EU Thinks It Has Jurisdiction Over The Global Internet: Says Right To Be Forgotten Should Be Global

from the because-of-course dept

Back in May, of course, a troubling ruling by the EU Court of Justice said that search engines had to disappear links on searches for certain people's names if that information was somehow no longer relevant. This, of course, kicked off a "right to be forgotten" craze in Europe, where thousands of people sought to have embarrassing stories about them removed from Google's results on their names. In July, we noted that EU regulators were suggesting that this "right to be forgotten" should apply globally, rather than just in Europe, as Google had currently implemented it. Google pushed back on this idea, but apparently without success. Last week, the EU's data protection officials released new "guidelines" [pdf] that argue the right to be forgotten should apply globally.

Specifically, it argues that if a person's privacy rights are violated by having results show up in search engines in Europe, then those same rights are violated if they show up in any non-EU search results as well (all emphasis in the original):
The [data protection working group] considers that in order to give full effect to the data subject’s rights as defined in the Court’s ruling, de-listing decisions must be implemented in such a way that they guarantee the effective and complete protection of data subjects’ rights and that EU law cannot be circumvented. In that sense, limiting de-listing to EU domains on the grounds that users tend to access search engines via their national domains cannot be considered a sufficient means to satisfactorily guarantee the rights of data subjects according to the ruling. In practice, this means that in any case de-listing should also be effective on all relevant .com domains.

Under EU law, everyone has a right to data protection.
The key line here is not actually bolded in the original. It's the "this means that in any case de-listing should also be effective on all relevant .com domains." Basically, if it can be reached from Europe, it has to be blocked. Or, in even shorter form, "EU regulations apply around the globe online." That's a really, really, bad idea. Because now how will the EU respond to other countries pushing their own silly censorship efforts globally? Russia can claim that anything about homosexuality must be blocked globally. China can argue that anything about Tibet or government corruption can be blocked globally. And how will the EU respond?

This is so troubling that even folks who actually support the original ruling are speaking out about how troubling these new guidelines are. Even GigaOm's David Meyer, who regularly has supported the right to be forgotten (which he argues is an unfair description of "the right to be de-linked"), says that this is bad:
I can understand Falque-Pierrotin’s logic, but even I — someone who finds value in the concept of the right to be de-linked — think this is an awful decision.

It’s part of a worrying trend, taking place around the world, for local or regional internet-related rules to apply everywhere. Again, it is understandable why regulators want to do this – the internet is a global medium, and it’s near-impossible to geographically limit effective regulation – but the result is layers of overlapping jurisdictions.
Even if Europeans believe strongly in this right-to-be-forgotten idea, they should be, as Meyers is, troubled by the idea that an EU ruling can impact the global internet. And yes, as Meyers points out, the US is often guilty of pretending that its laws apply to the global internet as well, and that should be equally troubling.
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  • identicon
    Michael, 1 Dec 2014 @ 5:56am

    Under EU law, everyone has a right to data protection.

    Fantastic.

    Under China Law, everyone has no rights to anything not deemed acceptable by the government. So, as far as applying your laws to non-EU citizens, I have the same response that I have for China trying to apply their laws to the entire world:

    STFU you pedantic asshats. If you want to f*** up the internet for your people, go ahead, but leave mine alone.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      Bergman (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 1:43pm

      Re:

      Under US law, Holocaust-deniers and Neo-Nazis have just as much right to freedom of speech as anyone else -- whereas in Germany, such things are actually crimes.

      If a sovereign nation can issue global orders to a multinational corporation, then someone ought to sue Google in a US court for blocking Nazi content in Germany, and get a court order compelling them to unblock it.

      The EU can hardly complain when their own precedent is applied, can they?

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Tom, 1 Dec 2014 @ 2:07pm

        Re: Re:

        Hardly their precedent. For years we've suffered the BS that is some redneck judge in a piss-ant court in some backwater of the US making global judgements. Reap what you sew.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      btr1701 (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 2:40pm

      Re: Regs

      This sort of hyper-regulation will just lead to Google and other American search engine companies abandoning all physical presence Europe altogether. Any company that has no physical presence there can basically tell the European Union to screw off with all this nonsense, which will leave the EU with no remedy other than blocking those domains from access within Europe. And when millions of EU citizens are suddenly cut off from things like Gmail and Google Docs, which they've come to rely on for both their business and personal affairs, the EU commissioners can enjoy the monumental backlash it generates.

