL

    link to this | view in thread ]

  12. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 7:06pm

    Legal fiction?

    This "return the files" thing has appeared so often that I'm starting to wonder if it's not some sort of legal fiction.

    If you view "return the files" as a legal fiction, it makes a bit of sense (as much sense as any legal fiction can make, at least): it would mean "keep no copies of the files".

    (Then you wonder why using some bizarre legal fiction instead of plainly saying "destroy all copies". Lawyers...)

    link to this | view in thread ]

  13. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 7:14pm

    sounds as if this lawyer could apply to be on the Supreme Court bench. they're as thick as fuck when it comes to anything internet related (or so is the impression they give) when making stupid rulings like the Aereo one!

    link to this | view in thread ]

  14. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 8:00pm

    Re: Solution

    Perhaps having everyone who has read the list return a copy to the company lawyers via email.

    link to this | view in thread ]

  15. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 8:27pm

    Re:

    I believe the traditional response to such letters is "We invite you to consider the response given in the UK case Arkell v Pressdram, which we believe is substantially relevant."

    link to this | view in thread ]

  16. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jun 2014 @ 8:40pm

    They tell us ignorance is repairable, but stupidity isn't. It appears that Mr. Bralow (?) - (either this guy can't spell his own name, or he has a weird one - sorry, that's on the letterhead, so it's just weird) is NOT ignorant - gotta have some knowledge to pass the Bar. That said, he definitely falls into the Luddite class, with absolutely no inkling of how the internet, or probably any technology, works (probably struggles with his cellphone). How this guy became an attorney for a technology company is beyond me.

    Free Clue: Once posted on the Internet, it's long gone and irretrievable.

    Look up Streisand Effect (thanks, Mike), then think about what you're doing. Even if you are being a good lawyer (is there such a thing?) and following your client's orders, YOU are the guy on the front line, not them, and YOU are the guy that those orders make look like an idiot. You are supposed to be advising your client AGAINST such measures, not encouraging them. Wake up! If it's a case of "Do it or get fired", maybe the client isn't worth it.
    .

    link to this | view in thread ]

  17. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jul 2014 @ 4:24am

    Maybe I shouldn't be butting in here, but you can catch the most flies with dead squirrels.

    Yours truly,
    Woody Boyd

    link to this | view in thread ]

  18. identicon
    TestPilotDummy, 1 Jul 2014 @ 6:34am

    digital first who?

    are they the BASE of the propaganda?
    I got no Idea who they are. Like bands I never heard...

    so..

    (just askin)

    link to this | view in thread ]

  19. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Jul 2014 @ 7:37am

    Re: Re: Re:

    +1 for insightful

    link to this | view in thread ]

  20. identicon
    Baron von Robber, 1 Jul 2014 @ 8:05am

    We need to email our copies to Mr. Barlow right away

    1st email: I'm returning my copy, see attached.
    2nd email: Dang it, still on my system, here's this copy. see attached.
    3rd email: Wow, I STILL have a copy on my computer. see attached.
    .
    .
    .
    nth

    link to this | view in thread ]

  21. icon
    ethorad (profile), 1 Jul 2014 @ 8:38am

    Re: We need to email our copies to Mr. Barlow right away

    Don't forget to include your copies of the earlier emails from your sent items folder!

    Talk about asking for a DOS attack ...

    link to this | view in thread ]


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