Irish Businessman Denis O'Brien Sues Parliament, Sends Legal Threat To Satirical Newspaper

from the and-we'll-cover-all-of-it dept

Remember Denis O'Brien? He's apparently an Irish media bigwig that we'd never heard of until earlier this year when he received a ridiculous injunction barring the media from reporting on a speech given in the Irish Parliament by a member, Catherine Murphy, in which she outlined some questionable loans that were given by the Irish Bank Resolution Corporation to O'Brien. Here was the crux of that speech:
We are now aware, for example, that the former CEO of IBRC made verbal agreements with Denis O'Brien to allow him to extend the terms of his already expired loans. We also know that the verbal agreement was never escalated to the credit committee for approval. I am led to believe and would welcome clarification by the Minister that the rates applicable to the extension were extremely favourable. I understand that Mr. O'Brien was enjoying a rate of approximately 1.25% when IBRC could, and arguably should, have been charging 7.5%. Given that we are talking about outstanding sums of upwards of €500 million, the interest rate applied is not an insignificant issue for the public interest. We also know that Denis O'Brien felt confident enough in his dealings with IBRC that he could write to Kieran Wallace, the special liquidator, to demand that the same favourable terms extended to him by way of a verbal agreement be continued. We now have Kieran Wallace, who has been appointed by the Government to conduct the IBRC review, joining with IBRC and Denis O'Brien in the High Court to seek to injunct the information I have outlined from coming into the public domain. Surely, that alone represents a conflict.

In documents released to me under freedom of information, the Minister, his officials, the Central Bank and even the troika acknowledge that IBRC - the former Anglo Irish Bank - is no ordinary bank and that there is a significant public interest as the bank was fully nationalised and was in wind-down mode. They all accept that this is the people's money we are dealing with and that there can be no dispute regarding the public interest in this.
And then, just a few days ago, O'Brien sued an entire committee of the Parliament (called the Dáil) after the committee decided that Murphy did not abuse her parliamentary privilege in making that speech.

But, that's not all that is keeping O'Brien's lawyers busy. He also had them send a ridiculous takedown letter to a satirical publication, called Waterford Whispers News. That entire publication is satirical, in the nature of the Onion, but apparently O'Brien is too thin-skinned to handle that and his lawyers went ballistic. From the letter:
On your website you published an article entitled "Denis O'Brien receives 20 year jail sentence for mobile phone licence bribe in parallel universe". This has also been posted on your Facebook and Twitter pages.

The article claims that in a "parallel universe", which "operates the same as the one lived in Ireland today, only the Director of Public Prosecutions more stridently pursues white collar crime", our client has been found guilty of making two payments to Michael Lowry in connection with the award of the State's second mobile phone licence to Esat Digifone and that the "Moriarty Tribunal found [him] guilty" of bribery. The article features a photo-shopped picture of our client, super-imposed on the body of what appears to be notorious criminal John Gilligan, being led away in handcuffs by a member of the prison service.

The reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham. The clear meaning and innuendo of this article is that our client is a criminal who has managed to evade prosecution to date. This is a malicious and deliberate defamation of the most serious kind.
I have to admit the line "the reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham" may be one of the funniest lines I've seen in a bullshit cease-and-desist threat letter in a long time. It doesn't seem like a sham at all. After all, O'Brien has not yet been convicted or sentenced, and thus it would have to be in a parallel universe.

Either way, the threat "worked" in that Waterford Whisper News did, in fact, remove the article, but its Editor in Chief, Colm Williamson, posted the threat letter instead, getting all of this a hell of a lot more attention. The site also posted an "apology" to John Gilligan for using his photo in that way:
ON Wednesday the 5th of August 2015 WWN published a mock photo using the body of notorious criminal John Gilligan. This was an error. It is the intention of the WWN editorial team to offer its sincere apologies for any offence caused to Mr. Gilligan for this mistake.

To associate him with another individual and any widely circulated public utterances relating to that individual must have been an unpleasant experience for Mr. Gilligan, and we deeply regret this.
That "apology" goes on to discuss reporter Veronica Guerin who was threatened by Galligan and eventually murdered for writing about Irish criminal gang members. It isn't difficult to get the point that Wateford Whisper News is making with the following:
Guerin, in her profession as a journalist, suffered greatly in the face of Ireland’s draconian libel laws in the 1990s as lawyers repeatedly warned her of impending libel suits were she to publish accusations against criminals.