      And if the big companies like Google are too entrenched in Europe at this point to abandon their physical facilities, a new space will open up in the search engine business market for one that isn't physically located in Europe and subject to these laws. If I knew that such a search engine was out there and its results weren't purposely skewed and censored, I'd certainly use it over Google, which I would know is giving me back less than complete and accurate results.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • icon
        John Fenderson (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 3:05pm

        Re: Re: Regs

        "And if the big companies like Google are too entrenched in Europe at this point to abandon their physical facilities, a new space will open up in the search engine business market"

        This is what I'm waiting for. Google has already degraded their search a LOT in an effort to comply with governmental desires. Just a little bit more and a competitor that doesn't come from a major corporation because feasible.

        Remember, when Google first entered on the scene, the conventional wisdom was that it didn't have a chance because Yahoo, Lycos, and AltaVista had the market locked up. A couple of years later, everyone forgot about anything that wasn't Google. The fortunes of these companies can turn completely in no time at all.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:17pm

      EU law cannot be circumvented.

      "...EU law cannot be circumvented."

      Well, it's obvious that when someone chooses to live somewhere other than the EU it's just a transparent attempt to circumvent EU law. This circumvention cannot be allowed to stand! What good is the rule of law if it can be so easily circumvented? I've heard there are now even whole countries trying to use this loophole!

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:01am

    Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

    It is interesting that they are so hung up on the right to be forgotten but they only expect Google to remove the "link" to the offending material and not actually remove the material from the source site.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      jupiterkansas (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:29am

      Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

      For some screwy reason, they don't think of censoring links as censorship.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • icon
        That One Guy (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 2:07pm

        Re: Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

        Does anyone engaged in censorship ever think of it as such? Usually they try and justify it as 'Protecting [group not in need of protecting]', I imagine it would be fairly rare for them to actually admit that yeah, their actions are most certainly censorship.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • icon
          tqk (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 4:59pm

          Re: Re: Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

          Usually they try and justify it as 'Protecting [group not in need of protecting]', I imagine it would be fairly rare for them to actually admit that yeah, their actions are most certainly censorship.

          The PRC probably say they're protecting the Chinese people, when they're really protecting the regime. They don't need to be honest about what they're doing, just spin it that way.

          link to this | view in chronology ]

          • icon
            John Fenderson (profile), 2 Dec 2014 @ 12:18pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

            "The PRC probably say they're protecting the Chinese people, when they're really protecting the regime"

            Probably. This is precisely the same as every other government does, too.

            link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:53pm

        Re: Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

        "For some screwy reason, they don't think of censoring links as censorship."

        It's only censorship when someone else does it.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      Beta (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:39am

      Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

      Telling thousands or millions of sites to remove offending material would be a lot of work, and most of those sites don't have much money to confiscate.

      They'd rather milk one cow than a million mice.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • icon
        John Fenderson (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 10:32am

        Re: Re: Attacking the symptoms, not looking for a cure

        "They'd rather milk one cow than a million mice."

        That's obvious. It's just too bad that they think that convenience is more important than doing the right thing.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:02am

    Dear EU,

    Something, something, jurisdiction.

    Look, if you want to make policy in other nations you need to do so within the laws of that nation. AFAIK, non European nations have not agreed to, nor joined the EU - so piss off.

    I realize that corporations are attempting an end run on this concept but that has not yet been successful and hopefully never is.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:06am

      Re:

      Someone should specifically start a U.S. based only search engine and web directory that specifically only lists those that have been forgotten from EU search engines. Lets see the EU try to enforce its policies against a nuclear armed superpower.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

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    Machin Shin (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:03am

    Blackout

    Is it just me that thinks this would be a prime time for Google to make a point? If they changed their homepage in Europe to a page explaining what is happening, also stating the effects. I bet they would only need to do so for maybe one day. Quite possibly only a few hours.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      Blackfiredragon13 (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:12am

      Re: Blackout

      Agreed. Want to start taking bets on how long it'll take before the EU realizes how badly they screwed up?

