Oh, don’t worry about rape and incest in Texas. Or at least rape. The governor says they’re going to just stamp it out. They’re going to put an end to rape and then it will no longer be a problem.
Just as a disclaimer, I am not advocating shooting somebody on your lawn, I’m not urging anybody to shoot somebody on your lawn, and I don’t intend to shoot anybody on my lawn if I ever move to Texas. Unless, you know, they need shooting. But I think that’s the legal standard there.
Why would the estate get compensation for the Asaa statue if they earn nothing from their own? All I know is Disney better get ready. Just wait until the estate finds out about this:
Now that the seller of the land has been identified, I guess the next step is for the police to seize the property. After all, it was going to be purchased with money the police have already determined was illegally obtained. Sleep well, Oklahoma.
I remember when I took the bar, one of the moderators stood up and told the room that they were looking for “minimal competence.” That really took the pressure off because I figured, “hell, I’m minimally competent.”
Unfortunately, it looks like ExamSoft can’t even meet that standard.
Look, clearly net neutrality is a horrible thing that should not be allowed. I mean, just look at all the dead people who submitted comments against it, trying to save us from beyond the grave.
I think the last paragraph highlights something that can sometimes be overlooked — the attorneys drafting this response aren’t necessarily die-hard advocates for the positions they’re asserting. They’re paid government functionaries paid to represent the state, which may have positions completely at odds with what the attorneys believe as private individuals. Sometimes I’d like to think the ludicrous arguments raised in these pleadings are the author’s underground rebellion - if you’re being paid to advocate for something stupid, might as well go all in and make it too dumb for any court to go with.
Yeah, but is there a specific lawsuit that says you can’t handcuff a Hispanic guy’s hands so tightly that he loses a hand? I mean, because if not, how was Deputy Goebbels suppose to know he was violating Loyola’s rights?
On the post: GoDaddy Reignites Debate Over Infrastructure Layer Moderation By Banning Texas Anti-Abortion Snitch Site
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Oh, don’t worry about rape and incest in Texas. Or at least rape. The governor says they’re going to just stamp it out. They’re going to put an end to rape and then it will no longer be a problem.
On the post: GoDaddy Reignites Debate Over Infrastructure Layer Moderation By Banning Texas Anti-Abortion Snitch Site
Ars Technica is reporting that Epik doesn’t want anything to do with them.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/09/even-epik-says-the-texas-abortion-whistleblower-site-vi olates-its-rules/
On the post: Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, And A Bunch Of Other Trump-Loving Lawyers Hit With Sanctions In Michigan
All this time we thought Powell was saying she was going to release the Kraken but it turns out what she was saying was “release the crackhead.”
On the post: Texas Legislature Says You Can't Teach About Racism In Schools, But Social Media Sites Must Host Holocaust Denialism
Re: Re: Re: Nope
Just as a disclaimer, I am not advocating shooting somebody on your lawn, I’m not urging anybody to shoot somebody on your lawn, and I don’t intend to shoot anybody on my lawn if I ever move to Texas. Unless, you know, they need shooting. But I think that’s the legal standard there.
On the post: Texas Legislature Says You Can't Teach About Racism In Schools, But Social Media Sites Must Host Holocaust Denialism
Re: Re: Nope
Yeah, but I’m pretty sure in Texas you’re also allowed to shoot anybody on your lawn if you get the urge.
On the post: Edvard Eriksen Estate Goes After Another Danish City For Having A Mermaid Statue
Why would the estate get compensation for the Asaa statue if they earn nothing from their own? All I know is Disney better get ready. Just wait until the estate finds out about this:
https://disneyparks.disney.go.com/blog/2012/09/disneys-art-of-animation-resort-celebrates-comp letion/
On the post: Devin Nunes' Deposition Goes Off The Rails, As He Keeps Suing (And Actually Gets A Minor Victory In One Suit)
Re: 'I'm Nunes, the law doesn't apply to me!'
I wonder if Biss will call Nunes in to testify to the Court that its protective order is an unconstitutional violation of the First Amendment.
On the post: Devin Nunes' Deposition Goes Off The Rails, As He Keeps Suing (And Actually Gets A Minor Victory In One Suit)
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In almost the same breath that the witness whined about opposing counsel “threatening” to take objection to the presiding judge.
On the post: Yes, Actually, The 1st Amendment Does Mean That Twitter Can Kick You Off Its Platform, Wall Street Journal
Re: WTF?
And now we see why the bar exam people are only looking for minimal competence.
On the post: Everyone Being Dumb About IP: McDonald's No Longer Offering Dope Custom PS5 Controllers In Australia
Next week. “McDonald’s is happy to announce that you can get a free XBox controller during Stream Week.”
On the post: Oklahoma Deputies Steal $141,500 From Men Trying To Buy Land, Manage To Make $10,000 Of It Disappear
Now that the seller of the land has been identified, I guess the next step is for the police to seize the property. After all, it was going to be purchased with money the police have already determined was illegally obtained. Sleep well, Oklahoma.
On the post: It's Time We Talk About Getting Rid Of The Bar Exam. And Here's Why.
I remember when I took the bar, one of the moderators stood up and told the room that they were looking for “minimal competence.” That really took the pressure off because I figured, “hell, I’m minimally competent.”
Unfortunately, it looks like ExamSoft can’t even meet that standard.
On the post: Exec That Tried To Send Critical Reporters A Dead Pig Blames 'The Drinking Culture At eBay'
🎶“Can we forget about the pig I sent when I was drunk,
I didn’t mean to mail you that . . .”🎶
On the post: Streisand Effect Still Works: Vancouver Roofing Company Hit With Negative Reviews After Suing Over A Negative Review
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Narrator: He was wrong. A SLAPP is a lawsuit.
On the post: Techdirt Has Been Released From A Gag Order Regarding A Federal Investigation Into A Silly Comment
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Post silly comments, get visited by three Federal Marshals.
On the post: Axios Parrots A Lot Of Dumb, Debunked Nonsense About Net Neutrality
Re: Re:
Only if Eric tried to stop T-Bird and his gang with an online comment.
On the post: Axios Parrots A Lot Of Dumb, Debunked Nonsense About Net Neutrality
Look, clearly net neutrality is a horrible thing that should not be allowed. I mean, just look at all the dead people who submitted comments against it, trying to save us from beyond the grave.
On the post: It Can Always Get Dumber: Trump Sues Facebook, Twitter & YouTube, Claiming His Own Government Violated The Constitution
If he opens a theme park at Mar-A-Lago, can he avoid paying attorney fees?
On the post: Florida Steps Up To Defend Its Unconstitutional Social Media Law And It's Every Bit As Terrible As You'd Imagine
I think the last paragraph highlights something that can sometimes be overlooked — the attorneys drafting this response aren’t necessarily die-hard advocates for the positions they’re asserting. They’re paid government functionaries paid to represent the state, which may have positions completely at odds with what the attorneys believe as private individuals. Sometimes I’d like to think the ludicrous arguments raised in these pleadings are the author’s underground rebellion - if you’re being paid to advocate for something stupid, might as well go all in and make it too dumb for any court to go with.
On the post: Alabama Deputy Sued After Cuffing An Arrestee So Tightly His Hand Had To Be Amputated
Yeah, but is there a specific lawsuit that says you can’t handcuff a Hispanic guy’s hands so tightly that he loses a hand? I mean, because if not, how was Deputy Goebbels suppose to know he was violating Loyola’s rights?
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