Deeming it in the public interest to learn of Dublin’s crime epidemic, Guerin was left with little choice but to directly confront notorious gangland figures for comments relating to allegations against them.

Had she not done so her stories could be prevented from making it to print as criminals could make use of libel laws to suppress the freedom of the press.

WWN is thankful that some 19 years later such tasking, restrictive and wile measures are not taken by individuals to suppress free speech in Ireland.
Either way, when you're at the point in which you have lawyers threatening people making jokes about you, you've gone off the deep end, far away from the pool of "rational thought." But, of course, as a side benefit, the ridiculous ham-fisted efforts of O'Brien's lawyers at Meagher Solicitors is now getting much more attention to the original story -- and leading many more people to learn about the kinds of things Denis O'Brien really, really wishes no one would talk about (and I won't even get into the fact that the "signature" on the legal threat letter is of the name of the firm, rather than any individual there).
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  • icon
    ysth (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:02am

    not only funny, but self-contradictory

    "the reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham" implies "the reference" is plural, which is only true if you accept that it exists in multiple parallel universes.

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    Mason Wheeler (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:20am

    I have to admit the line "the reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham" may be one of the funniest lines I've seen in a bullshit cease-and-desist threat letter in a long time. It doesn't seem like a sham at all. After all, O'Brien has not yet been convicted or sentenced, and thus it would have to be in a parallel universe.

    I dunno. The letter is absolutely correct, to a point. It has a "clear meaning and innuendo" that is (or should be) obvious to everyone who reads it, exactly as the letter states, that O'Brien is a criminal who's managed to evade prosecution. It is malicious and deliberate, and it's hard to claim otherwise with a straight face.

    Calling it defamation, though... that's tricky. It's only defamation if it's not true, afterall.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • identicon
      Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:25am

      Response to: Mason Wheeler on Aug 7th, 2015 @ 11:20am

      >>> Calling it defamation, though... that's tricky. It's only defamation if it's not true, afterall.

      You're probably trying to apply American law to the rigid inherited and caste system in the UK. On the real law books there, it's still not a crime for the titled persons to murder serfs, have to pay only money fine at most. Serfs aren't permitted to criticize persons...

      link to this | view in chronology ]

      • identicon
        Francois, 7 Aug 2015 @ 1:13pm

        Re: Response to: Mason Wheeler on Aug 7th, 2015 @ 11:20am

        Ireland is not in the UK.

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        • icon
          Roger Strong (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 1:30pm

          Re: Re: Response to: Mason Wheeler on Aug 7th, 2015 @ 11:20am

          Iraq is not in Afghanistan. Didn't matter. 'Murica!

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      • identicon
        Jason, 7 Aug 2015 @ 3:36pm

        Re: Response to: Mason Wheeler on Aug 7th, 2015 @ 11:20am

        Wrong country. This is taking place in Ireland. UK is an entirely separate country

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      Nop (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:40am

      Re:

      UK libel law is very different to American libel law. In the UK, truth is not an absolute defence.

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 12:11pm

        Re: Re:

        That's nice. And what does UK law have have to do with something happening in Ireland?

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        Roger Strong (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 12:32pm

        Re: Re:

        Nor is it an absolute defense in the US. Against libel, sure. In theory. But like an absolutely 100% bulletproof jacket, nothing stops the shooter from raising or lowering the gun and shooting you elsewhere.

        If the true fact you publish violates someone's privacy, you could be successfully sued for "public disclosure of private facts."

        If the fact you publish is true but nevertheless misleading, you could be successfully sued under "false light" laws.

        There are also still laws on the books in some US states, left over from pre-colonial days, protecting public officials from being attacked with, er, facts.

        And of course the truth won't protect you at all against vexatious litigation. As Ken White at Popehat wrote last week:
        The first event resulted from her job: she wrote posts about how Brett Kimberlin, the sociopathic "Speedway Bomber," was reinventing himself in certain circles as an activist. That earned her a place on the list of Kimberlin's enemies — people subjected to repeated, frequent, frivolous litigation. I've written about his campaign before, from his bogus defamation cases to his fantastical RICO claims to his attempts to make mentioning him a crime. Kimberlin has repeatedly sued Mandy Nagy. As Mark Steyn says of political cases, the process is the punishment: Kimberlin's goal is to inflict ruinous cost, stress, and distraction, whatever the eventual outcome of any given case.