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        spodula, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:45am

        Re: Re: Blackout

        I Wouldn't hold your breath for that. This is the same organization that brought in EU-wide regulations on the Straightness of bananas, despite LOTS of people pointing out how stupid that is.

        The Average EU Bureaucrat thinks "Screwed up" only applies to other people. If there are problems, its just people interpreting the regulations wrongly. (The interpretation varying between was happens to be politically wise at the moment)

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • identicon
          Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:08am

          Re: Re: Re: Blackout

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromyth

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commission_Regulation_(EC)_No_2257 /94

          I think the name of the first URL says it all without having to visit the link, but there are lots of silly things reported about the various EU legislation.

          Many of the rules regarding produce are to reduce waste at the consumer or retail level. For example, there are some problems with selling "misshapen" vegetables, so they often go unsold by the retailer. There are also some concerns about maximizing shipping efficiency.

          link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Michael, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:25am

      Re: Blackout

      Think about what you are saying:

      The UK people are going to read something, care enough to contact their representatives, their representatives are going to care about the people they represent, these representatives will have enough power to enact change, and they will make a meaningful change that will not f*** things up further.

      It may be easier to just hope REALLY REALLY hard that this fixes itself.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      techflaws (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:49am

      Re: Blackout

      They did so (very late in the game) with the German "Leistungsschutzrecht" and got chastised immediately by everybody and their mom about daring to use their site to start a campaign. Immediately the usual suspects claimed they were abusing their dominant position in the market.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

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        Machin Shin (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:06am

        Re: Re: Blackout

        Yes, a move like that would cause backlash against Google, but at times I think because of their dominant position in the market they have a responsibility to protect the internet.

        I also think that them not making a firm stand will hurt them more in the future. If they make a stand they will get some angry politicians yelling, politicians who will likely be sightly afraid of doing much. If they keep rolling over to demands like these though then Google will loose its user base.

        Reading these stories just makes me more and more interested in projects like Yacy. Peer-to-Peer search that cannot be tampered with at the whims of Governments. All it will take is one project like that to get real traction and Google would quickly loose dominance as search provider.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • icon
          techflaws (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:49am

          Re: Re: Re: Blackout

          I've been wondering from day one why they haven't been fighting back harder and now it sadly looks like it's going to cost them. Problem is, for too long they trusted German politicians to show some common sense and the fact that these politicians will still be screwed over by the media despite having made sure they got their precious Leistungsschutzecht is only a cold comfort.

          link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:14am

        Re: Re: Blackout

        Google's position is market based, they earned their position. No one screams about the mainstream media and their abuse of their monopolized position and their position is unjustly government granted. Yet the mainstream media had a long history of posting pro-IP propaganda while censoring all of the law buying that went on behind the scenes to get all sorts of bad laws passed (ie: taxi cab medallions, etc...).

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • identicon
          Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:21am

          Re: Re: Re: Blackout

          In fact the mainstream media's failure to adequately cover important issues like this is a failure to meet their responsibility and an abuse of their monopolized position.

          link to this | view in chronology ]

          • icon
            techflaws (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:41am

            Re: Re: Re: Re: Blackout

            Correct. The media's illogical and fact-challenged lobbying for the Leistungsschutzrecht has been an eye-opener to many people wondering what else has been kept from them. Still, the Leistungsschutzrecht came through and the medias campaign against Google is in full swing.

            link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      tqk (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:03am

      Re: Blackout

      If they changed their homepage in Europe to a page explaining what is happening, also stating the effects.

      Google should change the results page to say EU insisted they forget the following results (not providing links to them), then list the EU based search engines which would provide them.

      Augment that with links to the asshats who demanded such perversity, and their contact pages.

      Said EU asshats should just stop listening to EU celebs, politicians, bureaucrats, & etc. They're no-nothing whiners who should do less alcohol fueled foolishness, not complain when people remember the silly things they've done.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      Bergman (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 1:45pm

      Re: Blackout

      Odds are the EU would classify that as blackmail or terrorism.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    Chris Meadows (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:06am

    Another way Europe thinks it can legislate the global Internet...

