Let’s hope that the owner of the CallMeMoneyBags account lives outside the jurisdiction of the US. Or that he’s sufficiently good at computering that he can make it look like the account is owned by Bayside. Or better yet, Brian Sheth.
How does one get in on that $700K for half a year's work gig? I don't know what inflation has done since I worked in the Federal Court system back in the mid-1990s, but $700k would be something like 4-5 X what the judge makes.
“I’m disappointed, but the real answer is: Do I care? I don’t give a damn,” he said. “I wouldn’t do anything to engage in the practice of law right now because it’s such a screwed-up obscenity.”
Said Cassiilly as he kicked a puppy and spit on a toddler, “I mean, if you can’t lie about the evidence and hide anything that hurts your case, how are you even serving the public?”
“Just as TPM’s audience expects semi-literate bigot-congratulating wankery2, Mr. Loder’s audience expects vivid and colorful condemnation of bigots and their apologist.”
On the post: Judge And Jury Say Sarah Palin Failed To Prove 'Actual Malice' In Defamation Case Against The NY Times
Re: Re: What a Mess
Did Trump University offer a law degree?
On the post: Devin Nunes, CEO Of Trump's TRUTH Social, Confirms That 'Free Speech' Social Media Will Be HEAVILY Moderated
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You mean do a Spartacus thing. “I am DevinNunesCow.”
On the post: The Governor Who Thinks Examining HTML Is Criminal Hacking Is Now Working To Make Missouri's Public Records Laws Worse
Next step. Make it a misdemeanor to request records and impose fines.
On the post: Criss Angel Sends Ridiculous Legal Threat After Comedian Creates Parody Menu Of His Restaurant
Maybe he could hire David Blaine to maybe bury the website in a block of ice or something.
On the post: Court Orders Twitter Reveal Anonymous Tweeter Over Sketchy Copyright Claim, Because That Tweeter Won't Show Up In Court
Let’s hope that the owner of the CallMeMoneyBags account lives outside the jurisdiction of the US. Or that he’s sufficiently good at computering that he can make it look like the account is owned by Bayside. Or better yet, Brian Sheth.
On the post: Judge Albright Names Lawyer For Patent Trolls As New Magistrate Judge For Waco
How does one get in on that $700K for half a year's work gig? I don't know what inflation has done since I worked in the Federal Court system back in the mid-1990s, but $700k would be something like 4-5 X what the judge makes.
On the post: Devin Nunes Retires From Congress To Spend More Time Banning Satirical Cows From Trump's New Social Network
"Note to Devin: you can't sue the SEC for defamation."
Sure you can, when you have deep pockets backing you to file as many ridiculous lawsuits as you can churn out.
On the post: Donald Trump Says He's Going To Sue The Pulitzer Committee If They Don't Take Away The NY Times And WaPo Pulitzers
Most deranged old men can only yell at clouds but when you have money, you can sue them too.
On the post: Fifth Circuit Awards Immunity To Cop Who Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Jump On A Moving Car And Kill The Driver
Re: Re: Re: Ideas
So he was in favor of the dangerous out of control zombie criminals who stormed the Capitol? Now I'm confused -- is he pro zombie or not?
On the post: Fifth Circuit Awards Immunity To Cop Who Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Jump On A Moving Car And Kill The Driver
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I think in that case, if there were no running boards, then the officer would have needed to go full T. J. Hooker and land on the hood.
On the post: Fifth Circuit Awards Immunity To Cop Who Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Jump On A Moving Car And Kill The Driver
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And yet if those who preemptively draw aren't rewarded for it, they're all too often insulated from any consequences for mistakes in judgement.
On the post: Disbarment Proceedings Show How A Maryland Prosecutor Covered Up An FBI Agent's Lies For More Than Twenty Years
“I’m disappointed, but the real answer is: Do I care? I don’t give a damn,” he said. “I wouldn’t do anything to engage in the practice of law right now because it’s such a screwed-up obscenity.”
Said Cassiilly as he kicked a puppy and spit on a toddler, “I mean, if you can’t lie about the evidence and hide anything that hurts your case, how are you even serving the public?”
On the post: After Taking A Couple Of Steps Towards Trimming Back Qualified Immunity, The Supreme Court Regresses To The Mean
We need Danny Glover to do for qualified immunity what he once did for diplomatic immunity.
On the post: Trump Announces His Own Social Network, 'Truth Social,' Which Says It Can Kick Off Users For Any Reason (And Already Is)
Time for The Lincoln Project to start up Consequences Social.
On the post: Journalists In St. Louis Discover State Agency Is Revealing Teacher Social Security Numbers; Governors Vows To Prosecute Journalists As Hackers
The state disclosed teachers’ social security numbers? Well, Missouri is the Show Me State.
On the post: Trump Asks Court To Reinstate His Twitter Account ASAP
“I mean, what the fuck do Trump's lawyers think they're doing here?”
I don’t know what they THINK they’re doing, but what they ARE doing is setting themselves up for some nice Rule 11 sanctions.
On the post: Ken Popehat White (Again) Shows How To Respond To A Completely Thuggish Legal Threat Letter
Re: "govern yourself"?
It’s in there. Sort of.
“Just as TPM’s audience expects semi-literate bigot-congratulating wankery2, Mr. Loder’s audience expects vivid and colorful condemnation of bigots and their apologist.”
On the post: Satire Site Gets Ridiculous Threat Letter From Baseball Team; cc's Barbra Streisand In Its Response
"Dear Jeff;
I just wanted to let you know that some asshole is writing stupid letters using your letterhead.
Signed,
Eric
cc: Barbra Streisand"
On the post: Mistrial Declared In Backpage Founders' Trial; After DOJ Ignores Judge's Rules Regarding What It Could Present
So using this playbook, all the horrible things that have happened on Facebook Live makes Zuck a criminal.
On the post: Police Department Caught Falsifying Evidence Logs Used In Trial Of PD Employee Who Was Caught Falsifying Evidence Logs
Falsified evidence logs? I mean, it could be worse. They could have a serial killer working as a blood spatter analyst.
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