        In the US as in Ireland, the real defense for the satirical newspaper is in "buying ink by the barrel."

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:22am

    The fanboys should have a picnic with this one! Entertain me, kids!

    I await scintillating wit, though the lack of it will please me equally, because I arrange my expectations here so that always win no matter what you do.

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    Conor, 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:23am

    They're not done yet!

    Broadsheet.ie has also gotten a letter from his legal team.
    http://www.broadsheet.ie/2015/08/07/everyone-must-get-sued/

    They were also the only website to publish Catherine Murphy's speech while DOB was throwing his weight around.

    link to this | view in chronology ]

    • icon
      Paul Alan Levy (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 6:24pm

      Re: They're not done yet!

      I should think that O'Brien has but a meagher defense for making these threats.

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:24am

    Removing the article but posting the threat letter? Colm's being a meanie to O'Brien.

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      Mason Wheeler (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:33am

      Re:

      ...I see what you did there. :D

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      • identicon
        Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:42am

        Re: Re:

        I'd go miles out of my way for the opportunity to tell a horrible joke.

        link to this | view in chronology ]

        • icon
          Mason Wheeler (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:56am

          Re: Re: Re:

          Do your worst! I will stand defiant in the face of all your puns!

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          • identicon
            Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 12:21pm

            Re: Re: Re: Re:

            Do not dare engage me in punnery. You may have never fallen in the past, but today I will surely make it so.

            link to this | view in chronology ]

            • icon
              Mason Wheeler (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 1:20pm

              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

              Have at you! I am truly an enterprising punster, and my sharp wit shall inflict all manner of trials and tribbleations upon you!

              link to this | view in chronology ]

              • identicon
                Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 1:56pm

                Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

                I admire gall, but yours is too much. In the end, I shall put a check in the win column, and will not morn as you are forced to check off a loss.

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              • identicon
                Anonymous Coward, 8 Aug 2015 @ 11:08am

                Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

                I suspect you've tired of these hollow pursuits.

                Q: will you yield?
                Don't be a tosser: you lose, 'K? I win.

                AC and MW, on the ocean.

                link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 11:38am

    I have to admit the line "the reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham" may be one of the funniest lines I've seen in a bullshit cease-and-desist threat letter in a long time.

    "I have to admit the line "the reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham" may be one of the funniest lines I've seen in a bullshit cease-and-desist threat letter in a long time."

    I know, right? And people whine about lawyers not having a sense of humor. :)

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 7 Aug 2015 @ 12:05pm

    Satirical...

    ...had them send a ridiculous takedown letter to a satirical publication...in the nature of the Onion...

    Sooooo...

    ...will the legal response be satirical as well?

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    Vidiot (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 12:12pm

    A grand Irish tradition

    Waterford Whispers reminds me of my favorite satirical Irish (non-)news site, The Donegal Dollop . And, lo and behold, as I scanned it just now, I found what might be a response to Denis O'Brien... or maybe just to "Brien O'Denis":

    http://www.donegaldollop.com/2015/08/brien-odenis-wins-nations-favourite-asshole-award-2015 /

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • icon
    Spaceman Spiff (profile), 7 Aug 2015 @ 2:07pm

    O'Brien and Associates

    O'Brien and Associates, Criminals At Large
    You Don't Want to Mess With Us!

    Need help breaking a leg, or holding someone for ransom? Call us!

    Want to mug someone and have plausible deniability? Go no further! "No officer, he was drinking with us all last night!"...

    Yes, if you need to break the law, come to O'Brien and Associates!

    link to this | view in chronology ]

  • identicon
    Lawrence D’Oliveiro, 7 Aug 2015 @ 8:35pm

    “The reference to a 'parallel universe' are a sham. ”

    Ladies and gentlement, we have a new candidate Internet inside-joke to baffle people with, as a successor to “All your base are belong to us”.

    link to this | view in chronology ]


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