    Have you heard about the new VAT MOSS regs, which state that everyone who sells to an EU consumer, even if they're located outside the EU, is required to collect and remit the proper VAT from the consumers, as well as hold onto two non-contradictory sources of information concerning customer location for each order, for ten years? What's more, in order to do that and comply with EU privacy regs, their business servers have to be located in the EU.

    Ridiculous. And unenforceable, unless the operator of such a business should decide to visit the EU somewhere down the road.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      jackn2, 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:52am

      Re: Another way Europe thinks it can legislate the global Internet...

      only when you reach 100,000 eu annually. Otherwise, you are exempt for collection and retention.

      This figure is from my memory and from a few years ago. Maybe it has changed?

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • icon
        Chris Meadows (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 12:40pm

        Re: Re: Another way Europe thinks it can legislate the global Internet...

        It's specifically being removed as of the start of next year. That's the problem.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • identicon
          jackn2, 1 Dec 2014 @ 1:28pm

          Re: Re: Re: Another way Europe thinks it can legislate the global Internet...

          That is interesting. and going to be difficult. If I was still selling there, I would stop. The eu citizens don't like to be told by a foreigner they have to pay the tax.

          link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      Bergman (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 1:48pm

      Re: Another way Europe thinks it can legislate the global Internet...

      Wait, did the EU just effectively impose a trade embargo on themselves?!?

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      John, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:13pm

      Re: Another way Europe thinks it can legislate the global Internet...

      Chris, tax collection can be enforced because of some of the tax treaties that have been signed.

      I know when I lived in the US (as an Aussie) the tax treaties allowed me to pay my taxes in the US system and avoid paying tax back in Oz. Without the treaty, it was explained that I might be liable to pay income tax in both jurisdictions.

      If the US and EU have signed a treaty regarding tax cooperation, then the VAT collection may be valid and the EU could be able to force collection through the US courts.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    Jeff Green (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:06am

    As I understand it this is not a court decision (as yet anyway) merely a bureaucrat's idea of what should be done. The original decision isn't a ood one, but isn't actually anything like as bad as originally painted, in fact if implemented correctly it would merely substitute one imbalance for another. This new ruling on the other hand is incontrovertibly bad, not only China and North Korea have terrible laws that could close the Internet, US anti-gambling laws, Islamic anti-drinking, Ugandan or Russian anti-homosexual and many more.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      John Fenderson (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:44am

      Re:

      "but isn't actually anything like as bad as originally painted, in fact if implemented correctly it would merely substitute one imbalance for another."

      So far anyway, it's totally as bad as originally painted. And you say "merely substitute one imbalance for another" as if that's benign. I don't think that it is (and the original imbalance wasn't as bad as the new imbalance.)

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Mora, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:11am

    This is the point...

    This is the point where I think Google should actually consider splitting off the search engine into a separate company, headquartered conveniently in some tax heaven then let it run massive losses.

    Not only they would then give a giant middle finger to German newspapers, but also blackhole all the "right to be forgotten" demands, due to "insufficient manpower".

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:44am

      Re: This is the point...

      That's what the EU legislators want actually. And it's not what Google's users want. If the search engine is split from the other services, then users have to start paying for the other services or Google has to use some other, likely more overt method of getting revenue.

      Google is able to provide its users with free services because of the search and advertising revenue.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Michael, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:14am

    What is the largest search engine actually based in the EU? Can we flood them with requests for forget all kinds of crazy things until they have to shut down?

    Perhaps using the whole de-link rules to crush a few EU companies would make them start thinking a little harder about this.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    DannyB (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:32am

    Everyone should have this right

    Think about how wonderful the world would be.

    You should have the right to be forgotten whenever someone submits the proper notification to Google that you should be forgotten.

    Google should have a simple machine callable API so that automated programs from the RIAA / MPAA can submit "right to be forgotten" requests without human intervention.

    Sites suspected of piracy could be forgotten.
    Embarrassing stories about copyright maximalists infringing others' copyrights could be forgotten.
    Stories of bumbling clown circus copyright trolls could be forgotten.
    Stories which suggest wrong thinking, or modes of thinking contrary to established political policy could be forgotten.
    Unfavorable stories about Internet Service Providers and Mobile Wireless Network operators could be forgotten.

    Such a tool would make the world a wonderful place. :-)

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 11:26am

      Re: Everyone should have this right

      I think you're being sarcastic. It's actually much simpler than that: the internet should be free from obvious mistakes.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Andrew D. Todd, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:34am

    Geographic Split

    Well, the obvious solution is that Google splits into two companies, one in the United States, and one in Europe. The American company gets the Google-dot-com name, and the European company gets Google-dot-eu, Google-dot-de, Google-dot-fr, etc., probably including Google-dot-uk. Google-dot-ch is a different matter. Switzerland maintains its own sovereignty against the EU, cooperating only on a case-by-case basis, and there is no reason that the American company should not have a Swiss subsidiary, and place sufficient servers in Switzerland to supply all of Europe. Switzerland has made money by not enforcing other countries' laws for a long time, notably in banking, and I doubt if they are going to stop now. Both companies would start off with a full copy of the common data, and would cooperate with each other to the extent that their legal regimes permitted. I imagine that most of Google' employees in Europe are advertising salespeople, and they can surely be spun off on an agency basis.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    techflaws (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:50am

    You're welcome.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

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    Groaker (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:57am

    Once again, parts of Europe believe it has the power to censor truth for the entire world.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      spod, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:48am

      Re:

      Makes a change from the US. and more importantly, the US Corporations.

      Of course, its wrong in both instances.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:58am

    Decisions, decisions.....

    claim "right to be forgotten" from the source website
    or
    make the claim against each and every search engine and subdomain?

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 6:58am

    The ultimate solution!

    They can "cut the cord" at it's borders and do whatever in it's own little fiefdom if it pleases. We will be relieved of their constant whining about stupid shit they don't like. We could also do the same and achieve the same effect or Google could delist the entire EU, leaving control of access to the Net externally entirely in their control. The EU has wasted far to much time contemplating their navel, deeming it a thing of beauty and power, which causes delusions of world wide power and control. Just STFU you whiny little brats and go sit in corner until you grow up and act like an adult or take control and isolate yourselves. You get get one of two choices, control OR partake in the global community. Choose one, the NET doesn't care!

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:08am

    Team Europe, World Police.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:17am

    Can we maybe request to be forgotten by the NSA and GCHQ, and any other government affiliated body/contractor.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    steve, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:39am

    A reasonable compromise might be to filter output based on geolocation rather than by what domain was contacted.

    If internet content were filtered according to a "least common denominator" of all countries' laws, would there be anything left online?

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:29am

      Re:

      Cat pictures.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

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      Craig Welch (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:31am

      Re: Geolocation

      Very few courts have taken the matter of geo-location very seriously. One that did was a French County Court against the defendant Yahoo! Inc. [1] In that case the Court heard evidence that estimated the certainty of being able to identify a browser location. Perhaps 70% of users could realistically be located with a reasonable degree of accuracy.

      One example of a common glaring error was those users who used the American AOL as a service provider, where the geo-location software pinpointed them as physically being in Virginia, USA.

      1. League Against Racism and Antisemitism (LICRA), French Union of Jewish Students, v Yahoo! Inc. (USA), Yahoo France, Tribunal de Grande Instance de Paris (The County Court of Paris), Interim Court Order, 20 November, 2000

      link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      wagthedog (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 11:58am

      Re: Would there be anything left online?

      There would be cats.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Pragmatic, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:40am

    Monkey see, monkey do. Right, DOJ?

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Mary Ann Ludwig, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:59am

    Right to be forgotten

    So, would this mean that any negative story about a politician (especially a Democrat), whether that politician is currently in office or is just thinking about running, would need to be censored? What about historical figures? How about Hollywood folk? Would any embarrassing stories need to be "forgotten"? (That would pretty much kill any entertainment news...) What if you were trying to find out everything you could about a person that was a part of a prominent news story? This makes no sense at all. Most "private" individuals might feel that the truly embarrassing story about the Thanksgiving dinner boo boo from ten years ago ought to be deleted. After all, the arrest record was later expunged. (It could be argued that they should never have put those photos on their Facebook page if they were going to be pissy about it later.) But all public figures and historical events are fair game.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:01am

    Dear EU:

    Stop trying to help us.

    Sincerely, the Public.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:51am

      Re:

      Dear the Public,

      Stuff it. We're thinking only of ourselves and our corporate masters.

      Sincerly,
      EU Rulers

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:27am

    Why don't we just remove the E.U. from accessing the internet¿ Let's see how they get when we've forgotten them.

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  • icon
    limbodog (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:44am

    I think Google should do as it did in Germany

    If you submit a "right to be forgotten" demand, then Google should forget you entirely, not just cherry pick that negative article. Searches based on your name should say "[Name] has been removed from all searches to satisfy a right to be forgotten demand"

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:51am

    you cant critisise countries for having no civil rights, freed om and privacy, then start doing the same as them. these countries will expect to have the same opportunities to censor etc outside of their borders as the EU is expecting to have. it wont work and although they are trying to get the exact same thing, the USA will be the first to protest and put barriers up!

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:58am

    "...China can argue that anything about Tibet or government corruption can be blocked globally. And how will the EU respond?"

    DAT European search engine every one uses...

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    Craig Welch (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:11am

    Bad EU! This would never happen in the USA.

    Oops.

    Advocate-General of Minnesota: “Persons outside of Minnesota who transmit information via the internet knowing that information will be disseminated in Minnesota are subject to jurisdiction in Minnesota courts for violations of state criminal and civil laws”.

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      btr1701 (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 2:54pm

      Re:

      > Oops.

      > Advocate-General of Minnesota: "Persons outside
      > of Minnesota who transmit information via the
      > internet knowing that information will be disseminated
      > in Minnesota are subject to jurisdiction in Minnesota
      > courts for violations of state criminal and civil laws".

      Oops, indeed. Minnesota can pass such a law, but it has no authority under our federalist system of government to enforce it, or to bind citizens in other states or countries to whatever spews forth from its legislature. I don't live in Minnesota, I didn't vote for the people passing laws there, and I'm not subject to their jurisdiction.

      Merely putting a website up on the internet doesn't subject me to any jurisdiction other than the state where I'm actually located and the federal government.

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:05pm

        Re: Re:

        "I don't live in Minnesota ... blah blah blah."

        Look up "extradition".

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          Anonymous Coward, 2 Dec 2014 @ 2:17pm

          Re: Re: Re:

          > Look up extradition.

          Don't need to. Extradition is only available in my state for crimes committed *in* the requesting state's jurisdiction. I could easily defeat any extradition request from Minnesota by simply showing that I was not in Minnesota on the date and time when the alleged crime was committed.

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          • identicon
            Anonymous Coward, 2 Dec 2014 @ 7:37pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re:

            "...I was not in Minnesota on the date and time when the alleged crime was committed."

            That would be up to the court to decide ... in Minnesota.

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              btr1701 (profile), 3 Dec 2014 @ 9:50am

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

              > That would be up to the court to decide ...
              > in Minnesota.

              No, it wouldn't. You don't really have any idea how extradition works, do you?

              Any attempt at extradition would require a judicial hearing in *my* state first, and all I would have to do is show the judge in *my* state that I was not in Minnesota on the date and time when the alleged crime was committed, and extradition would be denied to Minnesota.

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  • identicon
    I Haz the Tubes, 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:14am

    Forgeting the internet

    I have to say I liked the internet better when it came on CD, that way I could uninstall it whenever I wanted

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:49am

    Under EU law, everyone has a right to data protection.
    Basically, if it can be reached from Europe, it has to be blocked.
    That quote doesn't say only European citizens have this right, or that it's OK for users outside Europe to see these results. Does it say that somewhere else, or is it worse than you're claiming?

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:54am

    That quote doesn't say only European citizens have this right, or that it's OK for users outside Europe to see these results. Does it say that somewhere else, or is it worse than you're claiming?

    There isn't much they can do about people o/s the eu seeing the results, even if they want to.

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    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 12:21pm

      Re:

      There isn't much they can do about people o/s the eu seeing the results, even if they want to.
      That's not really true. Remember that companies like Microsoft and Google are officially based in Ireland, and move much of their money through the Netherlands, for tax reasons. European court cases can therefore cause them a lot of trouble.

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    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:55am

    The arrogance of the E.U. Someone needs to remind the E.U. that their laws only exist within the E.U. Their laws do not apply to other countries nor do they apply to websites operating in other countries.

    Last I checked, the E.U. is not a global world government body. Only the E.U. would be so arrogant to think it actually was.

    This is why I do not respond to any 'right to be forgotten' requests involving my website.

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      btr1701 (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 2:59pm

      Re:

      > Last I checked, the E.U. is not a global world
      > government body. Only the E.U. would be so arrogant
      > to think it actually was.

      No, the American government has a long and rich history of believing its laws apply everywhere in the universe as well. One only has to look no further than the Kim Dotcom case to see that. Even when American laws conflict with the actual laws of a foreign country, American authorities have insisted that the country ignore its own laws in favor American laws and turn its citizens over to the U.S. for prosecution.

      The EU is just taking the American example and embracing the suck.

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        Uriel-238 (profile), 2 Dec 2014 @ 10:50pm

        The EU was a last bastion of hope for some of us Americans

        When our government decided to arbitrarily attack and then force extradition of Kim Dotcom from New Zealand, meanwhile arbitrarily shutting down a cyberlocker, unlawfully seizing data that belonged to countless third parties and arbitrarily deleting some of it, I realized US DoJ had done such an injustice to the integrity of the cyberlocker industry as a whole, and cloud computing as a practice, that would need to pay dearly as recompense to the damage it has done to the world economy.

        Since then, the internal corruption and perversion-of-purpose of the US DoJ has continued to reveal itself, and I'd come to the conclusion that it is a lost cause until destroyed and re-established again anew.

        I had hoped the EU would be more sensible when it came to trying to regulate the internet (e.g. don't. You will not succeed) until its own censorship and IP-related troubles started surfacing.

        Now I can't help but think that any institution that thinks it's big enough to control the internet can't help itself but try to reshape it into its own image.

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    Beta (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 10:09am

    "The [data protection working group] considers that... de-listing decisions must be implemented in such a way... that EU law cannot be circumvented."

    No matter how many times I read this, I can't make any sense out of it. These "data protection officials" don't seem to know the first thing about law or computers, and their whole philosophy seems to be "do what we meant and don't bother us about details". Is that a hiring requirement at the CJEU?

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    ECA (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 10:17am

    Interesting

    Is it funny that politicians are the MAIN ones trying to do this, for themselves?

    YOU really have to wonder about this idea. HOW are the cops going to TRACK people if they arent shown on the net?
    Right to be forgotten, on Youtube, MSN, Yahoo, EXCITE, G+, FACEBOOK,...,..., every newspaper..
    HOW can you be invisible..

    All this is going to do, is give people a way to HIDE.
    Like being an idiot at a party, at the beach, getting Drunk, beating your wife, your KIDS being stupid..

    This all started over a Politician and a news paper..and google having it linked.

    NOW think about that..A LINK to another site would be illegal..
    HOW many sites, can give you LINKS to videos, music, and Other GRAY area's..
    Anyone wish to turn off, LINKING for a day?
    Every search engine would go DOWN.
    Every Ref. link would go down.
    Every News aggregator would GO DOWN.
    Every link in TD would go down..
    AND in the BASIC structure..DNS is a Link program.

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    Uriel-238 (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 12:39pm

    The internet won't bow down to its new insect overlords.

    I assume this right-to-be-forgotten notion is from corporations and important figures who would rather their embarrassing pasts would disappear, less so individuals who had only proximal association with some scandal who'd rather not be associated with it, yes?

    If so, then this just looks like a bunch of control-freaky bigs being a control freak about how they cannot control the internet.

    You know, doesn't forgive, doesn't forget, doesn't rules, doesn't legion, etc.

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    Craig Welch (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 1:48pm

    "I assume this right-to-be-forgotten notion is from corporations and important figures who would rather their embarrassing pasts would disappear, less so individuals who had only proximal association with some scandal who'd rather not be associated with it, yes?"

    No.

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      Uriel-238 (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 10:13pm

      Just "No."

      You seem to know.

      Let us see a breakdown then: who wants the right to be forgotten.

      And while we're at it: who wants the right to remember?

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      • icon
        Craig Welch (profile), 4 Dec 2014 @ 4:08pm

        Re: Just "No."

        Keep in mind that the court case against Google came about by way of an individual who wanted a minor financial black mark to become invisible.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 3:54pm

    Let's let European corporations (and their pet politicians) have the two things they really want: an EU-US trade agreement that includes ISDS, and a ton of laws regulating Google. In that order.

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  • identicon
    AnonCow, 1 Dec 2014 @ 5:20pm

    How does David Meyer possibly justify censorship on a regional scale, but object to it on a global scale?

    Would he be ok with censorship at the city level, but not at the state level?

    Someone please explain.

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  • identicon
    Whoever, 1 Dec 2014 @ 7:18pm

    Use GEO IP location

    Google already does this. They just have to extend it to the search results. If the IP address is located in the EU, even if the user is using google.com, remove the "offending" links.

    It's not that difficult and it doesn't have to affect the rest of the world.

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    • icon
      That One Guy (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:01pm

      Re: Use GEO IP location

      And overnight the most searched for terms on Google become 'VPN' and 'Proxie'.

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    • icon
      tqk (profile), 1 Dec 2014 @ 9:09pm

      Re: Use GEO IP location

      If the IP address is located in the EU, even if the user is using google.com, remove the "offending" links.

      Sure they can. This isn't what the EU wants. Re-read the title of this story. They insist they have a right to re-write your reality wherever you are.

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      Craig Welch (profile), 2 Dec 2014 @ 1:25pm

      Re: Use GEO IP location

      Sigh. I'll post it again.

      Very few courts have taken the matter of geo-location very seriously. One that did was a French County Court against the defendant Yahoo! Inc. [1] In that case the Court heard evidence that estimated the certainty of being able to identify a browser location. Perhaps 70% of users could realistically be located with a reasonable degree of accuracy.

      One example of a common glaring error was those users who used the American AOL as a service provider, where the geo-location software pinpointed them as physically being in Virginia, USA.

      1. League Against Racism and Antisemitism (LICRA), French Union of Jewish Students, v Yahoo! Inc. (USA), Yahoo France, Tribunal de Grande Instance de Paris (The County Court of Paris), Interim Court Order, 20 November, 2000

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 1 Dec 2014 @ 8:06pm

    Funny they are only about the 60th country to decide this

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    Vikarti Anatra (profile), 2 Dec 2014 @ 9:06am

    >Russia can claim that anything about homosexuality must be blocked globally.
    it's even worse.
    github was recently blocked in Russia again...
    reason? several public repositories contains old joke file about methods of suicide ... so it should be blocked worldwide until they comply with RosComNadzor's demands and remove it

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    Dave Cortright (profile), 3 Dec 2014 @ 7:25am

    If the EU is serious, then they should start blocking .com

    @btr1701 hit the nail on the head. If the EU regulators are truly serious about this, they should STFU and start blocking access to .com and all other sites not under their control that won't kowtow to their censorship.

    Even better: I'd love to see Google go ahead and do it for them. Put up a big banner on .com for all EU visitors: "Sorry, but your stupid government thinks your lives are better off without Google products. If you disagree, click here to send them a message." I would love to see their email servers melt down from all that traffic.

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  • identicon
    Zonker, 3 Dec 2014 @ 12:06pm

    EU, your claimed right to be forgotten is violating my actual right to remember. This is not about data protection as the data you seek to protect is already public information, not private.

    Shall we all be forced to forget Napoleon's failure at Waterloo? Shall we forget the treason, exile, and debauchery of John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester? Or how about Guy Fawkes? Shall we forget his treason and never remember the fifth of November?

    How much history will you lose when no one is allowed to remember what is already known?

    link to this | view in chronology ]


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